FabSwingers.com forum: Forum Rules....

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry. I'm trying. Went to rehab and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do it on purpose. I just want to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm trying. Went to rehab and everything

I need to go

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sorry. I'm trying. Went to rehab and everything

https://youtu.be/KUmZp8pR1uc

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Sorry. I'm trying. Went to rehab and everything

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NotSoFast Amy Wineglass!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry. I'm trying. Went to rehab and everything

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NotSoFast Amy Wineglass!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

This is why when I post a topic, I leave it run sometimes to let others post their answers/opinions.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

Just the one?

Isn't there a few . . . .

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

I'm not exactly sure what you are getting at. Are you saying there is somebody who consistently fills up threads with their own stuff that's not relevant to the thread? If so I don't think I've noticed. It's not me is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

No, this isn't about people who retort/respond within their own threads.

It's about the usual bomb-throwing teflon-coated insolent pups who join, proliferate, upset people, leave, rejoin a few weeks later, and start all over again. As nauseum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

One day in the not-so-distant future KêySøre is going to get a snog from me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No, this isn't about people who retort/respond within their own threads.

It's about the usual bomb-throwing teflon-coated insolent pups who join, proliferate, upset people, leave, rejoin a few weeks later, and start all over again. As nauseum."

No it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, this isn't about people who retort/respond within their own threads.

It's about the usual bomb-throwing teflon-coated insolent pups who join, proliferate, upset people, leave, rejoin a few weeks later, and start all over again. As nauseum."

I know what you mean. They are [redacted].

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Guilty as charged officer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People should stop facilitating them. If they are ignored then, fingers crossed they would get to bored and give up.

They must have really sad lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, this isn't about people who retort/respond within their own threads.

It's about the usual bomb-throwing teflon-coated insolent pups who join, proliferate, upset people, leave, rejoin a few weeks later, and start all over again. As nauseum."

I can think of a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

If you think they're breaking forum rules, report them instead of making a thread having a sly dig.

If it's just that you don't appreciate the content of their threads, pass those ones by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums."

I’m only here for the disruption

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums."

No! I refuse to believe it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Jokes on them. They don’t know I’m really just an overweight 48 year old man who lives in his mothers spare bedroom.

I’ve just picked a cashew nut from my belly button. I haven’t had a cashew nut since ‘98

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s the clunge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Sounds hot. I’m in

I'm in with you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"No, this isn't about people who retort/respond within their own threads.

It's about the usual bomb-throwing teflon-coated insolent pups who join, proliferate, upset people, leave, rejoin a few weeks later, and start all over again. As nauseum."

They will eventually atone for their misdemeanors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t post as much as I used to, because people moan when I do.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Some one isn't getting enough attention and I'm not sure it's the person who this thread is aimed at

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Some one isn't getting enough attention and I'm not sure it's the person who this thread is aimed at

You're right. I want *all* the attention. Give it to me now.

Please and thank you.

(I mean, don't really. That sounds like a lot of pressure and I'm not really in the right place for *all* the attention)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

That wouldn’t even be in the top 10 of my strangest kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

That wouldn’t even be in the top 10 of my strangest kinks

Oh lord!!

Your number 1 is folks from Sunderland,isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

That wouldn’t even be in the top 10 of my strangest kinks

Oh lord!!

Your number 1 is folks from Sunderland,isn't it?

I’m kinky not a sicko.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper "

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Tissue paper? Man Size?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What rules there is none

Pot kettle black on them trying to infoce anything when

They breacheing the data protection act

Need brought up on criminal charges "

How are they?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper "

Run out of socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s an Internet fuck-site forum.

Many bigger fish to fry and get agitated about.

There’s a few posters who I tend to avoid (and sure plenty of people avoid my threads) as I find I tend not to agree with them, and can’t be arsed to read stuff I’m not interested in.

It always amuses me when people sometimes get so enraged about other peoples opinions.

As we know, opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one and they’re often full of shit!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

"
If he doesn’t, I (Brian) May!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s rules

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them"

Promises promises

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

If he doesn’t, I (Brian) May!

Is it big enough to grip with one hand, and beautiful enough to sing into?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

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Tissue paper? Man Size?

Well it needs to be folded

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?"

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird "

Don't you have curtains?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

Don't you have curtains?

Yes but they're rough texture and definitely not for wiping, if they were soft then would be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I deliberately disrupt everyone’s enjoyment on here. It’s the only reason I use the forums.

I’m only here for the disruption

Really? I'm here for sex and adoration

At the same time? That’s a bit greedy.

I want it all. And I want it now

Now I’m just imagining you with a moustache and a microphone

Would you like me to twiddle my moustache while I play with your microphone?

If he doesn’t, I (Brian) May!

Is it big enough to grip with one hand, and beautiful enough to sing into?

How big are your hands?

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"No, this isn't about people who retort/respond within their own threads.

It's about the usual bomb-throwing teflon-coated insolent pups who join, proliferate, upset people, leave, rejoin a few weeks later, and start all over again. As nauseum."

