FabSwingers.com forum: Wet dreams

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had this thread up in the past. Unfortunately no one 'suffers' the same situation as me. I know that into adulthood we are supposed to have 'grown' out of this. However this doesn't seem to be the case in everyone. In my case it's VERY real. As real as the real orgasms one has awake. Of course it is nice. But very noisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not to dream about women making your tea and you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. Thanks for sharing I guess?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I have had this thread up in the past. Unfortunately no one 'suffers' the same situation as me. I know that into adulthood we are supposed to have 'grown' out of this. However this doesn't seem to be the case in everyone. In my case it's VERY real. As real as the real orgasms one has awake. Of course it is nice. But very noisy. "

I'd not heard you're supposed to grow out of it when you get into adulthood.

I always thought it was regulated by having orgasms when awake. If you don't have enough, you get wet dreams.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Posted before, no one suffers similar, thought I'd repost anyway?

kthnxbye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try not to dream about women making your tea and you'll be fine."

You could have had something more constructive to the discussion at hand?!? Really now.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?"

Room mate from years ago.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure O-Town did a song about this.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

---We never grow out of wet dreams, unless you mean you are peeing yourself?

Wet dreams are kind of like the 'male period' bless our cotton socks. But if you replenish within the month or so, it shouldn't really need to push itself out with a 7 trumpet fanfare.

I feel for you having a room mate though, maybe that's how it happened. --pt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this. "

Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this.

Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?"

Really now!

Use your imagination. It's not rocket science.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this. "

You can turn your pants around when they're still on?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this.

Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?

Really now!

Use your imagination. It's not rocket science. "
we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this.

Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?

Really now!

Use your imagination. It's not rocket science. "

Says the man who blasts off in the night

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"It’s such a disappointment when you wake up and it was just a very intense dream and you have to change you’re y fronts

There are ways round this.

Turning your Y-fronts back to front ?

Really now!

Use your imagination. It's not rocket science.

Says the man who blasts off in the night"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?"

Go to bed naked !

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !"
it’s easier to chuck my undies in the wash than wash my duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !"

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked. "

Eww

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" it’s easier to chuck my undies in the wash than wash my duvet

Maybe at bedtime you could sellotape an empty Pot Noodle tub to your groin ?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked. "
nothing worse than having to pull ya helmet of the bedsheets because it’s stuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.

Eww"

You're not commando?!?!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

" it’s easier to chuck my undies in the wash than wash my duvet

Maybe at bedtime you could sellotape an empty Pot Noodle tub to your groin ?"
pot noodle haha a smarty tube would do me long and thin

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.

Eww

You're not commando?!?! "

I don't sleep on a bed of my own spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.

Eww

You're not commando?!?!

I don't sleep on a bed of my own spunk"

Dry orgasms! There are two types of male orgasms. Wet and dry. So if you have a dry orgasm you'll be dry. Well kind of.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

" we’ll I’m not a rocket scientist so can you explain how I can wake up after an intense wet dream and not have spunked in my pants ?

Go to bed naked !

I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. Yes totally naked.

Eww

You're not commando?!?!

I don't sleep on a bed of my own spunk

Dry orgasms! There are two types of male orgasms. Wet and dry. So if you have a dry orgasm you'll be dry. Well kind of. "

How can a dry orgasm be a wet dream I'm lost. I thought you travelled to spunkoverse?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?

You've never had a dry orgasm?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?

You've never had a dry orgasm? "
nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had this thread up in the past. "

So why re-post it?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?

Let someone use a wand on you. Then you might experience one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?

You've never had a dry orgasm? nope "

Oh wow. Well I'm happy to inform you you are missing out big time if you've not had a dry orgasm.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Is it possible to have a dry orgasm without having you’re testicles removed ? Or is it In some ancient manuscript?

Let someone use a wand on you. Then you might experience one

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like the one Paul daniels had

joking aside I’m intrigued now (of to look at Wands)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, someone left the water running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?

Room mate from years ago. "

Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?

Room mate from years ago.

Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet? "

Ummmmm nah.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet"

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. "
another joker who’s the other one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. another joker who’s the other one

All those not taking this seriously?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please. "

. You tell em Toan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.

. You tell em Toan!"

Yes it's like being back school Nora dear xc

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.

. You tell em Toan!

Yes it's like being back school Nora dear xc"

Detention and a good spanking I reckon Toan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought I was having a wet dream the other night, turns out the wind had changed direction in the night and rain was blowing in through the open window and soaking my feet

For a minute there I thought you was going to say something productive to the thread. But no, another joker. Back of the class please.

. You tell em Toan!

Yes it's like being back school Nora dear xc

Detention and a good spanking I reckon Toan

Okay I'll hold em down and you spank them as HARD as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?

Room mate from years ago.

Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?

Ummmmm nah. "

Is that another dream your having?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?

Room mate from years ago.

Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?

Ummmmm nah.

Is that another dream your having? "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has told you that your wet dreams are very noisy ?

Room mate from years ago.

Would it not be better to call them loud dreams, that are also wet?

Ummmmm nah.

Is that another dream your having?

No. "

So did you ‘fake it’ in your wet dream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess you just shoot - moan - and leave, with your current status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the OP drowned in his own spaff?

I sure hope he’s ok.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

He will be gobbling a McMuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the OP drowned in his own spaff?

I sure hope he’s ok. "

I can’t take anyone serious who comes and goes (excuse the pun) like this op.

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