FabSwingers.com forum: Which is worse: bad breath or a smelly flower?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't speak on behalf of others. But personally I'd rather she had a smelly flower. Well a smelly flower only prevents one from enjoying oral, but it never stops sex. On the other hand bad breath is VERY challenging.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh ffs

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

That's it, that's enough internet for me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the flowers are smelly just put them outside

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

How do you think these things up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the flowers are smelly just put them outside"

I'm referring to that kind of flowers. Silly. Get with the plot.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely bad breath, I can avoid that in a sixty nine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you think these things up?"

At work, apparently

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"That's it, that's enough internet for me tonight "

Enough for everyone I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the horse a mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight "

Allow me to throw in the obvious joke, are you ready? ...........

I'd honeysuckle on your garden

Or I'd suckle on your honey garden.

Where's the facepalm emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP may wish to try jigsaws and spare the rest of us.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Neither my breath nor my “flower” smells but if someone had either a bad breath of bad smelling genitals they wouldn’t get anywhere near me.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

Allow me to throw in the obvious joke, are you ready? ...........

I'd honeysuckle on your garden

Or I'd suckle on your honey garden.

Where's the facepalm emoji?"

Waaa

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

"How do you think these things up?

At work, apparently "

Haha anything but work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will ask you again… have you actually had sex before?

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex before?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you think these things up?"

These are of the utmost important things in our daily lives. Unfortunately they are also the most challenging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex before?"

No.

Oh wait, this wasn't for me. As you were...

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Why is this shit in the internet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!

I mean, in that situation, I would suggest mouthwash and a sensual bath. If that didnt solve the issue, I would be recomending that they visit their GP and/or dentist as it suggests a deeper problem that may impact on their health.

If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Smelly anything and I’m out. I have real issues with smelly people. No need. Can’t believe people would even meet being smelly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex before?"

Is this a thread title?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is this shit in the internet?

Can we try to contain the foul language till after school please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex with Ryan before?

No.

Oh wait, this wasn't for me. As you were..."

Your time will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is this shit in the internet?

There's shit in the internet??

That explains a lot of threads today.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Anyone need pollinating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex with Ryan before?

No.

Oh wait, this wasn't for me. As you were...

Your time will come.

Is that a threat or a promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex before?

Is this a thread title? "

It should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need pollinating? "

My flowers closed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smelly anything and I’m out. I have real issues with smelly people. No need. Can’t believe people would even meet being smelly!"

I know. Hygiene is always a tough issue. And it's never easy to talk about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask you again… have you actually had sex with Ryan before?

No.

Oh wait, this wasn't for me. As you were...

Your time will come.

Is that a threat or a promise?

A threat. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone need pollinating? "

I know this was a joke, but this genuinely gave me the ick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!

If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?

The major problem is how to tell someone they smell without hurting them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread stinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!

If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?

The major problem is how to tell someone they smell without hurting them. "

I find “get a wash you tramp” usually works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight "

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the smell of lilies. Smells like cat piss.

There, I said it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums."

We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a flowering plant like a Venus flytrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. "

Maybe if you used the correct anatomical names it might help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. "

OP, those are the only kind of flowers. I think you need to get comfortable with some non-twee words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention. "

Just say axe wound like any other self respecting gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums."

Poo Daisies?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

Poo Daisies?"

Poo daisies and astrantia particularly! Although I'm going to call them bumstrantias from now on.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

Sorry, not cock, ummm...sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

We're not talking about those flowers. Honestly now. Pay attention.

OP, those are the only kind of flowers. I think you need to get comfortable with some non-twee words."

Well we're actually talking about the other FLOWERS. The one all men love...on the quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums.

Poo Daisies?

Poo daisies and astrantia particularly! Although I'm going to call them bumstrantias from now on."

I'll never remember that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both are just as bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bend her over nibble her anus problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both are just as bad

We all know that. The question is which would you rather not have out of the two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex. "

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both are just as bad

We all know that. The question is which would you rather not have out of the two. "

Neither

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Honest to goodness the use of "flower" in this context makes me feel quite ill.

