FabSwingers.com forum: If your genitals could talk…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. what would they say?!

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By *estrel girlWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaverrrrrr

Labia, labia, labia.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Holding they’d be muffled and sounding like they were suffocated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’d just talk bollocks

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

There's a Robin Williams stand-up routine about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop beating me!"

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"[Talking genitalia removed by poster at 16/06/22 07:26:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beaverrrrrr

Labia, labia, labia."

Ha ha ha

Kev...brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re in a long hibernation zzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello? Helloooo?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

It doesn't fit. How many times do I have to tell you

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Can’t you get someone else to play with me !!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What a wanker"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

He touched me here, here and here.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Are you still alive?

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Where did everyone go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at her.. I said look at her!!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Please not again

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Stoppit! Leave me alone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Will you stop shoving me in holes I get afraid of the dark and get sick, you know that!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeooooooooooww.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s dark in here. What’s that smell.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

My yoni would yawn and do a lazy stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me! Feed me now!

(I'm a guy ¯\_

_/¯ )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He touched me here, here and here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me out its sweltering humid in here the ball funk is real

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I am Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a Robin Williams stand-up routine about this."

"He looks up at you with his one good eye ..."

That the one?

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By *ongcockMan
over a year ago

somerset

Every god dam morning put me down for god sake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave me alone, all the time with the touching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its oh so quiet shhhhh shhhh

Its oh so still shhhh shhhh

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"I stood up too quickly and was sick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop playing with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're bored, have you forgotten that we're here?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ouch, that was a proper battering.

Run a nice cold bath, there's a love.

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

It’s quiet again today !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

They already have a motivational TED talk ready to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, this nice public place seems a lovely time to randomly get hard

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

“Hello, helloooooo. I’m still here you know. Oooof he’s hot, don’t ignore me. Oi Oi Oi. HELLOOOOO! Give me some attention”

Basically

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"“Hello, helloooooo. I’m still here you know. Oooof he’s hot, don’t ignore me. Oi Oi Oi. HELLOOOOO! Give me some attention”

Basically

I hear this in a singing voice and it made me happy.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

Mine would just faf on...

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!"

What that I am ashamed of them?

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

Dunk me. DUNK ME! Again, again again!!

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

What that I am ashamed of them?

no shame my friend! As a matter of fact I think I changed my mind. I think I prefer exactly what you do. Leave the rest to my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It won’t suck it’s self

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

You know thats going to make you sore for 3 days.... don't do it!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Please put me back where its warm, wet and dark.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Actually with my penis it’ll probably more likely be “Heyyyy you guysssss!”

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

‘Can you please buy some pants that let me breathe!!?’

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Stop trying to pull my head off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need feeding

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do you think you could actually put me where I'm meant to go instead of wrapping your hand around me. I love you but I'm getting bored seeing your cum face multiple times a day and I'd prefer a warm wet hole

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Why do you keep whacking me against this photo of this woman !!!

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By *r-JayMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Do we even know what sex is anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it, carry on sucking me like a strawberry bon-bon

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

"Why do you keep whacking me against this photo of this woman !!!"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I think mine would sing the lyrics to Hit me baby, one more time

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

What that I am ashamed of them?

no shame my friend! As a matter of fact I think I changed my mind. I think I prefer exactly what you do. Leave the rest to my imagination. "

If any woman wants to see my genitals they just have to message me and ask

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...than I will forward a document with a completion form, and once that has been approved, after 5 working days, they will receive a picture of my genitals

...simple

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

What that I am ashamed of them?

no shame my friend! As a matter of fact I think I changed my mind. I think I prefer exactly what you do. Leave the rest to my imagination.

If any woman wants to see my genitals they just have to message me and ask

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...than I will forward a document with a completion form, and once that has been approved, after 5 working days, they will receive a picture of my genitals

...simple

Let me get my digital signature ready to go...only 5 short days to wait..oh, I'll assume it's business days?? Shit...of course it's almost the weekend. That's ok, I'm a very patient person...I'll wait...

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

What that I am ashamed of them?

no shame my friend! As a matter of fact I think I changed my mind. I think I prefer exactly what you do. Leave the rest to my imagination.

If any woman wants to see my genitals they just have to message me and ask

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...than I will forward a document with a completion form, and once that has been approved, after 5 working days, they will receive a picture of my genitals

...simple

There is also the "next day delivery " option that you can choose on the form, but you would have to pay an extra 10 (compliments) for that.

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

What that I am ashamed of them?

no shame my friend! As a matter of fact I think I changed my mind. I think I prefer exactly what you do. Leave the rest to my imagination.

If any woman wants to see my genitals they just have to message me and ask

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...than I will forward a document with a completion form, and once that has been approved, after 5 working days, they will receive a picture of my genitals

...simple

There is also the "next day delivery " option that you can choose on the form, but you would have to pay an extra 10 (compliments) for that.

Happy to pay extra...but no need for speedy delivery. I enjoy the anticipation of it all. As I said I'm a very patient woman. I like to take my time and savour every second. In saying that, I still feel you deserve the extra payment as you have already given me very valuable content. Now I have to spend more time (such a shame) on your profile...

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

""Why don't you post any pictures of me on fab? Are you ashamed of me?

I'm in agreement with your genitals!!

What that I am ashamed of them?

no shame my friend! As a matter of fact I think I changed my mind. I think I prefer exactly what you do. Leave the rest to my imagination.

If any woman wants to see my genitals they just have to message me and ask

...

...than I will forward a document with a completion form, and once that has been approved, after 5 working days, they will receive a picture of my genitals

...simple

There is also the "next day delivery " option that you can choose on the form, but you would have to pay an extra 10 (compliments) for that.

Compliments time...your last video reminds me of my hubby, as when he is really into thingd it kinda looks like he is chewing gum, but in a sexy way, like you are there. Obviously, your physique is amazing! Jawline to die for. Love how you take your time and make it very sensual. You're very talented at the tease if it all. You're somewhat modest on what you show. Very classy and upscale content. You know how to make a woman (or man) tingle. Thank you for sharing your sensual self. Happy fabbing!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm redundant

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Last time he told me " Helll no ...you might like the look of her but i dont, so make an excuse or I'll embarrass ya, we're not going there

lol

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