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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have had a few lame excuses for cancels ..my mum fell down stairs an I had to take her hospital...

My dog got lost..

Wots the worst you have had ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being ignored is the worst excuse lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"We have had a few lame excuses for cancels ..my mum fell down stairs an I had to take her hospital...

My dog got lost..

Wots the worst you have had .. "

sorry someone's mother falls down the stairs and that is a lame excuse.... if you mum did, would you say "i am off to get my hole, back later' and hand her a blanket for warmth.

real life does come up at times....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

your*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have had a few lame excuses for cancels ..my mum fell down stairs an I had to take her hospital...

My dog got lost..

Wots the worst you have had ..

sorry someone's mother falls down the stairs and that is a lame excuse.... if you mum did, would you say "i am off to get my hole, back later' and hand her a blanket for warmth.

real life does come up at times...."

i was just about to post the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found someone better

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I found someone better "

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I found someone better

"

soz Soxy, not laughing at your misfortune x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I was out last night and and I'm still in bed with the woman I picked up. Want to join us?

My phone broke.

I was at the pub, where were you? (He wasn't)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have had a few lame excuses for cancels ..my mum fell down stairs an I had to take her hospital...

My dog got lost..

Wots the worst you have had ..

sorry someone's mother falls down the stairs and that is a lame excuse.... if you mum did, would you say "i am off to get my hole, back later' and hand her a blanket for warmth.

real life does come up at times...."
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No your missing the point no ones bloody mum fell down the stairs it was an excuse.....!!! They was on cam (without cam on) an hour later ..

..the point I was making was excuses cos 99% are just that from time wasters ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have had a few lame excuses for cancels ..my mum fell down stairs an I had to take her hospital...

My dog got lost..

Wots the worst you have had ..

sorry someone's mother falls down the stairs and that is a lame excuse.... if you mum did, would you say "i am off to get my hole, back later' and hand her a blanket for warmth.

real life does come up at times...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found someone better

soz Soxy, not laughing at your misfortune x"

Haha,,,, View..... little did she know I'd only agreed to meet her, so I could steal her shoes....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I found someone better

soz Soxy, not laughing at your misfortune x

Haha,,,, View..... little did she know I'd only agreed to meet her, so I could steal her shoes.... "

loving your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

View.. soxy ..read wot I asked instead of soapbox jumping ...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I had to cancel.... I twisted my ankle falling off a soapbox....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"View.. soxy ..read wot I asked instead of soapbox jumping ...!!!"

I did read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would this work.............

I have just been shredded by the cat and am bleeding profusely ? ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would this work.............

I have just been shredded by the cat and am bleeding profusely ? ........ "

I read a book entitled “Cats in the Bed” it was written by a bloke called Claude Bawls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would this work.............

I have just been shredded by the cat and am bleeding profusely ? ........ "

Oh an to all concerned !!! This probably didn't really happen either so no need to call r.s.p.c.a ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah the cat has just shredded me - he is fine - curled up asleep - obviously sport has been successfully achieved for him today - and I am bleeding .............. and throbbing I have removed three claws from my arm ...........

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we had a great one yesterday.

Was talking to them on the phone while they were in their car, ten minutes later get a text saying can't meet as we have both been drinking wine with lunch! Hope they got nicked on the way home from the pub!!!!!

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"They was on cam (without cam on) an hour later ..

"

Eh?

Oh and you can't post a thread on an open forum and only get the responses you want. It doesn't work like that.

I agree with View & Soxy, it was my first thought too. It sounded very callous. Not an endearing trait.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah the cat has just shredded me - he is fine - curled up asleep - obviously sport has been successfully achieved for him today - and I am bleeding .............. and throbbing I have removed three claws from my arm ........... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah the cat has just shredded me - he is fine - curled up asleep - obviously sport has been successfully achieved for him today - and I am bleeding .............. and throbbing I have removed three claws from my arm ........... "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I drove past and you look nothing like your pics...

Only the police had closed the road so how did he drive past?

The fantasist had no intention of meeting, he just liked playing head games.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we had a great one yesterday.

Was talking to them on the phone while they were in their car, ten minutes later get a text saying can't meet as we have both been drinking wine with lunch! Hope they got nicked on the way home from the pub!!!!!"
exactly total time wasters .why ?? Think some get there kick from the thought of wot could happen but to scared to go thru with it in the end so end up making such lame excuses ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish i had the oppertunity to make an excuse but then i dont think i would coz im dying for some gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drove past and you look nothing like your pics...

Only the police had closed the road so how did he drive past?

The fantasist had no intention of meeting, he just liked playing head games. "
.. so annoying tho cos it's always the last minute lame excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's quite simple. If you feel someone is giving you the runaround then block and forget them. If you feel they may be telling the truth then give them the benefit of the doubt but if they then mess you around again block and forget them.

For us, people only get one chance as our playtimes are severely limited (hence why we decided not to play at all for the time being), so if someone arranges to meet us and cries off at the last minute, for whatever reason, they don't get a second chance as usually what happens with us is that because we don't get to play for sometime and by the time we do find time they - or we - have found someone else we want to play with more.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I had one guy who was late. Text him and he said he was on the way, on the motorway, about 15 mins away. Got to 20 mins later. Text him. Still on the way. I figured it was a wind up as I could see he was online - and not on his mobile, I might add. So arranged something else. New meet turned up in good time and gave me a good time.

Checked back with the original guy who was STILL online. Said he had a puncture and was waiting for the AA. Lying feck. I said ok - another time then. And blocked the fucker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's quite simple. If you feel someone is giving you the runaround then block and forget them. If you feel they may be telling the truth then give them the benefit of the doubt but if they then mess you around again block and forget them.

For us, people only get one chance as our playtimes are severely limited (hence why we decided not to play at all for the time being), so if someone arranges to meet us and cries off at the last minute, for whatever reason, they don't get a second chance as usually what happens with us is that because we don't get to play for sometime and by the time we do find time they - or we - have found someone else we want to play with more."
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..???? Well yes they do get blocked and no they don't get another chance ?? You can't do anything about them crying off at the last min tho.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one guy who was late. Text him and he said he was on the way, on the motorway, about 15 mins away. Got to 20 mins later. Text him. Still on the way. I figured it was a wind up as I could see he was online - and not on his mobile, I might add. So arranged something else. New meet turned up in good time and gave me a good time.

Checked back with the original guy who was STILL online. Said he had a puncture and was waiting for the AA. Lying feck. I said ok - another time then. And blocked the fucker. "
...... serves himself rite .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are a fool if they dont meet you your gorgous mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the excuse ......"I'm just going to get some wine from the car" ....... then you see the tail-lights disappearing over the horizon that had me spitting my sides when I was told about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant splitting not spitting .... I'm a lady, and ladies don't spit.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've had a couple of guys who just couldn't get it up. They made the 'I've left something in the car' excuse too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they are a fool if they dont meet you your gorgous mmmmmmmmmmm"
.....tnk u .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the excuse ......"I'm just going to get some wine from the car" ....... then you see the tail-lights disappearing over the horizon that had me spitting my sides when I was told about it. "
oh dear not had that ..yet..

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