FabSwingers.com forum: The Alpha Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the space for all Alpha males to show yourselves, stand proud, beat your chests and let the women of Fab know the most Alpha thing about yourselves...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oh good lord...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I prefer an Alfalfa male. #veggielife

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Oh dear. A concept based on captive wolf populations that was debunked a few a few years later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer an Alfalfa male. #veggielife"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooooh yeah get them all on here. And the Doms too. Then I can put a private note to avoid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not. "

Shhh, you'll scare them off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh yeah get them all on here. And the Doms too. Then I can put a private note to avoid

Agreed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not.

Shhh, you'll scare them off!

What about my fellow soy boy beta cucks though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would consider ourselves an Alpha couple. You should be able to get 1.2-1.5v from us if you play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad used to drive an Alfa Romeo if that helps?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m so alpha I kick sand in my own face when I visit the beach

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

I'm so alpha I choose not to show myself to be an alpha

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not. "

---I think that's classically said for a 'gentlemen' though isn't it? I've met a few self-proclaimed alpha males (it's not always insecure to say it), and others who admittedly don't need to because they don't have to or care to type of thing. --pt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Dad used to drive an Alfa Romeo if that helps?

Sure it wasn't an Austin Alegro? Easy to get them mixed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so alpha I kick sand in my own face when I visit the beach

Now THAT is Alpha AF

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I prefer Alfa beer.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pahahahahaa!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I eat alpha males as a snack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not.

Shhh, you'll scare them off!

What about my fellow soy boy beta cucks though?"

They're scared enough as it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer an Alfalfa male. #veggielife"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the space for all Alpha males to show yourselves, stand proud, beat your chests and let the women of Fab know the most Alpha thing about yourselves...

Omg lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I’m so alpha I kick sand in my own face when I visit the beach

Now THAT is Alpha AF

You know it baby

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

I've always been more of an Omega myself

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I don’t think people who call themselves alpha’s are alpha’s.. I think they have a highly out of proportioned inflated opinion of themselves……

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so alpha I kick sand in my own face when I visit the beach

Now THAT is Alpha AF

You know it baby

Grrr Daddy!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not.

Shhh, you'll scare them off!

What about my fellow soy boy beta cucks though?

They're scared enough as it is...

Slander that is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not.

Shhh, you'll scare them off!

What about my fellow soy boy beta cucks though?

They're scared enough as it is...

Slander that is!"

Aww I'm only messin!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've always been more of an Omega myself"

Those fatty acids are essential afterall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m proper Alpha. Like proper. I did my nails the other day in my zoom meeting.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m proper Alpha. Like proper. I did my nails the other day in my zoom meeting.

What colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell me this is satire

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Lol you are a wally OP

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Please tell me this is satire

Alphas are serious business we don’t satire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m proper Alpha. Like proper. I did my nails the other day in my zoom meeting.

What colour?"

Clear. Because I’m clearly that f**king guy

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other

"This is the space for all Alpha males to show yourselves, stand proud, beat your chests and let the women of Fab know the most Alpha thing about yourselves...

This is ironic, don’t ya think…

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"I've always been more of an Omega myself

Those fatty acids are essential afterall"

That's what I tell myself when I get reflux after a plate of streaky bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have to announce you a alpha male ... You are not one.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Bro I'm so alpha, when I walk into the gym, all the betas give me a guard of honour and clap my arrival.

Then this bunch of gym legging beauties wipe my brow and call my poppa while I work out.

I signal my departure with the loudest wolf howl and everyone, even those little beta employees, give me a standing ovation.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've always been more of an Omega myself

Those fatty acids are essential afterall

That's what I tell myself when I get reflux after a plate of streaky bacon"

Does it work?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bro I'm so alpha, when I walk into the gym, all the betas give me a guard of honour and clap my arrival.

Then this bunch of gym legging beauties wipe my brow and call my poppa while I work out.

I signal my departure with the loudest wolf howl and everyone, even those little beta employees, give me a standing ovation. "

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Following to add to my block list more quickly

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"I've always been more of an Omega myself

Those fatty acids are essential afterall

That's what I tell myself when I get reflux after a plate of streaky bacon

Does it work?"

