FabSwingers.com forum: Would someone please explain the pecking order on here?

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Not a serious thread, funny answers please.

Have a lovely evening all.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

(chicken)

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The clique.

The in betweeners.

The misfits.

The lone wolfs.

Me.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The clique.

The in betweeners.

The misfits.

The lone wolfs.

Me. "

The lurkers

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Have a fanny - willing to suck cock - men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clique.

The in betweeners.

The misfits.

The lone wolfs.

Me. "

Not sure if I'd rather be a misfit or a lone wolf.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Have a fanny - willing to suck cock - men who don't suck anything"

FIFY

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Themuns

Usuns

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

The mods.

The rest of us.

Cherry x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Single women who meet

Single women on hot pics

Single women who are here to chat

Bi single guys

Couples with bi woman

Couples with bi woman and bi man

Couples

TV’s (if discreet then will be higher

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Single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 holes.

2 holes.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pringles tube

Monster energy drink can

Sky remote

Lynx can

Fruit shoot bottle

Travel size lynx can

2 Oxo cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me first

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Me first"

Are you saying you always cum first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG I'm a Lurker?! And maybe I'll Graduate to Misfit! ????

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By *TDHGentMan
over a year ago

Worcs

Polly with the biggest pecker I think is the cock of the site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big tits

Little tits

Cardboard box

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

1) Timewasters

2) Men who don't read profiles

3) Clickbaiters

4) The rest

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Big Harold

Everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Harold should be top, surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Harold

Everyone else

Ha! Yes!

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

Sedgemoor

Those who meet with articulate communication skills

Those who meet without articulate communication skills.

Those who meet.

A whole bunch of other qualifying types of individuals and way at the bottom we have:

Those who ignore you after you send a picture because they’re lazy and rude and would rather ignore you than honest enough with themselves to just saying they’re not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies

Bucket fannies

Lingerie women

Fully clothed women

Silhouette women with blank profiles

Big penis men

Little penis men

Fill in later men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big Harold

Everyone else

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me first

Are you saying you always cum first?

Oi!

Everyone should do me first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

•Women

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•Black guys with their HUGE penises

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•couples

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•All other men

Apparently anyway. That’s what I read on the forums. Not my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brain

An athlete

A basket case

A princess

A criminal

Does that answer your question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no pecking… unless you want me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab pecking order??? Sure, its...

Single Women c/w Hot Pics

The Rest Of Fab

No, no need to thank me

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"The clique.

The in betweeners.

The misfits.

The lone wolfs.

Me. "

Me.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The clique that is not

The intelligent posters

The copycat posters

The scaremongering posters

The lurkers

The wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a serious thread, funny answers please.

Have a lovely evening all.

On a serious note:

All men to the front and women to get the drinks. Please.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"The clique that is not

The intelligent posters

The copycat posters

The scaremongering posters

The lurkers

The wankers

Are 3,4 and 6 not the same people?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A brain

An athlete

A basket case

A princess

A criminal

Does that answer your question?"

Now that's a good film

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

playa del ingles

"Have a fanny - willing to suck cock - men"

Fanny often negotiable

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cake trumps all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with boobs

People without boobs.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People with boobs

People without boobs. "

What if you have lilly boobies that sometimes aren't boobies at all

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

¹st

and then

followed by

which will get chased by

which is perv'd by

which can be outrun by

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Well, it starts with Tom and then works down from there. He is the messiah.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

Those who know

Those who don't

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So top of the pile.

Single women between 20-30 get first dibs and most attention.

Bottom of the pile.

White straight males,over 50 overweight and balding.

Fill in everything in-between of all types, colours, religion's,sex and sexuality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big peckers

Medium peckers

Mini peckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So top of the pile.

Single women between 20-30 get first dibs and most attention.

Bottom of the pile.

White straight males,over 50 overweight and balding.

Fill in everything in-between of all types, colours, religion's,sex and sexuality."

Ffs

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Am horse 12 and stall 6 lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The clique that is not

The intelligent posters

The copycat posters

The scaremongering posters

The lurkers

The wankers

Are 3,4 and 6 not the same people?

Largely but people like their own labels these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad I joined in a thread with funny answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pugh

Barney McGrew

Cuthbert

Dibble

Wonko

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not a serious thread, funny answers please.

Have a lovely evening all.

I'm good with being pecked all over really and not really one to complain about order

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Are we not all equal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A brain

An athlete

A basket case

A princess

A criminal

Does that answer your question?

Now that's a good film

Wheeeey! Someone got the reference

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but not in that order.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Are we not all equal

As the book says some are more equal than others ...

Or so it seems on here anyhow quite often .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BM in case I think of something witty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single women who meet

Single women on hot pics

Single women who are here to chat

Bi single guys

Couples with bi woman

Couples with bi woman and bi man

Couples

TV’s (if discreet then will be higher

)

Single guys

Are you suggesting women in hot pics don't meet?

And those that meet don't chat?

And those that chat don't meet?

It's terribly confusing!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It's Granny Crumpet's World

The rest of us are just living in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All fabbers are equal (just some fabbers are more equal than others)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"All fabbers are equal (just some fabbers are more equal than others)

IS"

Boobs good, willy bad?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Gregory

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Thanks totally hilarious thread.

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Go into bat first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who read this

Then people who read this

Then this

This

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cake

Lacey_Red

Admin

Mods

Meli

Ginger Women

TV/TSs

Big titty goth girls

The rest of the women

Hotwife couples

Other real couples

Couples with ranty husbands

Fake couples

Cross dressers

The

emoji

Pic mods

Sky remotes

Merkins

Single men

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

"Cake

Lacey_Red

Admin

Mods

Meli

Ginger Women

TV/TSs

Big titty goth girls

The rest of the women

Hotwife couples

Other real couples

Couples with ranty husbands

Fake couples

Cross dressers

The

emoji

Pic mods

Sky remotes

Merkins

Single men"

Sorry have to ask, what's a merkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me first.

Everyone else after.

Boom!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry have to ask, what's a merkin? "

A pubic wig

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Sorry have to ask, what's a merkin?

A pubic wig "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry have to ask, what's a merkin?

A pubic wig "

And that still comes above single men. Genius.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Those who have got it…

Those who don’t..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take this site seriously, and those that do not.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pringles tube

Monster energy drink can

Sky remote

Lynx can

Fruit shoot bottle

Travel size lynx can

2 Oxo cubes"

1 contac 400 caplet

1 Tic Tac

1 short grain rice

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Those that don't mention Sydney Uni disclaimers: and those that do.

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By *inkyEssexGuyMan
over a year ago

southend

"The clique.

The in betweeners.

The misfits.

The lone wolfs.

Me. "

Me is er me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"The clique.

The in betweeners.

The misfits.

The lone wolfs.

Me.

Me is er me "

I feel we're in a Spiderman meme.

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