FabSwingers.com forum: Time Machine

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I think the past. About twenty years or so.

I wouldn't risk a one way trip to the future that could include a nuclear armageddon

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past? "

Am I going to get younger if I go back in time? If so....I'll go that way.

If not? I'll go forwards. Hopefully then fuel prices will have gone down........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a wooden go cart, it activates at 8.8 miles an hour.

If I had to escape some Ukrainians in an emergency. I’d go forward.

I’d hate to go back and do all that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past? "

To be fair, even a one way time machine would be a pretty damn good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past?

Am I going to get younger if I go back in time? If so....I'll go that way.

If not? I'll go forwards. Hopefully then fuel prices will have gone down........

Oh, I'm not sure if you'll get younger. I haven't read all the instructions yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs"

Jeeez! Was hoping for a light hearted discussion

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Back, as I know exactly which bed I’d be heading for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in the past with three goals. Very specifically, 1994

1. Meet younger me and point me in the right direction and heavily hint at investing in Apple

2. Invest myself in Apple

3. Head to Seattle, and stop the murder of a certain musician. I would love to see the world with him still in it

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By *onty2Man
over a year ago

fucking street

I will go to back when my wife’s parents having sex to offer them a condom

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs

Jeeez! Was hoping for a light hearted discussion

That is light hearted. I mean she would survive.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd go into the future.... say about 2000 years... that way hopefully..things would have advanced so much I could probably get another time machine to get me back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past? "

Into the past…. Then tweek a few things

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We can already travel to the future

Marc

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would go back to the 1600s and go to the Thomaskirche in Leipzig to hear JS Bach in all his original glory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like goodnight sweetheart

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Go back and make sure I didn’t sleep with the ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm going forward baby.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"We can already travel to the future

Marc"

Yeah. But sometimes it would help to do it a little quicker.

Like airport queues and waiting for the next episode of 'The Boys'......

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

1770.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past? "

I have one of these.

It's broken though and only takes me to the future at the same speed as time passes.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Past, fix the fuck ups I made back then.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Go forward- bring back technology to cure all disease - and clean renewable energy - and a weapon that renders all weapons unusable - and technology that provides clean drinking water wherever it’s needed - thats for starters as ive only got a rucksack with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just pop forward to tomorrow, just to see if tomorrow ever comes.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Back in time, that's where the proper music was at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go waaayyyyy back, to primitive times, teach people how to make fire, the wheel. Teach them about agriculture, masonry and metal work. Say maybe 5000 years before any of it was discovered/figured out.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I'd go waaayyyyy back, to primitive times, teach people how to make fire, the wheel. Teach them about agriculture, masonry and metal work. Say maybe 5000 years before any of it was discovered/figured out."

And theyd club you death and eat you the second you walked in the cave in clothes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And theyd club you death and eat you the second you walked in the cave in clothes!!

Hmmm.. I didn't think this through. In the little fantasy I played out, there's be written tablets about me discovered way into the future, and many writings and monuments

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

And theyd club you death and eat you the second you walked in the cave in clothes!!

Hmmm.. I didn't think this through. In the little fantasy I played out, there's be written tablets about me discovered way into the future, and many writings and monuments

….. here lies Catch23. Clubbed and eaten by savages … who founded the Calvin Klein brand of animal skin underwear briefs…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go back to the 70s,when I had nothing to worry about and I had all my family.

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolkish

Back in time to go and see all the great rock bands of the 70s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And theyd club you death and eat you the second you walked in the cave in clothes!!

Hmmm.. I didn't think this through. In the little fantasy I played out, there's be written tablets about me discovered way into the future, and many writings and monuments

….. here lies Catch23. Clubbed and eaten by savages … who founded the Calvin Klein brand of animal skin underwear briefs…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were building a time machine and you weren't very good at building time machines so you could only make it go one way, would you go into the future or the past?

I have one of these.

It's broken though and only takes me to the future at the same speed as time passes."

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I'd go back to around 1975 ish.

Back to a days before the Internet n mobile phones, cameras everywhere tracking your every move, plus music was a lot better then.

Back when People were a lot harder n didn't cry about every little thing they found offensive or pretend to be offended just to keep up with the new tren.

Plus I would also play the stockmarket

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Go too far back and most people could have parasites - you could be one of them (not a parasite!).

Covered in lice etc, full of worms.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I’d go back a few weeks, lottery numbers in hand… could afford to fill the car up then!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Now here's a thing. In the future, time travel may have been invented and people are travelling back to look at us. But they can't be seen or interact with us - or else it would change the future. So they are invisible to us - but they see our every move. Hoe creepy is that?

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

OK shoot me I am a need.

Theoretical thinking I that if yiu can go faster than the speed of light you can time travel. But as time only travels one way you can only visit the future.

Which woukd be quite exciting.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Go to the 60s and live in California

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d got back to 2015 and place multiple bets on Leicester to win the league at 5000/1

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I would go back in time to tell my teenage insecure chubby self that she is perfect just the way she is and she can be whoever the fuck she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs"

Jesus Christ

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Head to Seattle, and stop the murder of a certain musician. I would love to see the world with him still in it"

Er....murder?

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Farnborough

I would go back in time to the summer of 69 to see if it was any good after all.

Then hang around for a few years going to gigs, ensure Jimi Hendrix sleeps on his front when taking sleeping pills in London 70 and have a defibrillator handy for Jim Morrison in Paris in 71.

Oh and I would alter Trump's medical records so he got sent to Vietnam despite the "bone spurs"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Back... Never been so trepidatious about the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll go to the late 80s to push my pregnant mother down the stairs"

I didn’t expect that.

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By *entDomMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

Go back to my teens knowing what I know now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go back to around 1975 ish.

Back to a days before the Internet n mobile phones, cameras everywhere tracking your every move, plus music was a lot better then.

Back when People were a lot harder n didn't cry about every little thing they found offensive or pretend to be offended just to keep up with the new tren.

Plus I would also play the stockmarket "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Past

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Past

Buy apple and Amazon shares at IPO and tell Mr & Mrs Farage “don’t do it!”

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