Like a charm. Makes you want to sit in a dark,submissive late Greek corner until the hydrochloric's* done its work.

*Yes I know that is but a simple description of gastric acid

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Following to add to my block list more quickly

Betas for the chop I take it?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Following to add to my block list more quickly

Betas for the chop I take it?"

Obvs duuuh

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've always been more of an Omega myself

Those fatty acids are essential afterall

That's what I tell myself when I get reflux after a plate of streaky bacon

Does it work?

Like a charm. Makes you want to sit in a dark,submissive late Greek corner until the hydrochloric's* done its work.

*Yes I know that is but a simple description of gastric acid"

Stomach acid is only really to reduce unwanted bacteria. It's the enzyme that do all of the work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following to add to my block list more quickly

Betas for the chop I take it?"

Is that beta blockers?

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Northwich (just visiting)

"Oooooh yeah get them all on here. And the Doms too. Then I can put a private note to avoid

Exactly this, or pre block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bro I'm so alpha, when I walk into the gym, all the betas give me a guard of honour and clap my arrival.

Then this bunch of gym legging beauties wipe my brow and call my poppa while I work out.

I signal my departure with the loudest wolf howl and everyone, even those little beta employees, give me a standing ovation. "

Bet they thank you for doing curls in the squat rack and using all the plates for your leg press because they're just pleased to be in the presence of such an alpha!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Following to add to my block list more quickly

Betas for the chop I take it?

Obvs duuuh

Top score!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol you are a wally OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell me this is satire

Alphas are serious business we don’t satire

I'm sorry, I shall never accuse alphas of being funny ever again

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Bro I'm so alpha, when I walk into the gym, all the betas give me a guard of honour and clap my arrival.

Then this bunch of gym legging beauties wipe my brow and call my poppa while I work out.

I signal my departure with the loudest wolf howl and everyone, even those little beta employees, give me a standing ovation.

Bet they thank you for doing curls in the squat rack and using all the plates for your leg press because they're just pleased to be in the presence of such an alpha!"

They actively encourage it.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"I've always been more of an Omega myself

Those fatty acids are essential afterall

That's what I tell myself when I get reflux after a plate of streaky bacon

Does it work?

Like a charm. Makes you want to sit in a dark,submissive late Greek corner until the hydrochloric's* done its work.

*Yes I know that is but a simple description of gastric acid

Stomach acid is only really to reduce unwanted bacteria. It's the enzyme that do all of the work"

I think we may be going a bit off-piste. GERD is probably better a subject for a new, albeit somewhat niche discussion.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've always been more of an Omega myself

Those fatty acids are essential afterall

That's what I tell myself when I get reflux after a plate of streaky bacon

Does it work?

Like a charm. Makes you want to sit in a dark,submissive late Greek corner until the hydrochloric's* done its work.

*Yes I know that is but a simple description of gastric acid

Stomach acid is only really to reduce unwanted bacteria. It's the enzyme that do all of the work

I think we may be going a bit off-piste. GERD is probably better a subject for a new, albeit somewhat niche discussion. "

Story of my life really

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I managed to fix the lawnmower the other day. Does that count?

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

"If you feel the need to tell anyone you're an "alpha male", you're most definitely not. "

I agree, a real alpha doesnt announce he is the alpha, the other men around him just know it to be true. Plus the term alpha comes from wolves, which are typically lead by a female!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

*opens workshop doors

Woman come watch me weld......

*beats chest

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Following to add to my block list more quickly

Betas for the chop I take it?

Is that beta blockers?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Following to add to my block list more quickly

Betas for the chop I take it?

Is that beta blockers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*opens workshop doors

Woman come watch me weld......

*beats chest

Winston "

Welding's gay...

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"real leaders can only ever lead others with the consent of those whom they lead"

Lt Col Tobleton Snr (my dad)

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

You might be alpha...but are you "fights off 15 policemen while masturbating " alpha?

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By *aliceWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is this just subliminal marketing for a new Aha LP?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"*opens workshop doors

Woman come watch me weld......

*beats chest

Winston

Welding's gay...

A real Alpha stands on his own merits.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this just subliminal marketing for a new Aha LP?"

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I'm an Alfa Romale , Italian rubbish and I break down a rush

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