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It's that sexy farmer tan line ...

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington

So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!

Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?

I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter ..

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’ve got that go in at the moment. But I’ve got an outline of a vest top

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?

I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter .. "

It's those Mediterranean genes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?

I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter ..

It's those Mediterranean genes "

Are they from Milan?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!

Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though "

Naked you say

I don't have a garden, could you perch on a window box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a garden that gets the sun all day

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!

Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though "

Knock ya socks off if you don't mind noisy members of the public looking over the fence.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"But are you one of those that looks all red and sore, or one of those lucky ones that tans majestically?

I bet it’s the latter isn’t it? I just know it’s the latter ..

It's those Mediterranean genes "

I look like a steamed lobster if I spend ANY time in the sunshine. My head burns in literally a few minutes so I have to wear a hat. I cannot keep my eyes open in even mild sunshine so I wear sunglasses. I have to wear factor 50 even in the UK.

Mr KC and our daughter, on the other hand, seem to have acquired the Mediterranean genes - I'm convinced his family has a rogue Italian ice cream seller or suchlike, hiding in their alleged British peasant heraldry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bed you can be naked in??

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I have a bed you can be naked in??"

Mr Giggs will be so disappointed

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"So I spent no more than 40 min outside in a tank top today and now I look like I have been strawberry picking in southern Italy for the past 2 months. I need to fix this!

Anyone have a garden that I could use for a couple of days? ...I will be naked though

Naked you say

I don't have a garden, could you perch on a window box? "

How big is that box??

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"I have a garden that gets the sun all day "

... you got my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like an excellent idea for a Thread... Show us your white bits

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

I was watching my oldest horse riding late this morning,and I’ve got ridiculous tan lines,luckily I go brown straight away

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"I have a bed you can be naked in??"

As long as you don't mind weird tan lines

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not there right now, but you can go hang out (literally) in my garden if you want. Sun hits it all day and I'll be back tomorrow night so you can come indoors for the loo n stuff.

(Always practical, me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took hubby's wrangler with the top off my pale ass now has a redneck and tank top tan.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I took hubby's wrangler with the top off my pale ass now has a redneck and tank top tan."

So your pale ass is a unionist now?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You are welcome to be naked in my garden anytime you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the club dude

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"Join the club dude "

The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"You are welcome to be naked in my garden anytime you like "

Well well well

You don't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join the club dude

The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club "

Ahhh yes, because I'd love to brag about my medium/dark roasted arms and legs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Join the club dude

The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club

Ahhh yes, because I'd love to brag about my medium/dark roasted arms and legs "

Embrace your melanin! Some of us have almost none of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join the club dude

The first rule of farmer tan club...you do not talk about farmer tan club

Ahhh yes, because I'd love to brag about my medium/dark roasted arms and legs

Embrace your melanin! Some of us have almost none of it "

Thank you for the much needed perspective. Hope you don't end up too red

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

In summer I have Mediterranean arms and legs, and an Irish arse.

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By *agic.M OP   Man
over a year ago

Orpington


"In summer I have Mediterranean arms and legs, and an Irish arse."

Lovely mix

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I feel your pain, OP. I'm permanently two-tone.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've got the outdoors space for enhancing your tan lines, or matching the tan on the rest of you. Hurry up, it could be rain tomorrow

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

As someone who works outdoors a lot, in the sticks, in all weather including the current blazing sunshine......

It's a ballache.

If you wear shorts and short sleeves you'll burn even with factor 50. If you cover up you'll sweat even if wearing something thin.

No easy solution.

Also means wearing a hat is essential.

A

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