FabSwingers.com forum: Since this is a fuck site ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. who fancies a fuck?

I might later, I’m having a cup of tea on a sunny veranda right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll settle for a wank and a nap.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I cannot for my field of fucks is barren.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

".. who fancies a fuck?

I might later, I’m having a cup of tea on a sunny veranda right now.

Living the high life eh…?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"I’ll settle for a wank and a nap."

Add cake and this sounds like a perfect day

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh that sounds agreeable should we have a chat and a brew first.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ah go on then as long as its quick it's too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll settle for a wank and a nap.

Add cake and this sounds like a perfect day

I’ve only got a flapjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no fucks to give today. But if anybody is feeling benevolent and fancies giving me one

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Only if you promise to hose me down at regular intervals because it's a hot day and I don't fancy a headache

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh go on then, you sexy little fuk boi

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

If there are any nice ladies that would like to ride me like a space hopper - thatd be great - thanks.. jump in my inbox and i’ll jump in yours!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’ll settle for a wank and a nap.

Add cake and this sounds like a perfect day

I’ve only got a flapjack

I love a bit of flapjack

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"If there are any nice ladies that would like to ride me like a space hopper - thatd be great - thanks.. jump in my inbox and i’ll jump in yours!!

I always fall off space hoppers (although to be fair I am normally pretty d*unk when I attempt it)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Is that a thread we all say “In!” ?

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire/ South Bucks Borders

"If there are any nice ladies that would like to ride me like a space hopper - thatd be great - thanks.. jump in my inbox and i’ll jump in yours!!

Space hoppers always went down on me...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"If there are any nice ladies that would like to ride me like a space hopper - thatd be great - thanks.. jump in my inbox and i’ll jump in yours!!

I always fall off space hoppers (although to be fair I am normally pretty d*unk when I attempt it)"

Dont worry - hold on and i’ll steady you!! And by steady I mean take ungentlemanly advantage

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"If there are any nice ladies that would like to ride me like a space hopper - thatd be great - thanks.. jump in my inbox and i’ll jump in yours!!

Space hoppers always went down on me...

Ah, the deluxe model.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"If there are any nice ladies that would like to ride me like a space hopper - thatd be great - thanks.. jump in my inbox and i’ll jump in yours!!

Space hoppers always went down on me...

What a coincidence!!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I thought this was a site to share recipes and cake

I’m in the wrong place

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If you're okay to wait until I finish work? I'll happily take a good rogering then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did but then I *ahem* sorted myself out and now I'm good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I thought this was caffeine swingers...fancy a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m all of fucks I could give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll settle for a wank and a nap.

Add cake and this sounds like a perfect day

I’ve only got a flapjack

Get to greggs and buy a caramel slice and it’s a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll settle for a wank and a nap.

Add cake and this sounds like a perfect day

I’ve only got a flapjack

Get to greggs and buy a caramel slice and it’s a deal"

Did someone say Gregg’s?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Too hot...

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I’ll settle for a wank and a nap.

Add cake and this sounds like a perfect day

I’ve only got a flapjack

Isn't there a treatment for that these days?

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

It is? I should leave then for I have no more fucks to give....

https://youtu.be/u1GM86ZKmTU

(Link for song reference, but I can't link to the actual artist cause the shortcode includes something forbidden)

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I thought this was caffeine swingers...fancy a coffee?

I approve this movement.

After I shag BanDerks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I'm brushing the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god it's too hot for those kind of shenanigans.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Only if they want to share the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5.37pm update.

After a paddle in the sea and a cream tea, I’m way too tired for sex right now but if anyone wants to join me for a tea-time nap my inbox is always ready …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was caffeine swingers...fancy a coffee?

I approve this movement.

After I shag BanDerks.

If you bring the lube, I’ll bring the energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was caffeine swingers...fancy a coffee?

I approve this movement.

After I shag BanDerks.

If you bring the lube, I’ll bring the energy

I'll bring the camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was caffeine swingers...fancy a coffee?

I approve this movement.

After I shag BanDerks.

If you bring the lube, I’ll bring the energy

I'll bring the camera. "

I’ll bring the wine…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one on Saturday please?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Already had the wank, so coffee and triple choc brownies, then a nap

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

Bring whisky and boobs and I'm yours.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I thought this was caffeine swingers...fancy a coffee?

I approve this movement.

After I shag BanDerks.

If you bring the lube, I’ll bring the energy

I'll bring the camera.

I’ll bring the wine…

Well this escalated wonderfully.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I am physically incapable of giving any more fucks

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

".. who fancies a fuck?

I might later, I’m having a cup of tea on a sunny veranda right now.

In this weather? No sirree!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’s tooooooooo hot for that!!!!

J x

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

Now that sounds good!!

J x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Can I request one for Saturday?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

Yes!

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By *ohnandJulieCouple
over a year ago

".. who fancies a fuck?

I might later, I’m having a cup of tea on a sunny veranda right now.

No thanks!!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

Now that sounds good!!

J x"

It does. Need find one good in Stoke!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

Yes!"

Think it will be on the cards later after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give a fuck

J x

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By *hieldMan
over a year ago

Neath

No hard fucking in this heat. But a nice gentle fondle and tease would be nice.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

Now that sounds good!!

J x

It does. Need find one good in Stoke! "

I know a great place a few miles further south

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll need more notice. I'm not a machine.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I could do with a few ice cold ciders and then maybe a fuck

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I’m all out of fucks at the min. I’d settle for a pint and a kebab!

Now that sounds good!!

J x

It does. Need find one good in Stoke!

I know a great place a few miles further south "

Have to let me know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. who fancies a fuck?

I might later, I’m having a cup of tea on a sunny veranda right now.

No thanks!!"

now look what you’ve done, you’ve made me cry ..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't sadly, busy devouring ice creams before they become too expensive/too rare.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I've spent the entire day with the "I've no more fucks to give" song going round in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really really really need a fuck right now.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I really really really need a fuck right now.

I’m there in spirit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id5 rather have some soothing cooling cream massaged into my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one earlier.

Could go again though.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think I've been fucked over well and truly today so no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really really really need a fuck right now.

I’m there in spirit.

Thank you. I appreciate the spirit sex. It’s hot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I desperately wanted Mr KC earlier, but alas, we're not in the same postcode. I'm sleepy now though...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s much cooler now, plus I’m in!

Although I’m probably the only one up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to empty my balls!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really do.

Please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave all my fucks away a long time ago!

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