FabSwingers.com forum: Football or sex?

By *averockrock OP Man
over a year ago

purton

Or sex while watching football?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Shush, I'm watching the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. Every single time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or sex while watching football?

Neither. I like watching masterchef in bed with chocolate

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Gotta be sex every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big game, one off thing .. football! No question.

Run of the mill league game nothing particularly riding on it .. an offer of decent sex probably wins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like football, but has to be sex.

Though I did once received a blow job whilst watching the football on TV

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As I don't like football, it's a no brainer

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Sex every time, because football is shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence"

This sounds like the start of Midsommer 2.

I’m in.

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By *averockrock OP Man
over a year ago

purton

Both at the same time is top!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence

This sounds like the start of Midsommer 2.

I’m in.

Is that something to do with the Wickerman?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I don't like football, so, it would have to be be sex

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

England or Man U - football.

Anyone else - sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both at the same time is top!

As long as she’s not expecting me to look at her or any of that shit. I’m watching the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football.

And i don't even like football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither, I think I'm going to start promoting abstinence

This sounds like the start of Midsommer 2.

I’m in.

Is that something to do with the Wickerman?"

Dunno. Not seen Midsommer yet.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Football.

And i don't even like football."

. You kill me

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By *averockrock OP Man
over a year ago

purton

"Both at the same time is top!

As long as she’s not expecting me to look at her or any of that shit. I’m watching the game. "

Yep! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football.

And i don't even like football."

Hahaha same

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By *averockrock OP Man
over a year ago

purton

"Football.

And i don't even like football.

Hahaha same

Football is football!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch the game then have sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football, sex, women, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends who I’d be having sex with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry … what is sex again ? I’ve forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather do anything than watch football so def Sex

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Football. Every single time. "

Really!

Yiu can always watch it on catch up.

But you may not always be abke to catch up in 'that' moment again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry … what is sex again ? I’ve forgotten

Sorry , what’s football again?

Signed a ManUtd fan

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

sexballs

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Sex with a footballer is better

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

We hate football so it's an easy choice for us both

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By *ust A Dad BodMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depends who’s playing lol

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Well I've not done one well since I was about 14 and I'm rubbish at football too

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Sex every time, because football is shite!

Rugby's better

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Football, sex, women, lol.

Golf, Madrid?

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Either.....someone gets screwed regardless

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Not a football fan so I'd go with sex...

But if the boxing is on then I'm watching that instead

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Sex every time, because football is shite!

Definitely sex.... football is shite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, because it can't possibly be as bad as watching United play recently

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then "
rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex, because it can't possibly be as bad as watching United play recently"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football. Every single time.

Really!

Yiu can always watch it on catch up.

But you may not always be abke to catch up in 'that' moment again

Most weeks football is only on once or twice a week. I can’t miss that opportunity. Opportunities for sex come around a lot more. Have you seen me

I’m kidding but sex always comes around.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sex. But I want a half-time break with orange segments thrown in.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Neither if are into football but we're both into sex, so that's an easy choice.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol . "

Fairyball

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Sex..

always sex…

Cannot stand football. Hate it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Both at the same time is top!

A bit of a shock for the winger when you two wheelbarrow past on the overlap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... But she's in a football shirt

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Football - I can't get into the sex if the Reds are playing.

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"Sex every time, because football is shite!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sure I could manage a quickie at halftime

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Sex all the way. Forget the football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex sex sex sex if it's rugby then rugby with sex at half time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

Fairyball

Ooooh you're hard

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

David Mellor QC managed to gain pleasure from both activities simultaneously.

For the youngsters out there, Google 'David Mellor Chelsea football shirt'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. Hate football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Mr enjoys watching footy...I enjoy finding out how long it takes to distract him from it lol xT

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Sex

2 balls are better than 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

Fairyball

Ooooh you're hard"

I heard that when I read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football. Always football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex all way long

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Sex every time, because football is shite!

Definitely sex.... football is shite?"

Why are you so far from me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who is playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex every time... can't stand football

If rugby was on though.... dilemma then rugby every time. Football or “SOCCER” . Played by a bunch of over paid FANNIES. But back to original post. Mmmm. It’s a Hard one lol .

Fairyball

Ooooh you're hard

I heard that when I read it

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Football: 90 minutes of pretending you’re hurt.

Rugby: 80 minutes of pretending you’re NOT hurt…

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

If West Ham are on, always football....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex every time

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