FabSwingers.com forum: Guess what stinks in here.....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

by here I mean here..... where I am ...... not here where you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Is it cat piss?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Horse shit

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Blue cheese?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Feet?"

No. Funnily enough i've never known my tootsies pong...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feet?

No. Funnily enough i've never known my tootsies pong..........."

I wasn't suggesting it was yours

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it cat piss?"

Nope...... C'mon so stereotyping

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is it the curtains?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Horse shit

On any other day that'd be top of the class...... but not today

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Is it cat piss?

Nope...... C'mon so stereotyping

Incense?

Candles?

Truffle oil?

Farts?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Is it the curtains?"

Is that a euphemism?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Your fanny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Blue cheese? "

Nope ...... not in the Chez Veganeze

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The beetroot you're steaming before you pickle it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Your fanny

Sorry ..... I keep laughing.

That's just too vulgar not too .

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Your fanny

Sorry ..... I keep laughing.

That's just too vulgar not too . "

She takes a bow and goes back in her corner

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it cat piss?

Nope...... C'mon so stereotyping

Incense?

Candles?

Truffle oil?

Farts? "

The farts would go without saying but..... Aha ..... they STINK like fart but it's not fart

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

The smell of fear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it the curtains?"

Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The smell of fear?"

Nooooooooooo it's an inanimate object that feels no fear... ( i set em up you knock em down )

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Your attitude

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Eggs"

Not in Chez Veganeze........

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Have you shat on your sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Have you shat on your sofa

I need to check ....... hang on

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The toy draw, you should really clean them after you've finished

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Your attitude "

Damn ..... put the mirror down tsk .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The toy draw, you should really clean them after you've finished "

I'm so innocent...... I thought of the toy drawer before I clicked !

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Burnt food?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Burnt food?"

Oooooooooo nearly ...... so close.

Not burnt tho

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The river Mersey?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?"

OMG! Close .......

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The river Mersey?"

Tyne off ! The Mersey has fishies in it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did scarlet say possibly your fanny???

You want me to have a word???

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Did scarlet say possibly your fanny???

You want me to have a word???

No , just make her shovel the shit off my sofa !

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Your mouth?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Did scarlet say possibly your fanny???

You want me to have a word???

No , just make her shovel the shit off my sofa !"

Jez how big is the shit

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Your mouth?

A close second !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Did scarlet say possibly your fanny???

You want me to have a word???

No , just make her shovel the shit off my sofa !

Jez how big is the shit

It's of Amber Herdian Proportion

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

OMG! Close .......

Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The beetroot you're steaming before you pickle it."

Nope. Not peeled a troot in decades.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

OMG! Close .......

Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack?"

Cabbage!!!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Fish

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

OMG! Close .......

Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack?

Cabbage!!!!"

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! The closest yet but not quite......

I'll give it to you .... it's the bubble n squeak I made earlier....

5 points.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This thread is now closed ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fish

Get your nose out your knickers !

*gone*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it the curtains?

Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful

No curtains?

After all the effort that went into getting your curtain pole sorted out.

Pfffffft.

Winston

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

OMG! Close .......

Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack?

Cabbage!!!!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! The closest yet but not quite......

I'll give it to you .... it's the bubble n squeak I made earlier....

5 points. "

Yes!! I'd like to thank my parents, a special shout out to sprout man. Never give up, folks, believe in yourself and you can achieve your dreams.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

All the murdered corpses in your cellar?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Burnt food?

Oooooooooo nearly ...... so close.

Not burnt tho "

Rotten eggs?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it the curtains?

Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful

No curtains?

After all the effort that went into getting your curtain pole sorted out.

Pfffffft.

Winston "

That pole is staying put for eternity !!! Took the poor bloke eons ..... and eons...........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"All the murdered corpses in your cellar? "

No. I spray those......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs farts.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My dogs farts."

I don't have your dog

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

OMG! Close .......

Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for a mid afternoon snack?

Cabbage!!!!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! The closest yet but not quite......

I'll give it to you .... it's the bubble n squeak I made earlier....

5 points. "

There's something wrong with your bubble and squeak! It shouldn't stink!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Is it some sprouts you're slow cooking for dinner later?

OMG! Close .......

Left over veg that has started the stink? Or the food recycling bin?

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Someone's sweaty bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it bull shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it the curtains?

Are you referring to my curtainless windows........ that's quite hurtful

No curtains?

After all the effort that went into getting your curtain pole sorted out.

Pfffffft.

Winston

That pole is staying put for eternity !!! Took the poor bloke eons ..... and eons........... "

I should think so too!!!

What a palaver.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gym sock in the bottom drawer?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

As GC has given us the answer, who would like to guess what I'm smelling at this moment in time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are ypu in my garden?

Ive put 3 tonne of manure on my flower beds this weekend.. ive had to shut my sliders it reeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pile of old Tena Lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you what's whiffy here: I made a four cheese macaroni today, and the Gruyere & Caledonian Blue are lingering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breath n flowers

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Blue cheese? "

That's this bad stink here, though C did eat it all, the pot is sat next to me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Smelly candle.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

This made me laugh a lot!

Bloody hell Granny, where have you been? The forum has been full of crap but you always make us laugh

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I have just put the sprouts on to boil for Christmas so it could be them.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I was smelling my dog's breath, because he's sitting on the arm of the sofa next to me.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I had a curry and a couple of beers last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly candle. "

One of Gwyneth Paltrow's?

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