FabSwingers.com forum: Cake?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who wants cake?

It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?

It’s been very spiky on here tonight!

What *kind* of cake are you having?

Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules

What are YOU having, Fabsters?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Copy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had a Belgian waffle and ice cream and now I feel sick. No cake for me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate fudge cake with cream please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copy cat

Ooh is there a competing cake thread?

Sorreeee ..

Admin, can you merge? Is that even possible?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

What spikes have I missed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What spikes have I missed? "

Insulin spikes due to cake.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Key lime pie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What spikes have I missed? "

Running spikes, I think. Something about sport, anyway

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Copy cat

Ooh is there a competing cake thread?

Sorreeee ..

Admin, can you merge? Is that even possible?

I'll let you off

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"What spikes have I missed?

Insulin spikes due to cake."

Thought I’d missed drama

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really don't want cake thanks Dan. Is there any chance we can stretch the rules to include cherry pie please?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Death by chocolate, preferably eaten off a pair of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have fruit tart and ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don't want cake thanks Dan. Is there any chance we can stretch the rules to include cherry pie please?

Well I had pie (Banoffee) so it would be very churlish of me to refuse! Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Churlish

Love that word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have fruit tart and ice cream"

Ooh I’ve allowed cakes and pies. But tarts? That’s a curveball.

As it’s you though my lovely, approved x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really don't want cake thanks Dan. Is there any chance we can stretch the rules to include cherry pie please?

Well I had pie (Banoffee) so it would be very churlish of me to refuse! Approved

You have always been my favourite Dan, Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have fruit tart and ice cream

Ooh I’ve allowed cakes and pies. But tarts? That’s a curveball.

As it’s you though my lovely, approved x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm about to have gooseberry crumble and custard. Cake can wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about to have gooseberry crumble and custard. Cake can wait

FFS, cake, pie, tarts and now crumble … will the thread drift ever end???

But .. as you have such a magnificent arse … approved!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm about to have Apple pie.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chocolate fudge cake with cream please. "

You'll have to fight me for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm about to have Apple pie. "

Can I have a bite ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm about to have gooseberry crumble and custard. Cake can wait

FFS, cake, pie, tarts and now crumble … will the thread drift ever end???

But .. as you have such a magnificent arse … approved!

Dan... you realise you started the thread drift in your OP with banoffee...

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Who wants cake?

It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?

It’s been very spiky on here tonight!

What *kind* of cake are you having?

Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules

What are YOU having, Fabsters?

I like how you break the rules, BanDerks.

In honour of that, I'm going to eat your ass.

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By *nourdreamsCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

[Removed by poster at 19/06/22 20:17:45]

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'm about to have Apple pie.

Can I have a bite ?"

Sure. And a lick too.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm about to have Apple pie.

Can I have a bite ?

Sure. And a lick too. "

You’re fantastic - thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

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By *nourdreamsCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Not cake but I’ve just had homemade strawberry pavlova

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who wants cake?

It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?

It’s been very spiky on here tonight!

What *kind* of cake are you having?

Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules

What are YOU having, Fabsters?

I like how you break the rules, BanDerks.

In honour of that, I'm going to eat your ass.

Cake, pie, tarts, crumble and NOW ass?! Oh g’wan then .. Approved!!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina

...wait but my vagina doesn't arrive for 15-18 working days.

Sorry, I'm out again. My bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old Apple pie and custard, perfect comfort food

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina

...wait but my vagina doesn't arrive for 15-18 working days.

Sorry, I'm out again. My bad.

Damn it Caff, this is why you should shop local. Wouldn't have this problem if you did. *sighs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Thank you Dan for being so accommodating to those who you wish would accommodate you in their vagina

*sigh*

Cake, pie, tart, crumble, ass and now Roly Poly?!

Well, as you have a voice that melts me and such wonderful chesticles .. APPROVED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get pandan cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa please and just leave the box I’ll be fine

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Not cake but I’ve just had homemade strawberry pavlova "

Ooh, that sounds good. You've made me think about meringues. Now I want an Eton mess

Which is okay isn't it Dan, 'cos I've got boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually a chocolate fudge cake with cream kind of guy. But tonight I'm fancying a coffee/walnut combo, with a machiato to wash it down.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it"

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not cake but I’ve just had homemade strawberry pavlova "

Cake. Pie. Tart. Crumble. Ass. Roly Poly. And now Pavlova!?!

