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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...I first heard the phrase 'the poophole loophole'.

Not sure if it's just an American thing as that would explain it, but a random video popped up in my feed on a certain social media site and out it came.

So I googled it and apparently its a widespread practice amongst bible bashing young yanks to avoid going to hell for premarital sex, as they think taking it up the arse doesn't count in the eyes of the Lord.

So what new snippet of earth shatteringly important information have you learned recently?

A

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I mean, there's logic there, isn't there?

What did I learn today?

Italian red is far better than white. That's about it. I did learn a very cool fact about land ownership (well how it was viewed) in Australia recently. But nothing sex related.

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"...I first heard the phrase 'the poophole loophole'.

Not sure if it's just an American thing as that would explain it, but a random video popped up in my feed on a certain social media site and out it came.

So I googled it and apparently its a widespread practice amongst bible bashing young yanks to avoid going to hell for premarital sex, as they think taking it up the arse doesn't count in the eyes of the Lord.

So what new snippet of earth shatteringly important information have you learned recently?

A"

Google "The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates" you will not be dissapointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned as a American that I never heard that phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1932 Australia lost a war to emus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they have issues with gay sex? Makes sense.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"...I first heard the phrase 'the poophole loophole'.

Not sure if it's just an American thing as that would explain it, but a random video popped up in my feed on a certain social media site and out it came.

So I googled it and apparently its a widespread practice amongst bible bashing young yanks to avoid going to hell for premarital sex, as they think taking it up the arse doesn't count in the eyes of the Lord.

So what new snippet of earth shatteringly important information have you learned recently?

A

Google "The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates" you will not be dissapointed"

Brilliant!!

Especially.....

"I've emptied my bowels

And laid out the towels

I'm ready for romance"

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they have issues with gay sex? Makes sense."

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"...I first heard the phrase 'the poophole loophole'.

Not sure if it's just an American thing as that would explain it, but a random video popped up in my feed on a certain social media site and out it came.

So I googled it and apparently its a widespread practice amongst bible bashing young yanks to avoid going to hell for premarital sex, as they think taking it up the arse doesn't count in the eyes of the Lord.

So what new snippet of earth shatteringly important information have you learned recently?

A"

Growing up we used to use this loophole with the local catholic girls. Served us all very well.

C

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

'Poophole loophole' should be used to describe those who rack up on average an extra 3 hours a week away from their desks, and still get paid for it ,by taking long dumps at work.

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