FabSwingers.com forum: Don’t you dare call me a wanker

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over a year ago

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Merchant

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Aw go on

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Tosser?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ok.

Masterbater.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Masturbator

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Much nicer

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

W anchor ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"W anchor ?"

Well fuck my old boots how the devil are you?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I am fine, don't recall Mr stumpy

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Why not?

It is one of the most useful words in modern vocabulary.

I get the feeling that we are meant to link it with you being in the airport car park. Am I the first to explore this aspect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not?

It is one of the most useful words in modern vocabulary.

I get the feeling that we are meant to link it with you being in the airport car park. Am I the first to explore this aspect?

No your not and to explain it’s a reference to a song called tempted by the band squeeze

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Why not?

It is one of the most useful words in modern vocabulary.

I get the feeling that we are meant to link it with you being in the airport car park. Am I the first to explore this aspect?

No your not and to explain it’s a reference to a song called tempted by the band squeeze

Sounds fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Chøker

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Wanker wanker wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not?

It is one of the most useful words in modern vocabulary.

I get the feeling that we are meant to link it with you being in the airport car park. Am I the first to explore this aspect?

No your not and to explain it’s a reference to a song called tempted by the band squeeze

Sounds fruity "

If I remember rightly one of them is your mate???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanker wanker wanker

Thanks darling

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

1 care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handy shandy man

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Juan kerr

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Why not?

It is one of the most useful words in modern vocabulary.

I get the feeling that we are meant to link it with you being in the airport car park. Am I the first to explore this aspect?

No your not and to explain it’s a reference to a song called tempted by the band squeeze

Sounds fruity

If I remember rightly one of them is your mate???"

Cousin of Glen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayne Kerr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not?

It is one of the most useful words in modern vocabulary.

I get the feeling that we are meant to link it with you being in the airport car park. Am I the first to explore this aspect?

No your not and to explain it’s a reference to a song called tempted by the band squeeze

Sounds fruity

If I remember rightly one of them is your mate???

Cousin of Glen"

Yea that’s it

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Ok… you’re a c***

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok… you’re a c***"

Awwww thanks

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Wayne Kerr"

Damn!!! Beat me!!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Wayne Kerr

Damn!!! Beat me!!"

I mean, don’t actually beat me!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America"

You can wank anywhere in the world you know

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Pimple headed weasel then?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America

You can wank anywhere in the world you know

"
church ? Middle of a shopping centre? France ?

I get you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America

You can wank anywhere in the world you know

church ? Middle of a shopping centre? France ?

I get you

You could have a pocket wank

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America

You can wank anywhere in the world you know

church ? Middle of a shopping centre? France ?

I get you

You could have a pocket wank

"
like make out I’m looking for loose change in my pocket? Very discreet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pocket billiard player

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America

You can wank anywhere in the world you know

church ? Middle of a shopping centre? France ?

I get you

You could have a pocket wank

like make out I’m looking for loose change in my pocket? Very discreet

Yea you got it mate

but I’m not gonna call you a proper wanker

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Jerk off

apparently it’s wanking in America

You can wank anywhere in the world you know

church ? Middle of a shopping centre? France ?

I get you

You could have a pocket wank

like make out I’m looking for loose change in my pocket? Very discreet

Yea you got it mate

but I’m not gonna call you a proper wanker

"
why not everyone else does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pocket billiard player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wayne Kerr

Damn!!! Beat me off!!"

As you wish

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Big wanker to you

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Your one of the wrist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII"

Is that chubby?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

""I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

Is that chubby?"

No, the intonation is similar though now that you mention it.

It's actually Doc Cox, who used to have a slot on That's Life. I think it involved rude road signs amd suggestive vegetables but I was very young at the time and a lot of it went over my head.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

""I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII"

I can't believe I had to watch an advert before it played that, I mean talk about product placement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone called me that, I would say at least someone is having fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

I can't believe I had to watch an advert before it played that, I mean talk about product placement "

Was the ad for hand cream?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Wayne Kerr

Damn!!! Beat me off!!

As you wish

Haha

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

""I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

I can't believe I had to watch an advert before it played that, I mean talk about product placement

Was the ad for hand cream?"

Velux blinds, maybe that's appropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

I can't believe I had to watch an advert before it played that, I mean talk about product placement

Was the ad for hand cream?

Velux blinds, maybe that's appropriate "

Haha yea maybe

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Wayne Kerr

Damn!!! Beat me!!"

some of you might know that there was an electronics company of that very name.

for some while I owned a 'Wayne Kerr Performance Meter' Like an oscilloscope in a 19" rack. Kept in the bedroom it deterred all but the most determined women from moving in.

I still regret selling it, it was almost as good a conversation piece as my cock ring!

Damn!!! Beat that!!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Thanks OP. Noted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks OP. Noted.

Your welcome

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