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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Just dropped a box of 2000 assorted screws!

That’ll teach me to attempt some DIY

Perchance is there a buxom red head with OCD that would like to come over and sort them back into sizes for me

Please feel free to share your own DIY disasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a box containing 5000 individually coloured slip on cable markers

Then you will know pain

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A magnetic stick is your friend in these instances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stripped a the head of a 13mm bolt, a few week ago using an imperial because I couldn’t be bothered going finding the right spanner.

So if an absolutely gorgeous girl with a MONKEY wrench could come and tighten my NUT, I’d make it worth her time

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A magnetic stick is your friend in these instances

"

Picking them up isn’t the issue it’s sorting the buggers out that is

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I stripped a the head of a 13mm bolt, a few week ago using an imperial because I couldn’t be bothered going finding the right spanner.

So if an absolutely gorgeous girl with a MONKEY wrench could come and tighten my NUT, I’d make it worth her time "

This calls for a thread of sexy fabsters in tool belts me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stripped a the head of a 13mm bolt, a few week ago using an imperial because I couldn’t be bothered going finding the right spanner.

So if an absolutely gorgeous girl with a MONKEY wrench could come and tighten my NUT, I’d make it worth her time

This calls for a thread of sexy fabsters in tool belts me thinks "

Like this one.

*up for short time

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I stripped a the head of a 13mm bolt, a few week ago using an imperial because I couldn’t be bothered going finding the right spanner.

So if an absolutely gorgeous girl with a MONKEY wrench could come and tighten my NUT, I’d make it worth her time

This calls for a thread of sexy fabsters in tool belts me thinks

Like this one.

*up for short time "

Bravo!

It’s so funny working on a site if there’s a hot female contractor, lots of breathing in and many more work related fumbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stripped a the head of a 13mm bolt, a few week ago using an imperial because I couldn’t be bothered going finding the right spanner.

So if an absolutely gorgeous girl with a MONKEY wrench could come and tighten my NUT, I’d make it worth her time

This calls for a thread of sexy fabsters in tool belts me thinks

Like this one.

*up for short time

Bravo!

It’s so funny working on a site if there’s a hot female contractor, lots of breathing in and many more work related fumbles "

That’s why i work alone. If it’s a woman on site she’s normally a boss, so I hide and keep out of the way. I don’t like bosses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dropped a box of 2000 assorted screws!

That’ll teach me to attempt some DIY

Perchance is there a buxom red head with OCD that would like to come over and sort them back into sizes for me

Please feel free to share your own DIY disasters. "

Lol. Buxom redhead here but no OCD.

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Just dropped a box of 2000 assorted screws!

That’ll teach me to attempt some DIY

Perchance is there a buxom red head with OCD that would like to come over and sort them back into sizes for me

Please feel free to share your own DIY disasters.

Lol. Buxom redhead here but no OCD. "

You’re not kidding

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooooh I want to help!

Please

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ooooh I want to help!

Please "

You’re on the crew, grab a handful …..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh I want to help!

Please

You’re on the crew, grab a handful ….. "

Saturday suddenly got better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dropped a box of 2000 assorted screws!

That’ll teach me to attempt some DIY

Perchance is there a buxom red head with OCD that would like to come over and sort them back into sizes for me

Please feel free to share your own DIY disasters.

Lol. Buxom redhead here but no OCD.

You’re not kidding "

Yeah I really don't pick up screws

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be no good OP as I'd be too distracted

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd be no good OP as I'd be too distracted "

Step in to my man shed and let me see just how much of a distraction I can be

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

On my way, OP.

I could do with a screw or two...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd be no good OP as I'd be too distracted

Step in to my man shed and let me see just how much of a distraction I can be "

Only if you have Nutella

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd be no good OP as I'd be too distracted

Step in to my man shed and let me see just how much of a distraction I can be

Only if you have Nutella "

Where else would you keep your Nutella stash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be no good OP as I'd be too distracted "

How are you at taking instructions….

*time to change my pic back I think. It’s against health and safety I’m sure.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd be no good OP as I'd be too distracted

How are you at taking instructions….

*time to change my pic back I think. It’s against health and safety I’m sure. "

Depends who's giving them

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