FabSwingers.com forum: Gf just gone to bed..

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just stuck my fingers up at my mam behind her back if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just stuck my fingers up at my mam behind her back if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for."

This has just sent me into absolute hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clue is in the question.

The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clue is in the question.

The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.

To be fair, I can be asleep within 2 minutes of getting into bed.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"......make it "a night to remember".

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He's into Shalamar!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I just stuck my fingers up at my mam behind her back if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just stuck my fingers up at my mam behind her back if that’s the kind of thing you’re looking for.

This has just sent me into absolute hysterics

I said “love you” whilst doing it and she has no idea. Silly old woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"......make it "a night to remember".

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He's into Shalamar!

Great song

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I don’t even know how to contribute to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clue is in the question.

The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.

To be fair, I can be asleep within 2 minutes of getting into bed."

I can understand that. Most of the women I end up in bed with are asleep after two minutes as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is."

Day drinking is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clue is in the question.

The girlfriend is in bed. Just gone. Probably still awake … g’wan son, make it a night to remember.

To be fair, I can be asleep within 2 minutes of getting into bed.

I can understand that. Most of the women I end up in bed with are asleep after two minutes as well

My kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t even know how to contribute to this

Send him nudes obviously.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

Day drinking is the best

Ye hungover from last night

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"......make it "a night to remember".

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He's into Shalamar!

Great song

Love shalamar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......make it "a night to remember".

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He's into Shalamar!

Great song

Love shalamar "

Watched them live last night in Maldon

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

Plot twist. She doesn’t exist.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

Plot twist. She doesn’t exist."
you mean someone would lie on the internet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

Day drinking is the best

But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

We had great hungover sex on sofa earlier

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Maybe inflate her before your first shandy, next time?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

Plot twist. She doesn’t exist. you mean someone would lie on the internet?"

I don’t think there are even any mushrooms

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

Plot twist. She doesn’t exist."

Just.Like.Fight Club!

*apologies to anybody who hasnt seen it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"......make it "a night to remember".

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He's into Shalamar!

Great song

Love shalamar

Watched them live last night in Maldon"

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You lucky fellow!

That song is on loop in my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

Day drinking is the best

But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused

ro"

Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

Plot twist. She doesn’t exist. you mean someone would lie on the internet?

I don’t think there are even any mushrooms "

Mind blown.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Why not join her in bed and spend some time with her

Plot twist. She doesn’t exist. you mean someone would lie on the internet?

I don’t think there are even any mushrooms

Mind blown."

Even Tesco's is in on the act then, it's a conspiracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

Day drinking is the best

But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused

Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?"

I don't drink, so unfortunately I'm not familiar with the art of getting pissed up

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A load of Shiitake.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

Day drinking is the best

But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused

Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?

I don't drink, so unfortunately I'm not familiar with the art of getting pissed up

I’m jealous. Not drinking would solve a lot of my problems. Including being hungover in the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine asleep as well, what to do now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Very much so, and the day after the day after

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Is it possible to be hungover at 11pm at night?

Yes, yes it is.

Day drinking is the best

But isn't that just drun k? Isn't a hangover the process of waking up after sleeping after getting hammered? I'm so confused

Drink in the day, sleep in the afternoon, wake up hanging late evening. Are you sure you’re in your 20’s?

I don't drink, so unfortunately I'm not familiar with the art of getting pissed up

2 minutes in my company would drive you to it

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty "

does she know you Fab?

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

does she know you Fab?"

No..

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

does she know you Fab?

No.. "

Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

does she know you Fab?

No..

Then don't waste her life you little shitbag."

Oh damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine asleep as well, what to do now...

Go to sleep

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

does she know you Fab?

No..

Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.

Oh damn

--Honestly, nothing pisses me off more than seeing men on here boasting about what they do behind their gf's back.

I get personal messages sometimes that go "heh heh heh". What the fuck?

Her life matters and she clearly means fuck all to you. Women's time has value too! They have aspirations just like men and carry clocks that men don't. Don't waste their fucking time. --pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

does she know you Fab?

No..

Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.

Oh damn

--Honestly, nothing pisses me off more than seeing men on here boasting about what they do behind their gf's back.

I get personal messages sometimes that go "heh heh heh". What the fuck?

Her life matters and she clearly means fuck all to you. Women's time has value too! They have aspirations just like men and carry clocks that men don't. Don't waste their fucking time. --pt"

I say this often but fab needs an applause emoji. I’m in the doghouse at the minute and my wife is sat next to me talking about the average wage in Iowa

And there’s no place I’d rather be.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hungover and horny, anyone want to be naughty

does she know you Fab?

No..

Then don't waste her life you little shitbag.

Oh damn

--Honestly, nothing pisses me off more than seeing men on here boasting about what they do behind their gf's back.

I get personal messages sometimes that go "heh heh heh". What the fuck?

Her life matters and she clearly means fuck all to you. Women's time has value too! They have aspirations just like men and carry clocks that men don't. Don't waste their fucking time. --pt

I say this often but fab needs an applause emoji. I’m in the doghouse at the minute and my wife is sat next to me talking about the average wage in Iowa

And there’s no place I’d rather be."

-You owe her lol clearly -pt

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