FabSwingers.com forum: Welcome to my fabulous fab commune

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where we all live in perfect harmony, for one another. No Gods no masters. You know the vibes. Anyway, what good do you bring to the commune?

I bring a shit sense of humour but one that keeps us all young

Now you go

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I bring a friendly and empathetic nature and a pair of ears to listen and big broad shoulders to face a cry on when things get tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring my handsome looks and good charm…. And lies… I bring lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisdom, wit and a passion for willies.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Will there be an agricultural collectivisation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sparkling personality

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Boobs, bad jokes, and baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sparkling personality"

I see you bring lies too.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation?"

Depending on the answer, I will bring grounding in reality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation?"
I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring a friendly and empathetic nature and a pair of ears to listen and big broad shoulders to face a cry on when things get tough "

We need that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring my handsome looks and good charm…. And lies… I bring lies."

Lies. You bring none of those things!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

I'm sold!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wisdom, wit and a passion for willies."
the 3 Ws. Wicked. Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sparkling personality"

Ahaha yeah…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs, bad jokes, and baking

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3 Bs. brilliant. You’re a poet

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I bring Jo, she is nothing but good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bring my handsome looks and good charm…. And lies… I bring lies.

Lies. You bring none of those things!!

I also bring modesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring my sarcasm, cooking skills and boobs for resting weary heads on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring bollocks"

We don’t have enough of that in here so you’re very welcome

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I bring laughter, cos I’m a great audience x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bring bollocks

We don’t have enough of that in here so you’re very welcome

I’m world class and thanks

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Isn't this how the Manson family started..?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I bring Jo, she is nothing but good

D."

Jo is lovely to be fair, but so are you D

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I bring Jo, she is nothing but good

Jo is lovely to be fair, but so are you D

Thank you Doc

you know we both think the same of you

I’m definitely not all good though, too much badness running through me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring Jo, she is nothing but good

D."

You’re both gorgeous people, D. And very welcome here

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I bring Jo, she is nothing but good

You’re both gorgeous people, D. And very welcome here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring my handsome looks and good charm…. And lies… I bring lies.

Lies. You bring none of those things!!

I also bring modesty

Ok maybe you do bring that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring my sarcasm, cooking skills and boobs for resting weary heads on.

Yes! The more cooks the better! We gotta eat good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring laughter, cos I’m a great audience x "

People that laugh at my jokes are always welcome

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I bring Jo, she is nothing but good

Jo is lovely to be fair, but so are you D

Thank you Doc

you know we both think the same of you

I’m definitely not all good though, too much badness running through me

D."

Fear not, I do know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't this how the Manson family started..?

Maybe. But I’m going for more of a Midsommer vibe.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lube and condoms

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I bring a friendly and empathetic nature and a pair of ears to listen and big broad shoulders to face a cry on when things get tough

We need that

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lube and condoms

Yes! Leave them in the communal sex room

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I bring nothing. That's because I don't fit in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I bring care, empathy and compassion but also a vegan sausage roll.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Isn't this how the Manson family started..?

Maybe. But I’m going for more of a Midsommer vibe.

Is anyone bringing the coffins? And a coroner?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I can make coffee AND tea

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Cake x

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By *hrills_n_spillsCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'll laugh at everyone's jokes. Unfortunately half the time I won't know what the hell is going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make everyone who stands next to me look reaaallly hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bring nothing. That's because I don't fit in

Yeah you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking in the mirror after shaving apparently i bring minions

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I will tend the fruit and veg patch, make liqueurs, bake bread and bring a very long reading list.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Green fingers and animal wrangling

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

How can we have harmony where everyone is welcome, when capitalists exist?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I have four burgundy suitcases full of outlanding fetish gear.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

outlandish I mean. Or outstanding maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring nothing. That's because I don't fit in

You do fit in in my commune. You’re welcome here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring care, empathy and compassion but also a vegan sausage roll. "

God YES! Vegan sausage rolls

You’re always very welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't this how the Manson family started..?

Maybe. But I’m going for more of a Midsommer vibe.

Is anyone bringing the coffins? And a coroner? "

I bloody hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make coffee AND tea"

YOU’RE IN!!

I take decaf but I bet you’ll be a favourite of everyone else!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I can make coffee AND tea

YOU’RE IN!!

I take decaf but I bet you’ll be a favourite of everyone else!

CAFFEINE *twitches*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake x"

I like cake. Can we have a carrot cake please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Errrrr I'll organise games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring high level flirting . And low level too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll laugh at everyone's jokes. Unfortunately half the time I won't know what the hell is going on."

! You’re going to be one of my faves I can tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make everyone who stands next to me look reaaallly hot.

You’re so hot you make us all look better. I like it. You’re very very welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking in the mirror after shaving apparently i bring minions

God I would love it if you brought minions with you. They’re the ducking

best!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will tend the fruit and veg patch, make liqueurs, bake bread and bring a very long reading list. "

God - thank you for this man. Honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green fingers and animal wrangling"

You and Jack are a gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

How can we have harmony where everyone is welcome, when capitalists exist?"

Well I don’t acknowledge the existence of capitalism here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have four burgundy suitcases full of outlanding fetish gear."

Well, we’re all kinky bastards so you’re welcome and bring your suitcase

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"Errrrr I'll organise games

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what games ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make coffee AND tea

YOU’RE IN!!

I take decaf but I bet you’ll be a favourite of everyone else!

CAFFEINE *twitches*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrrr I'll organise games

Strip Cards against humanity. You’re welcome

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Errrrr I'll organise games

what games ?

Ball games

Board games

Drinking games

Lots of games

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh! And Spin the Bottle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

How can we have harmony where everyone is welcome, when capitalists exist?

Well I don’t acknowledge the existence of capitalism here.

Scuse me coming through, I need in on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bring high level flirting . And low level too"
well, you can come in whenever you you’re ready. I’m ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh! And Spin the Bottle

Yes to this because it’s reusing bottles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

How can we have harmony where everyone is welcome, when capitalists exist?

Well I don’t acknowledge the existence of capitalism here.

Scuse me coming through, I need in on this"

Get inside

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

How can we have harmony where everyone is welcome, when capitalists exist?

Well I don’t acknowledge the existence of capitalism here.

Scuse me coming through, I need in on this

Get inside

You get inside too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be an agricultural collectivisation? I mean yes but like, if you don’t want to share then you just aren’t welcome. You’ve got the rest of the world to sell your shit for profit to

How can we have harmony where everyone is welcome, when capitalists exist?

Well I don’t acknowledge the existence of capitalism here.

Scuse me coming through, I need in on this

Get inside

You get inside too

Swing, fuck around and get this

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