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I need a guy with a big chopper ;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a shed full of huge logs and I neeeeed someone to come and chop them up for me. I can't believe how all my male friends do a runner when I ask for help and my son has banned me from hiring a chain saw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun."

I agree ... Would love to get my hands on one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun."

Chain Saw massacre in Derbyshire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either that, or do you have a fire station nearby.....?

The words: two, birds, one and stone come to mind......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun.

I agree ... Would love to get my hands on one "

I would love to, but not quite brave enough...

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Get the chain saw and practice log art its amazing what you can get out of a log lol.

seriously though I can see why he has banned you, they are very dangerous if not used properly.

tell your son to buy an axe and HE can chop them for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you can still rent "LOG SPLITTERS"

Much safer and lady like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Either that, or do you have a fire station nearby.....?

The words: two, birds, one and stone come to mind......

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Ooooh food for thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either that, or do you have a fire station nearby.....?

The words: two, birds, one and stone come to mind......

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Hmmmm i could try that, i have to huge trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either that, or do you have a fire station nearby.....?

The words: two, birds, one and stone come to mind......

Hmmmm i could try that, i have to huge trees"

two*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think you can still rent "LOG SPLITTERS"

Much safer and lady like. "

But I need then chopping into sizable lengths before I can split em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw threat title and thought someone wanted a helicopter pilot with his own Seaking to ferry folk around country to swinging parties ...........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either that, or do you have a fire station nearby.....?

The words: two, birds, one and stone come to mind......

Ooooh food for thought "

Yep - bit of grub should bring em screaming round with their lights flashing

PS - nice pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think you can hire a chainsaw unless you hold a foresters licence, you can't get one from a hire shop in Cornwall anyway.

Your best bet is to go and buy one for about £70 from DIY store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you were closer, id have helped you !!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun.

Chain Saw massacre in Derbyshire lol "

*dons tin hat & runs like fuck*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you were closer, id have helped you !!! "

Tut....that's no good lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun.

Chain Saw massacre in Derbyshire lol

*dons tin hat & runs like fuck*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ignore your son and hire one, they're bloody good fun.

Chain Saw massacre in Derbyshire lol

*dons tin hat & runs like fuck*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was about bicycles ......... Imagine my disappointment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this was about bicycles ......... Imagine my disappointment "

That was last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my luck

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By *avid 2525Man
over a year ago

Brough

would love to help .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Either that, or do you have a fire station nearby.....?

The words: two, birds, one and stone come to mind......

Ooooh food for thought

Yep - bit of grub should bring em screaming round with their lights flashing

PS - nice pics

"

It's working

Got a message from a fireman

Thanks for the compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my luck "

Awww bless x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would love to help ."

Thank you, i'll put you on my list

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By *avid 2525Man
over a year ago

Brough

will bring me own choppoer !

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By *avid 2525Man
over a year ago

Brough

chopper even ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was about bicycles ......... Imagine my disappointment "

I thought I was gona get to fly my heli chopper in to a lady garden

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