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By *averockrock OP   Man
over a year ago

swindon

Or sex while watching football?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Shush, I'm watching the football.

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. Every single time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or sex while watching football? "

Neither. I like watching masterchef in bed with chocolate

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Gotta be sex every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big game, one off thing .. football! No question.

Run of the mill league game nothing particularly riding on it .. an offer of decent sex probably wins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like football, but has to be sex.

Though I did once received a blow job whilst watching the football on TV

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As I don't like football, it's a no brainer

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Sex every time, because football is shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence"

This sounds like the start of Midsommer 2.

I’m in.

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By *averockrock OP   Man
over a year ago

swindon

Both at the same time is top!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence

This sounds like the start of Midsommer 2.

I’m in. "

Is that something to do with the Wickerman?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't like football, so, it would have to be be sex

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

England or Man U - football.

Anyone else - sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both at the same time is top!"

As long as she’s not expecting me to look at her or any of that shit. I’m watching the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football.

And i don't even like football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence

This sounds like the start of Midsommer 2.

I’m in.

Is that something to do with the Wickerman?"

Dunno. Not seen Midsommer yet.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Football.

And i don't even like football."

. You kill me

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By *averockrock OP   Man
over a year ago

swindon


"Both at the same time is top!

As long as she’s not expecting me to look at her or any of that shit. I’m watching the game. "

Yep! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football.

And i don't even like football."

Hahaha same

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By *averockrock OP   Man
over a year ago

swindon


"Football.

And i don't even like football.

Hahaha same "

Football is football!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch the game then have sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football, sex, women, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends who I’d be having sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry … what is sex again ? I’ve forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather do anything than watch football so def Sex

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Football. Every single time. "

Really!

Yiu can always watch it on catch up.

But you may not always be abke to catch up in 'that' moment again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry … what is sex again ? I’ve forgotten "

Sorry , what’s football again?

Signed a ManUtd fan

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

sexballs

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Sex with a footballer is better

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

We hate football so it's an easy choice for us both

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By *ust A Dad BodMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depends who’s playing lol

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Well I've not done one well since I was about 14 and I'm rubbish at football too

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire


"Sex every time, because football is shite! "

Rugby's better

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Football, sex, women, lol. "

Golf, Madrid?

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Either.....someone gets screwed regardless

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Not a football fan so I'd go with sex...

But if the boxing is on then I'm watching that instead

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Sex every time, because football is shite! "

Definitely sex.... football is shite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, because it can't possibly be as bad as watching United play recently

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then "

rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex, because it can't possibly be as bad as watching United play recently"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football. Every single time.

Really!

Yiu can always watch it on catch up.

But you may not always be abke to catch up in 'that' moment again "

Most weeks football is only on once or twice a week. I can’t miss that opportunity. Opportunities for sex come around a lot more. Have you seen me I’m kidding but sex always comes around.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sex. But I want a half-time break with orange segments thrown in.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Neither if are into football but we're both into sex, so that's an easy choice.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol . "

Fairyball

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Sex..

always sex…

Cannot stand football. Hate it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Both at the same time is top!"

A bit of a shock for the winger when you two wheelbarrow past on the overlap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... But she's in a football shirt

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Football - I can't get into the sex if the Reds are playing.

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here


"Sex every time, because football is shite! "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sure I could manage a quickie at halftime

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sex all the way. Forget the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sex sex sex if it's rugby then rugby with sex at half time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

Fairyball "

Ooooh you're hard

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

David Mellor QC managed to gain pleasure from both activities simultaneously.

For the youngsters out there, Google 'David Mellor Chelsea football shirt'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. Hate football.

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By *P4RTANMan
over a year ago

near

Football

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Mr enjoys watching footy...I enjoy finding out how long it takes to distract him from it lol xT

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Sex

2 balls are better than 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

Fairyball

Ooooh you're hard"

I heard that when I read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. Always football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex all way long

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Sex every time, because football is shite!

Definitely sex.... football is shite?"

Why are you so far from me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who is playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

Fairyball

Ooooh you're hard

I heard that when I read it "

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Football: 90 minutes of pretending you’re hurt.

Rugby: 80 minutes of pretending you’re NOT hurt…

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

If West Ham are on, always football....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex every time

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