FabSwingers.com forum: What is the pettiest reason you have refused to date someone

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Her moustache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She looked like someone I didn’t like.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

He smelt of wet dog. I told him I was too busy concentrating on my GCSES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He pronounced his "th" as "f".

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

He had just dumped my bezzie mate

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

One guy I went on a day with had a really high pitched voice and I found it really off putting. Very Michael Jacksony it gave me the ick.

Very petty on my part. He was a lovely guy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

She bit my lip.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"One guy I went on a day with had a really high pitched voice and I found it really off putting. Very Michael Jacksony it gave me the ick.

Very petty on my part. He was a lovely guy "

Heeeheeee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was married

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"He smelt of wet dog. I told him I was too busy concentrating on my GCSES

Similar. Strong goat smell. From him.

It was a shame because he was so pretty. And intelligent. Like sink your teeth into nerd.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

She was a vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was 5ft 4, false advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He forgot to mention he was with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually …. Not petty at all

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled the kettle up to make two mugs of coffee.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

She was my sister

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

He fucked me like a jackhammer

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Shorter than me

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m not petty when it comes to matters of the heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He started telling me how I should do my makeup despite never wearing it

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By *ewby01327Man
over a year ago

Daventry

She supported Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

He had a twitch (facial tick)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filled the kettle up to make two mugs of coffee. "

The most reasonable one so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

I wear these at 46

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

I’m 52 and wear bright coloured ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

I’m 52 and wear bright coloured ones

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Because he was also seeing someone I know and I didn’t realise until after the social. I really liked him too. A few months later I thought meh fuck it it’s fab and messaged him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Klingon

Hab SoSlI’ Quch (Your mother has a smooth forehead!)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

He was a player.

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

They liked U2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but my sister had someone turn up to a date and his hands were covered in creosote from doing his fence that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Long time ago there was a girl a friend of my mates gf she was so up for it but she had really dirty nike air max trainers !

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By *ty80Man
over a year ago

Woking

She. Wasn’t she. You get me there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She. Wasn’t she. You get me there?"

Identity theft?

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

They openly said they hated people from where I am from considered them 'scum'... yet was infatuated with my look.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

He was a really really bad kisser

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"She was a vegan"

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

Oh I'm 52 only shoes I own

Mr R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them "

God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them

God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels

Gatsby distaste for vans is well documented. Stay out of Cornwall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

Oh I'm 52 only shoes I own

Mr R"

I live in Converse, I own other shoes but they are by far my favourites

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them

God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels

Gatsby distaste for vans is well documented. Stay out of Cornwall! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her massive Adam’s apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thought Northerners were stupid and Scousers were thieves. It was either educate him, or fuck him right off. Last I heard he’d been arrested for stealing drugs from the hospital he worked at. Karma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il never date anyone im not a 14 yr old american girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just didn't fancy him. Completely petty of me, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disappointed that nobody has mentioned Dundee and vestigial tails.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it

Is this all polo shirts or just on a date?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them

God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels

Shoeist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wore 'vans' shoes.... at 30

What the heck is wrong with that ? I’m nearly 50 and I wear them

God i cannot stand them or converse or those daft 'irregular' high heels

I see people wearing Converse at the gym all the time. I like them, but they're not gym shoes!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

He was short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it

Is this all polo shirts or just on a date?

All polo shirts, they give me the ick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She supported Liverpool "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy hands

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Their name…

He was called Wayne… I couldn’t bring myself to go on a date because of his name

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

When we first met he referred to sex as "yumyum".

I just couldn't get past that.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"He smelt of wet dog. I told him I was too busy concentrating on my GCSES

.................................

He wasn't called Shaggy was he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was a rugby boy and I didn't trust him not to tell the rest of the rugby team about our potential sex life. Shame as he was lovely. If you're reading this Seb, I'm sorry. Actually I don't think this is that petty after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His star sign. Definitely!

Also, height I guess

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it

Is this all polo shirts or just on a date?

All polo shirts, they give me the ick

I'd need a whole new wardrobe

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

When he dropped me off after a drink and went in for the snog, he said ‘sorry, can’t decline the seats’

He gave me the ick and never got a second date - it wasn’t a typo, he was just a bit dim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

She was too jolly first thing in the morning

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By *ritishguyMan
over a year ago

chatburn

She wouldn't suck dick or let me fuck her arse,

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

One eye was going to the shop the other was coming back with the change

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I gave one the heave ho when she got uptight when I wouldn't bale her out financially. She then retaliated by sending a photo of me doing a stir fry, wearing only thong, into my company head office for the attention of the MD, with the comment, "This is what he is supposed to be doing when he is supposed to be working!" The silly girl was unaware that encrypted into a mobile phone photo is the date, time and location where it's taken, which happened to be my home, and in the evening. So everyone at head office had a great laugh at, "The naked chef," and at her expense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their grammar, lack of punctuation and poor spelling.

I once had a woman tell me I sounded like a man she once knew and wouldn’t speak to me again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned up to our date wearing a polo shirt...Nope, made him go home and change it

Is this all polo shirts or just on a date?

All polo shirts, they give me the ick

I'd need a whole new wardrobe

It's ok, replace one or two and don't wear them around me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He had a big head and forehead.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"When he dropped me off after a drink and went in for the snog, he said ‘sorry, can’t decline the seats’

He gave me the ick and never got a second date - it wasn’t a typo, he was just a bit dim "

Inexcusable when declension is so easy in the English language.

Sorry, can't decline the seat.

Sorry, can't decline the seats.

Sorry, can't decline the seat's

Sorry, can't decline the seats'

Plain singular and plural and possessive singular and plural, respectively. You did well to get out of that potential grammatical disaster.

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By *orleyMikeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Went out for a meal on the second date and she was the fussiest eater I’ve ever met.

Killed me because I knew there and then it was never going to work.

Shame, she was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate with her mouth open , just can’t deal with it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When he dropped me off after a drink and went in for the snog, he said ‘sorry, can’t decline the seats’

He gave me the ick and never got a second date - it wasn’t a typo, he was just a bit dim

Inexcusable when declension is so easy in the English language.

Sorry, can't decline the seat.

Sorry, can't decline the seats.

Sorry, can't decline the seat's

Sorry, can't decline the seats'

Plain singular and plural and possessive singular and plural, respectively. You did well to get out of that potential grammatical disaster."

He had the audacity to order my meal too! Bloody steak dianne!! Thank god the car seat wouldn’t decline!!!

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Cankles.

That was all.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

i was just going to put cankles lol

dont like the tree trunk legs

by the way im no oil oainting myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick went over her top lip. I could no longer take her serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She didn't shave. Anything. I only found this out just as we were getting busy. She looked liked a were-wookie.

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By *ufia SnowbunnyTV/TS
over a year ago

Hastings

Supported a particular football team

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

They wore crocs. In public.

On a meet....

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

She sent me a selfie and her bathroom was a fkn shit tip. Hadn't flushed...

Its a nah from me.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

He impersonated a child during a conversation. Gave me the instant ick.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Went out for a meal on the second date and she was the fussiest eater I’ve ever met.

Killed me because I knew there and then it was never going to work.

Shame, she was lovely "

Yeah, I couldn't date a fussy eater. Intolerances and allergies I can accept. But you aren't 5. You can eat veggies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not putting out on the first date

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