Please, for the love of all that is good and right, please just don't.

Please.

(I do appreciate I could have just scrolled past, but I felt i needed to make my feelings known here. Sorry)

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Why? Have you a “friend”

Who had a stinky growler or have you a “friend/work colleague “ who’s mrs has and he’s now gonna have to dump her.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina"."

This.

And I love your use of the word vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina"."

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

These are of the utmost important things in our daily lives. Unfortunately they are also the most challenging. "

More challenging than getting children to eat fruit and veg ?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Whats worse... hmm... Im gonna go for "people who seem unable to comunicate with their partners about challenging topics"... You!!

If you dont tell people they have bad breath, how are they supposed to know and do something about it?

The major problem is how to tell someone they smell without hurting them. "

I'm sure you'll discover a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

This.

And I love your use of the word vagina."

*whipers* vagiiiiiiinaaaaa

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What about a flowering plant like a Venus flytrap

My Venus flytrap is currently flowering (well it's my eldest boy's) it has quite delicate white flowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are of the utmost important things in our daily lives. Unfortunately they are also the most challenging.

More challenging than getting children to eat fruit and veg ?"

Both as challenging in its own category.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "

Oh god

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Aren't flowers supposed to smell? The honeysuckle in my garden smells delightful tonight

The elderflower is beautiful up here tonight too.

Although there are some very smelly flowers at my work. Some smell like stinky bums."

I love elderflower, my dad and grandad used to make wine with it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

This.

And I love your use of the word vagina.

*whipers* vagiiiiiiinaaaaa"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

See I knew Nora would see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "

Please unplug your keyboard...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex. "

Then neither will a smelly flower. Have you had sex with many men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

See I knew Nora would see it. "
is this like anal bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "

On behalf of all women, I'd like to thank you for your service. We don't know what we'd do if it weren't for you licking our smelly pussies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down. "

Christ

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "

What kind of smell are we talking about here?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down. "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

Christ

Ok. Erm... Nora... run.

Shit just got real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

Christ

Clearly your flower smells of...

Flowers?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

Christ

Ok. Erm... Nora... run.

Shit just got real

I’m locking my windows as we speak!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

Christ

Clearly your flower smells of...

Flowers?!"

Roses

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over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

Christ

Clearly your flower smells of...

Flowers?!

Roses

Cadbury's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have.

Oh god

Nora dear, so lovely to see you

Nora can NEVER hide from me. She knows I will track her down.

Christ

Clearly your flower smells of...

Flowers?!

Roses

Cadbury's?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably more suggest you go after the women that actually brush their teeth and wash!

No excuse for being a smelly git if you want to get intimate with anyone.

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over a year ago

"I'd probably more suggest you go after the women that actually brush their teeth and wash!

No excuse for being a smelly git if you want to get intimate with anyone.

A woman with a smelly flower has nothing to do her bad or lack of hygiene. It's just a bad throw of the dice for some. Some always have a nice smelling vigina no matter what they eat or drink. Others it's just different. It's for the man to accept this and love her for her.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Something about this thread smells fishy

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over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to be having sex with a man who had bad breath or a smelly cock.

I'll pass.

A smelly cock never affects the sex.

If it smells too bad to go in my mouth it certainly isn't going in my vagina. Note my use of the word "vagina".

Some women by nature just have a strong odour, but I would never deny her sex on the strength of it. Why it would be criminal and cruel. You have to 'work' with what you have. "

i can hear the clicks of block button being hit hard n fast

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over a year ago

For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!

It's a vagina!!

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over a year ago

"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!

It's a vagina!!"

Or a vulva. With labia and a clitoris n stuff.

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over a year ago

"I'd probably more suggest you go after the women that actually brush their teeth and wash!

No excuse for being a smelly git if you want to get intimate with anyone.

No it's not, a foul or bad smelling vagina is a sign that something isn't right down below and should be checked out.

A normal healthy vagina should only have (if any) a mild NOT unpleasant smelling scent.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Not sure if it’s just me but the word flower is just creepy .Call it a minge a vag even a cunt anything but flower..

