FabSwingers.com forum: Sex could beat hay fever

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Scientists have claimed that making love is the ideal way to get rid of the seasonal allergy after a study in Iran found a link between intercourse and a reduction of symptoms.

The experts claim that sex tightens the blood vessels in both the nose and eyes, which could alleviate some of the condition's most irritating symptoms - such as streaming eyes and runny noses.

Neurologist Sina Zarrintan said: "It can be done from time to time to alleviate the congestion and the patient can adjust the number of intercourses depending on the symptoms."

However, Dr. Gareth Nye - a lecturer at Chester Medical School - has cast doubt on the theory and suggested that sex sessions could actually make the symptoms worse.

He explained: "With the average length of intercourse being around five minutes, you won't get relief from hay fever for very long, if it does in fact work.

"If anything, your symptoms may worsen after sexual intercourse, because if blood is being drawn away from the nose there is less immune system presence to control the allergens."

FAF.....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Any women with hayfever want to try me instead of antihistamines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather take my chances with a box of tissues right now……

*yes, that’s a joke/gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can categorically say that it didn’t do me any good last night.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A medical excuse for a summer of fucking? Perfect. Thanks OP, I'm going to ignore the second half of the post.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Scientists have claimed that making love is the ideal way to get rid of the seasonal allergy after a study in Iran found a link between intercourse and a reduction of symptoms.

The experts claim that sex tightens the blood vessels in both the nose and eyes, which could alleviate some of the condition's most irritating symptoms - such as streaming eyes and runny noses.

Neurologist Sina Zarrintan said: "It can be done from time to time to alleviate the congestion and the patient can adjust the number of intercourses depending on the symptoms."

However, Dr. Gareth Nye - a lecturer at Chester Medical School - has cast doubt on the theory and suggested that sex sessions could actually make the symptoms worse.

He explained: "With the average length of intercourse being around five minutes, you won't get relief from hay fever for very long, if it does in fact work.

"If anything, your symptoms may worsen after sexual intercourse, because if blood is being drawn away from the nose there is less immune system presence to control the allergens."

FAF.....

Making love? What about fucking though eh?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sex helps with any ailments doesn't it?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I better get myself some then. I've had it since march I want it gone it's not even summer yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A medical excuse for a summer of fucking? Perfect. Thanks OP, I'm going to ignore the second half of the post."

Summer? It’s too late for me. Hay fever has already got a foot hold.

go on without me. Save yourself.

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