FabSwingers.com forum: The No Forum Friends Club

By *unandgamegeek OP Man
over a year ago

Bolton

This thread is basically for anyone who haven't got any friends on the forum.

If you're having trouble making friends on the forum, welcome to the club.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Do we get badges? Is there a secret handshake?

See this is why I don't have any friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get lanyards?

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By *unandgamegeek OP Man
over a year ago

Bolton

"Do we get badges? Is there a secret handshake?

See this is why I don't have any friends."

Just a simple welcome lol

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is there cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sneaks in and sits down*

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By *r kink8585Man
over a year ago

ireland,

Meds on the left crayons on the right be careful of what and who you touch you may enjoy yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it lead to a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was lead to believe there would be pie and punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there cake?"

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

What’s the initiation

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well well I try and come on here when I can to make friends that would be great

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Will it lead to a veri

If I’m lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it lead to a veri

Which leads to sex on tap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards? "

You said we were friends

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is there cake?

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!"

I'm happy to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I think he better stop playing, his audience doesn't look too impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When does the sex start?

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?"

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m just here for the cake. I heard there was cake. Did I hear right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since."

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the sex start? "

9pm

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m just here for the cake. I heard there was cake. Did I hear right? "

Nothing wrong with your hearing

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Do we get lanyards? "

What is a lanyard?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I’m just here for the cake. I heard there was cake. Did I hear right?

Nothing wrong with your hearing

It’s probably the best thing going for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

If you’d seen “Dave” from HR being dragged face first towards a fan you’d understand.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"When does the sex start?

9pm

Can I watch?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

If you’d seen “Dave” from HR being dragged face first towards a fan you’d understand."

I can think of a few in HR I'd like to see in that situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

If you’d seen “Dave” from HR being dragged face first towards a fan you’d understand."

Now there's a video I'd like to see.

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

"Is there cake?

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!"

Did someone mention cake?

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By *unandgamegeek OP Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Who knows, maybe someone here will find a friend on here.

Well just have to wait and see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

If you’d seen “Dave” from HR being dragged face first towards a fan you’d understand.

Now there's a video I'd like to see. "

You probably hate marriage but you wouldn’t wear a wedding ring if you’d seen the de-gloved video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

what are these friends you talk of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

If you’d seen “Dave” from HR being dragged face first towards a fan you’d understand.

Now there's a video I'd like to see.

You probably hate marriage but you wouldn’t wear a wedding ring if you’d seen the de-gloved video

Any jobs going at your spot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Finger Removed by poster at 18/06/22 19:48:41]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there cake?

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!

Did someone mention cake?

Yes, shuffle up. Not sure when the cake comes, hope it's soon.

Do we have an agenda??

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"When does the sex start? "

You sir, should not be in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the sex start? "

You just need to turn the tap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get lanyards?

You said we were friends

I'll get you a lanyard aswell alright?

It’s got to be one that snaps if pulled. Work made us watch a health and safety video and I’ve been scared of them ever since.

Fear of lanyards.

It's a common problem.

If you’d seen “Dave” from HR being dragged face first towards a fan you’d understand.

Now there's a video I'd like to see.

You probably hate marriage but you wouldn’t wear a wedding ring if you’d seen the de-gloved video

Any jobs going at your spot?"

There is but I hate the place so I can’t even begin to imagine what your feelings on it would be.

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By *ewcouple1022Couple
over a year ago

South West

"Is there cake?

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!

I'm happy to share

I also like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

You sir, should not be in here

Wait... has he already got a friend

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is there cake?

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!

Did someone mention cake?

We have plenty x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is there cake?

*shuffles closer*

What this lady said!

I'm happy to share

I also like cake

Come sit with us lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, I've checked and there are impostors in here with both veris and friends! Shocking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

You sir, should not be in here

You rattin’ me out to the no friends club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None at all

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By *ike BajoMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

What kind of cake?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Right, I've checked and there are impostors in here with both veris and friends! Shocking..."

I have veris, doesn't mean I have friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

You sir, should not be in here

Wait... has he already got a friend

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Tis a lie, I don’t know anyone, ‘onest guv’ner.

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By *unandgamegeek OP Man
over a year ago

Bolton

I will add if you haven't met anyone from the forums now and again, you are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When does the sex start?

You sir, should not be in here

Wait... has he already got a friend

Tis a lie, I don’t know anyone, ‘onest guv’ner. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get badges? Is there a secret handshake?

See this is why I don't have any friends."

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like the losers club from IT?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Do we get badges? Is there a secret handshake?

See this is why I don't have any friends.

I like you "

I like me too, so that's something we have in common!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone know that song that goes

‘Friends.

How many of us have them?

Friends.

Ones we can depend on’

Banger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get badges? Is there a secret handshake?

See this is why I don't have any friends.

I like you

I like me too, so that's something we have in common!"

That’s enough to be friends me thinks

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Is this like the losers club from IT?"

As long as it's the version with Tim Curry I'd be up for that. Bit of sexy evil clown fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh fwend

forum fwends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know that song that goes

‘Friends.

How many of us have them?

Friends.

Ones we can depend on’

Banger.

What film or programme is that on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This had better not be me those Tory party ‘parties’ where no one is actually says they were there and there’s some odd blonde bloke in corner stuffing his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like the losers club from IT?

As long as it's the version with Tim Curry I'd be up for that. Bit of sexy evil clown fun."

If the clowns are coming I'm gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like the losers club from IT?

As long as it's the version with Tim Curry I'd be up for that. Bit of sexy evil clown fun."

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know that song that goes

‘Friends.

How many of us have them?

Friends.

Ones we can depend on’

Banger.

What film or programme is that on?"

Goodness I don’t know. It’s in the music video for Jay Z’s Moonlight where they do a black remake of friends. Such a good video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know that song that goes

‘Friends.

How many of us have them?

Friends.

Ones we can depend on’

Banger.

What film or programme is that on?

Goodness I don’t know. It’s in the music video for Jay Z’s Moonlight where they do a black remake of friends. Such a good video "

That might be it. I’ve just googled it and knew the song but no idea where from.

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By *unandgamegeek OP Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Nice to see people have already started getting on well on here.

Wish I could but I don't think I'm much of a forumite

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"When does the sex start?

You just need to turn the tap on

There a tap know body told me that. Can someone show me.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I hope plenty of cake yo be shared

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

I'm here for cake and lanyards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuk who wants friends on the forums ?? where's the fun in that ??

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By *unandgamegeek OP Man
over a year ago

Bolton

"yuk who wants friends on the forums ?? where's the fun in that ??"

I thought it would help establish friendships for those who have trouble making friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Fab friends!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

How good a friend are we talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game for this! I've not had much response on here so far. Lots of men looking and one offer of oral pleasure from a guy, which as a straight bloke is flattering but not my bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How good a friend are we talking

Can I be your Forum friend?!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Hello fabbers!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not sure about using cake as a surrogate for friendship but I'm broadly pro this thread

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