Ah! I recognise that description! He’s not back again, is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

There are a few people who post banal threads repeatedly or drag up old ones constantly...Just avoid them, works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

There are a few people who post banal threads repeatedly or drag up old ones constantly...Just avoid them, works for me

Yeah. Weirdos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

There are a few people who post banal threads repeatedly or drag up old ones constantly...Just avoid them, works for me

Yeah. Weirdos. "

Didn't say it was weird did I? Each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

There are a few people who post banal threads repeatedly or drag up old ones constantly...Just avoid them, works for me

Yeah. Weirdos.

Didn't say it was weird did I? Each to their own."

Nobody said you did. I said those words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"••Deliberate or malicious disruption of the forum••

"If you deliberately or maliciously try to interrupt everyone else's enjoyment of the forums, for example by trying to fill up the forum with your own content."

I can think of one particular reprobate.

There are a few people who post banal threads repeatedly or drag up old ones constantly...Just avoid them, works for me

Yeah. Weirdos.

Didn't say it was weird did I? Each to their own.

Nobody said you did. I said those words"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t post as much as I used to, because people moan when I do."

I like your posts.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

Don't you have curtains?

Yes but they're rough texture and definitely not for wiping, if they were soft then would be ok"

Bad planning there...

My curtains are soft. Just saying

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

Don't you have curtains?

Yes but they're rough texture and definitely not for wiping, if they were soft then would be ok

Bad planning there...

My curtains are soft. Just saying

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She's a curtain-twitcher, of the highest calibre.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed something?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

Don't you have curtains?

Yes but they're rough texture and definitely not for wiping, if they were soft then would be ok

Bad planning there...

My curtains are soft. Just saying

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She's a curtain-twitcher, of the highest calibre.

She's stuck to them

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have I missed something?"

Me.

Well... I missed you. Does that count?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't understand Nero, I just don't understand.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

Don't you have curtains?

Yes but they're rough texture and definitely not for wiping, if they were soft then would be ok

Bad planning there...

My curtains are soft. Just saying

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She's a curtain-twitcher, of the highest calibre.

She's stuck to them

Oi! Rude!

I don't use the curtains, just lay on a tarp and get hosed down after

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

Don’t take too long. My fist is getting cold

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them"

I'm only here to correct spellings and dish out suitable punishment.

One flick with a whip for you

I'm not really, I just like whips

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

Don’t take too long. My fist is getting cold

Fooks sake. So demanding!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't know about anyone else but I really FAF right now, I'm going to have to start buying shares in tissue paper

Run out of socks?

I use my mums ones and then put them back, not going to use my own as that would be weird

Don't you have curtains?

Yes but they're rough texture and definitely not for wiping, if they were soft then would be ok

Bad planning there...

My curtains are soft. Just saying

•

She's a curtain-twitcher, of the highest calibre.

She's stuck to them

Oi! Rude!

I don't use the curtains, just lay on a turd and get hosed down after

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

Don’t take too long. My fist is getting cold

Fooks sake. So demanding!

And…?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed something?

Me.

Well... I missed you. Does that count?

Always my lovely

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

I'm only here to correct spellings and dish out suitable punishment.

One flick with a whip for you

I'm not really, I just like whips

Whips are soooo overrated. True power is rapping knuckles with a tea spoon!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

I'm only here to correct spellings and dish out suitable punishment.

One flick with a whip for you

I'm not really, I just like whips

Whips are soooo overrated. True power is rapping knuckles with a tea spoon!

Oh sod that with my arthritic hands

I'd rather a flick of my bean with a rubber band

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

Don’t take too long. My fist is getting cold

Fooks sake. So demanding!

And…?!?

Um...

Yeah. I got nuthin

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I don't understand Nero, I just don't understand. "

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Mèlí, my future ex-wife, I'm doing this to confuse you. It's all abstruse.

However, I'm still curious about Piscean's Kleenex Collection.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

I'm only here to correct spellings and dish out suitable punishment.

One flick with a whip for you

I'm not really, I just like whips

Whips are soooo overrated. True power is rapping knuckles with a tea spoon!

Oh sod that with my arthritic hands

I'd rather a flick of my bean with a rubber band

Have you been looking in my book of tricks again

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

Don’t take too long. My fist is getting cold

Fooks sake. So demanding!

And…?!?

Um...

Yeah. I got nuthin"

I got your nuttin right here

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Rules schmules.

I’m just here for the furry minge.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

Promises promises

You bring the gapping fanny I’ll bring the fist

I'll go see if I can find one for you

Don’t take too long. My fist is getting cold

Fooks sake. So demanding!

And…?!?

Um...

Yeah. I got nuthin

I got your nuttin right here

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m here for the gapping fannys

And to stick my fist in them

I'm only here to correct spellings and dish out suitable punishment.

One flick with a whip for you

I'm not really, I just like whips

Whips are soooo overrated. True power is rapping knuckles with a tea spoon!

Oh sod that with my arthritic hands

I'd rather a flick of my bean with a rubber band

Have you been looking in my book of tricks again

I wrote my own book

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"If you think they're breaking forum rules, report them instead of making a thread having a sly dig.

If it's just that you don't appreciate the content of their threads, pass those ones by

This

Don't forget the forum is for all and not just for yourself or the people you want to post on it

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