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over a year ago

"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!

It's a vagina!!

Or a vulva. With labia and a clitoris n stuff."

I don't think he's ready for that...

Baby steps.

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over a year ago

"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!

It's a vagina!!

Or a vulva. With labia and a clitoris n stuff.

I don't think he's ready for that...

Baby steps."

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over a year ago

"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!

It's a vagina!!"

Why are we bringing religion into this?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all the baby angels, PLEASE stop using the word "flower". You're embarrassing every other adult on the site!

It's a vagina!!"

I tried that. Didn't work

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !

I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up

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over a year ago

"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !

I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up

Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !

I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up

Which would you prefer? Or not prefer? "

Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.

The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand

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over a year ago

"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !

I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up

Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?

Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.

The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand

You'll have to tell him this is much more important for the survival of mankind.

I'm going to guess you prefer good breath. As like me you know how to juggle the smelly flower.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !

I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up

Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?

Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.

The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand

You'll have to tell him this is much more important for the survival of mankind.

I'm going to guess you prefer good breath. As like me you know how to juggle the smelly flower. "

Does the smell not waft up as you prod the flower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I was going to read up on some paperwork so I was up to date for when I get into work tomorrow morning, then I saw this thread !

I can’t wait till tomorrow morning at work now when I tell them about what distracted me from reading those reports up

Which would you prefer? Or not prefer?

Oh I would definitely prefer to go to work and talk about the thread and not be up to date with the paperwork.

The boss would much prefer to hear about this and I can read up on all the work stuff tomorrow anyway… I am sure there isn’t going to be anything in there that I won’t understand

You'll have to tell him this is much more important for the survival of mankind.

I'm going to guess you prefer good breath. As like me you know how to juggle the smelly flower.

Does the smell not waft up as you prod the flower?"

If she can live with it and it's with her 24/7 then I'm sure you will survive a few days of bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who use the term flower are much much worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who use the term flower are much much worse."

You're not answering the questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anyone need pollinating?

My flowers closed up"

Whack it out in bright sunlight and it'll open up again

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over a year ago

"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.

The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey?

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over a year ago

"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.

The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey? "

Scratch and sniff hasn't failed me yet. I advise getting a check up op

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm outta there, if standard hygiene principles can't be applied by anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ffs

Scr*ping the barrel here…. Me thinks he should give up now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm outta there, if standard hygiene principles can't be applied by anyone. "

You shouldn't bail out when it's tough in there. Man up and down you go. I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not in the eighteen-hundreds anymore lol we have running water in the houses, hygiene products, chewing gum, toothpaste...both a no for me, I like to enjoy oral and kissing and not with a gas mask

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.

The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey? "

Maybe she's a smoker.

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over a year ago

"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.

The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey?

Maybe she's a smoker."

Nana you bad. Can the smokers elaborate on this?

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over a year ago

"I carry mouth spray but I haven't used it on the love below yet.

The smell comes from deep within. And when you lick her you will taste it leaking out. It's too bitter. Maybe a bit of lemonade and honey?

Maybe she's a smoker.

Nana you bad. Can the smokers elaborate on this?"

Does smoking affects her down there? Up there yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooooo many words for the vagina you could have used.

You went with "flower"

Are you Monica Geller?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sooooooo many words for the vagina you could have used.

You went with "flower"

Are you Monica Geller?

Winston

I've always loved the term 'flower' as it has symbolic methors to the Yoni. She's is beautiful and only opens under the right circumstances. And she's smell of sweet roses. Okay not all

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh ffs

Scr*ping the barrel here…. Me thinks he should give up now

He has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ffs

Scr*ping the barrel here…. Me thinks he should give up now

He has"

Probably not by his own choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll be back soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This its more nuts than peanut butter factory

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Just spray a bit of febreze on it and it's all good.

Follow me for more tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spray a bit of febreze on it and it's all good.

Follow me for more tips."

I will lol

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"He'll be back soon enough "

Already a new profile with same name joined !

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