As I fantasise about a MFM with the two of you … Approved!!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Nice big peanut butter cheese cake. Sorry not sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice big peanut butter cheese cake. Sorry not sharing

Look! Eagle!

(Sneaks off with cake)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not cake but I’ve just had homemade strawberry pavlova

Ooh, that sounds good. You've made me think about meringues. Now I want an Eton mess

Which is okay isn't it Dan, 'cos I've got boobs

Hang on, you’ve already had crumble!! Your boobs are majestic, I will give you that, but now you’re just pushing your luck young lady!!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

Agreed

Hot sponge, warm jam, cold custard…. Barf!

Philistines

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Nice big peanut butter cheese cake. Sorry not sharing

Look! Eagle!

(Sneaks off with cake) "

Going to whip your arse for that

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm thinking about making a lemon cheesecake cake this week, if anyone wants to try a slice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently munching on toffee cheesecake

anyone want some I have a full one to myself

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

None...I've spent the day making one and the icing in this heat was being a twat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice big peanut butter cheese cake. Sorry not sharing

Look! Eagle!

(Sneaks off with cake)

Going to whip your arse for that

(Sneaking turns into running)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl? "

Only a karcher can remove it!!

I don’t want cake thanks, we’re still stuffed after cooked breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl?

Only a karcher can remove it!!

I don’t want cake thanks, we’re still stuffed after cooked breakfast

Jeuvrnile jokes about sausages. Shuffles off looking sheepish (glamorous bit sheepish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister made some Biscoff cheesecake and brought it over. Straight to the top if my Xmas card list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed? "

No. End.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Hot jam roly poly with cold custard please.

Oh I do cold custard …. You’re the only other one I’ve seen mention they like it

Cold custard is amazing! So underappreciated.

Ok if cold custard, ANY custard, is amazing why does it take industrial effort to wash up the jug or bowl?

Only a karcher can remove it!!

I don’t want cake thanks, we’re still stuffed after cooked breakfast

Jeuvrnile jokes about sausages. Shuffles off looking sheepish (glamorous bit sheepish) "

Oooo juvenile works best

yep, big sausage fest!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

No cake at home . Open to offers of coffee or chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

No. End. "

Harsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed? "

Pastries all the way, it's about time we banned discussions of cake.

It's not a kids birthday party here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

No. End.

Harsh.

Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

Pastries all the way, it's about time we banned discussions of cake.

It's not a kids birthday party here

In theory (or at least mine) cheesecake is a tart isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

No. End.

Harsh.

Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person). "

Cheesecake. ……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

No. End.

Harsh.

Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person).

Cheesecake. ……

Cheesecake has a biscuit base. No pastry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

No. End.

Harsh.

Honey don’t make me get all categorical on yo ass. Pastry = pie. Cake = not pastry. You’re probably very cute so I’m gonna let this one go though (and I’m that nice a person).

Cheesecake. ……

Cheesecake has a biscuit base. No pastry. "

Flour sugar butter …. Basically the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuffed and don’t like cake. But at a push I’d do a custard tart. Who doesn’t like a tart?

it’s pastry and has a filling, so is a pastry allowed?

Pastries all the way, it's about time we banned discussions of cake.

It's not a kids birthday party here

In theory (or at least mine) cheesecake is a tart isn’t it? "

I'll accept that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants cake?

It seems like a cake kind of night, doesn’t it?

It’s been very spiky on here tonight!

What *kind* of cake are you having?

Banoffee Pie for me, which isn’t a cake, it’s a pie (the clue is in the name) but I don’t play by the rules

What are YOU having, Fabsters?

Well if you're having pie then so am I, lemon meringue for me.

I do love cake though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and walnut cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope on a much needed diet this month

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...a cake

thread and no one sent me the memo?!

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