FabSwingers.com forum: Struggling to get meats

By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

I really need some bacon, a steak and a chicken drumstick. But there are no shops open near me at this time of night. Advice please?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivery. "

She delivers

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

No, you don't understand. As a single man, it is in fact almost impossible to get meats at any time. It's just when it is late of night, and you see the couples enjoying their meats, with the juices from those chops running down their chins, that I get especially frustrated.

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By *agicmarcMan
over a year ago

tonyrefail

I’ve had couples say they’d meet but then either not turn up or block me for no reason

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

I've had pork sausages promised to me which turned out to be vegan, for no reason

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I've had pork sausages promised to me which turned out to be vegan, for no reason"

The absolute HUMANITY!

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"I've had pork sausages promised to me which turned out to be vegan, for no reason

The absolute HUMANITY!

I know. The way that single men are treated is disgraceful. I told one lady that I was into liver and onions and she told me I was offal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a deep freezer full of venison bacon , ham ,sausage steaks and roasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uber meats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get offered so much meat I've gone off it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have a body in my freezer. Come round and help yourself.

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

Thanks for your kind offers, Catnipkittykat and Blu1986. Unfortunately I live too far from both your freezers. I need to satisfy my cravings sooner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd steak my reputation you're getting lots of action.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've had pork sausages promised to me which turned out to be vegan, for no reason

The absolute HUMANITY!

HAM INSANITY !

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

I know that the key to success in getting a meat is confidence and the ability to start a conversation. My trouble is that when I go to the butchers and see the tempting display of all those luscious milfs (Meats I Would Like to Fry) I just don't know where to start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long before we butcher every meat pun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a sausage after I steak a member fee. In Hock to fab now. I’d leave but I know illl be bacon again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know that the key to success in getting a meat is confidence and the ability to start a conversation. My trouble is that when I go to the butchers and see the tempting display of all those luscious milfs (Meats I Would Like to Fry) I just don't know where to start. "

You gotta start simple and build up your skills.

Quick fry steak for starters, before you progress to fillets or tomahawks.

Chicken, almost impossible to fuck up.

Bacon, a meaters best mate.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think you would have more confidence the first time if rather than flying solo you went in the butchers with a FB (Fan of Beef)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you would have more confidence the first time if rather than flying solo you went in the butchers with a FB (Fan of Beef)"

Better an FWB - Fan of Waygu Beef

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Better an FWB - Fan of Waygu Beef

Do you like your meat well hung ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I went to the butcher the other week and there were four couples in front of me looking for unicorn meat.

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"I think you would have more confidence the first time if rather than flying solo you went in the butchers with a FB (Fan of Beef)

Better an FWB - Fan of Waygu Beef

Thanks for your suggestions. To be honest I am so desperate I would take a BBC (Barbeque Blackened Chicken) right now.

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

Better an FWB - Fan of Waygu Beef

Do you like your meat well hung ?"

Yes, and preferably with a couple of well-seasoned balls.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you tried a spitroast ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sir, this is a vegan grocery

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Sir, this is a vegan grocery"

He's Fab vegan

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

"Have you tried a spitroast ?"

No, I have never been hungry enough to try a skua.

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"I really need some bacon, a steak and a chicken drumstick. But there are no shops open near me at this time of night. Advice please?"

I know that feeling. I decided I’d go vegan. There much more veg markets around plus I can grow some in my garden so when I feel hungry I can get fresh lettuce or celery 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself out onto then hills OP, catch your breakfast and work up an appetite

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I can grow some in my garden so when I feel hungry I can get fresh lettuce or celery 24/7.

Yeah I'm often gagging for lollo rosso at 3am

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

I know that feeling. I decided I’d go vegan. There much more veg markets around plus I can grow some in my garden so when I feel hungry I can get fresh lettuce or celery 24/7.

Each to their own. I am simply not TV/TS (Tasty Veg/Tasty Salad).

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am simply not TV/TS (Tasty Veg/Tasty Salad)."

More like Thick Veg/Tossed Salad ?

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

More like Thick Veg/Tossed Salad ?"

Indeed. It is the dressing that doesn't appeal to me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

More like Thick Veg/Tossed Salad ?

Indeed. It is the dressing that doesn't appeal to me."

Gentlemans Relish ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like Thick Veg/Tossed Salad ?

Indeed. It is the dressing that doesn't appeal to me.

Gentlemans Relish ?"

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By *orthman OP Man
over a year ago

Kendal

Ooh, I have enjoyed this thread. It was nice not to have to mince my words. However, unlike listening to Radio 4, I can't classify this contribution as Intelligent Time Wasting and I can put off vacuuming the house no longer. Let's do it again sometime.

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over a year ago

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