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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iv been told iv a nice cock a few times. Is there anything as a not nice cock. And wot makes a cock nice? .

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

one that points north when required

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"one that points north when required"

And isn't hanging off a forehead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one that points north when required

And isn't hanging off a forehead."

And doesn't have a cheesy look about it!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"one that points north when required

And isn't hanging off a forehead.

And doesn't have a cheesy look about it! "

Ugh ! What like Parmesan ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that has a good brain operating it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one that points north when required

And isn't hanging off a forehead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one that points north when required"

Is that like a magnetic cock with a built in gaydar…?

Cuz if it is, I want one for christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I never understand aparently some men have smelly cocks. Dont they wash them I keep mine clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never understand aparently some men have smelly cocks. Dont they wash them I keep mine clean. "

Drip-dry or shake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone once said to me they use baby wipes to get in there and clean it as they like it really fresh

trust me i was shocked at some baby wipes sting on the face

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"someone once said to me they use baby wipes to get in there and clean it as they like it really fresh

trust me i was shocked at some baby wipes sting on the face "
masocist ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations on having a 'nice, clean cock' you really should have mentioned it earlier though, as the FabAwards have already been announced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Congratulations on having a 'nice, clean cock' you really should have mentioned it earlier though, as the FabAwards have already been announced.

"
pmpl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d have thought by now JML would have brought out a cock cleaning kit….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’d have thought by now JML would have brought out a cock cleaning kit…. "
maybe u should bring one out take ot on dragons den.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’d have thought by now JML would have brought out a cock cleaning kit…. maybe u should bring one out take ot on dragons den. "

Hey, that’s a great idea,,,,,

I could see who’s in and who’s out? and maybe ask Deborah Meaden if I could demonstrate on her cock….!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’d have thought by now JML would have brought out a cock cleaning kit…. maybe u should bring one out take ot on dragons den. "

There's one out already its called 'SOAP'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is very subjective, however, I know an ugly one when I see one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’d have thought by now JML would have brought out a cock cleaning kit…. maybe u should bring one out take ot on dragons den.

Hey, that’s a great idea,,,,,

I could see who’s in and who’s out? and maybe ask Deborah Meaden if I could demonstrate on her cock….!!! "

PMSL now that's a show I'd like to see lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I never understand aparently some men have smelly cocks. Dont they wash them I keep mine clean.

Drip-dry or shake?"

Surely a blow dry ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone once said to me they use baby wipes to get in there and clean it as they like it really fresh

trust me i was shocked at some baby wipes sting on the face "

tesco unperfumed baby wipes dont.

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