FabSwingers.com forum: I’m just laid here in bed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

How do you take it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you take it ??"

That’s what she said

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious "

I would but it would be cold by the time I got there

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

I'm about to get my 2nd coffee, how do you take yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoozing after a very fun night. Hubby has disappeared. Wondering if/when he’ll resurface with tea and toast

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I’m lard here too!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I'll send you a coffee man, while I enjoy a full body massage man as I ache this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been out of bed since 6 as i am incapable of sleeping in.

I'm about to make my 3rd coffee, I'll pop you one across.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll send you a coffee man, while I enjoy a full body massage man as I ache this morning

Is there a full English breakfast man available??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you said a LARP in bed, I’d have over in a flash …

*one for the geeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now beautiful there’s a offer I couldn’t turn down

Is to have you lay in bed all day as I tend you all your needs and wants as you have a lazy day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you take it ??"

Milk .. no sugar

You’re wanted elsewhere too

Thread hijacker’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sugar? "

Read above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please bring me tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about to get my 2nd coffee, how do you take yours? "

Without sugar

Coz

I’m sweet enough

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now beautiful there’s a offer I couldn’t turn down

Is to have you lay in bed all day as I tend you all your needs and wants as you have a lazy day

xx"

Hello beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you said a LARP in bed, I’d have over in a flash …

*one for the geeks

Guffaw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m lard here too!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"I'll send you a coffee man, while I enjoy a full body massage man as I ache this morning

Is there a full English breakfast man available??"

Yep I'll send him over to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been out of bed since 6 as i am incapable of sleeping in.

I'm about to make my 3rd coffee, I'll pop you one across. "

Love you beautiful

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By *acktinyMan
over a year ago

bridgnorth

I’d make you a full English if I could get to stare into them eyes

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I would like someone to bring me a cup of tea

I have cobwebs in my throat but I really didn’t not want to get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d make you a full English if I could get to stare into them eyes"

Romance

Isn’t dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like someone to bring me a cup of tea

I have cobwebs in my throat but I really didn’t not want to get out of bed

D."

Eeek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please bring me tea and biscuits "

Piss off man

Get your own post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious "

On my way with a flask of tea. I’ll throw in 2 spoons, one for the tea, and one for a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now beautiful there’s a offer I couldn’t turn down

Is to have you lay in bed all day as I tend you all your needs and wants as you have a lazy day

Hello beautiful

Hello and good morning and awww thank you so much xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious

On my way with a flask of tea. I’ll throw in 2 spoons, one for the tea, and one for a cuddle."

I said coffee

And I’m in bed - not on a blinking fishing trip

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Nothing like a lazy Sunday but saying that I need to get up and have a workout. The trouble is getting up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing like a lazy Sunday but saying that I need to get up and have a workout. The trouble is getting up lol"

It’s a trial in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious "

I can deliveroo one to you

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I'm about to get my 2nd coffee, how do you take yours?

Without sugar

Coz

I’m sweet enough

Boom boom "

Here all week?

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Hot, wet and white...coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please bring me tea and biscuits

Piss off man

Get your own post "
haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious

I can deliveroo one to you "

You’re my hero

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about to get my 2nd coffee, how do you take yours?

Without sugar

Coz

I’m sweet enough

Boom boom

Here all week?

Good !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot, wet and white...coming right up

Oooo that’s me

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Larding in bed is the only activity I do these days.

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"Hot, wet and white...coming right up

Oooo that’s me

on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Larding in bed is the only activity I do these days. "

Fabulous isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot, wet and white...coming right up

Oooo that’s me

on its way

Not the reply I was expecting

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’ll teleport a brew over! I’ve made one already, picked up a dead mouse from the cat & cleaned a tiny smidge of dog sick.

Soon I’ll be making a full cooked breakfast for my parents on Father’s Day so there may be leftovers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll teleport a brew over! I’ve made one already, picked up a dead mouse from the cat & cleaned a tiny smidge of dog sick.

Soon I’ll be making a full cooked breakfast for my parents on Father’s Day so there may be leftovers

I’ll take you and the leftovers

I’m being particularly saucy today

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I’ll teleport a brew over! I’ve made one already, picked up a dead mouse from the cat & cleaned a tiny smidge of dog sick.

Soon I’ll be making a full cooked breakfast for my parents on Father’s Day so there may be leftovers

I’ll take you and the leftovers

I’m being particularly saucy today"

Haha if it gets me out of the washing up

It’s early for sauce too

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By *iptoptottyWoman
over a year ago

Watford, Herts

Sounds lush. Would love a coffee too… or anything wet for that matter!

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"I’ll teleport a brew over! I’ve made one already, picked up a dead mouse from the cat & cleaned a tiny smidge of dog sick.

Soon I’ll be making a full cooked breakfast for my parents on Father’s Day so there may be leftovers

I’ll take you and the leftovers

I’m being particularly saucy today

Haha if it gets me out of the washing up

It’s early for sauce too

is it ever too erly for sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll teleport a brew over! I’ve made one already, picked up a dead mouse from the cat & cleaned a tiny smidge of dog sick.

Soon I’ll be making a full cooked breakfast for my parents on Father’s Day so there may be leftovers

I’ll take you and the leftovers

I’m being particularly saucy today

Haha if it gets me out of the washing up

It’s early for sauce too

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious

I can deliveroo one to you

You’re my hero"

I have shiny armour to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d move but I don’t want to.

Do you know what I’d really love - someone to bring me a coffee

Please

Can I also point out, that my subject was almost

‘ I’m just LARD here in bed’

Hilarious

I can deliveroo one to you

You’re my hero

I have shiny armour to

Mind boggles

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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

I was larding in bed until I was rudely interrupted by the alarm going off @05:15

Now in work until 6pm . Only good thing it’s Sunday and the local Take Away brekkie is fabulous..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was larding in bed until I was rudely interrupted by the alarm going off @05:15

Now in work until 6pm . Only good thing it’s Sunday and the local Take Away brekkie is fabulous.. "

Boo

But yay to breakfast

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