FabSwingers.com forum: Ask your Auntie Wendi.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t I get a meet?

Oh and is squirting just wee?

Thanks my lovely x

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Why won't danberks have sex with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why won't danberks have sex with me"

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Why won't danberks have sex with me

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

And me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can’t I get a meet?

Oh and is squirting just wee?

Thanks my lovely x

You've pissed of to many people in the forums Dan.

As you know the number of single guys on here outway the women.

As a gusher myself i can tell you it's not.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I make it up to the people I unfriended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why won't danberks have sex with me"

My advice is to send him a message and see how he respondes.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why won't danberks have sex with me

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

And me?

Oh g’wan then .. I’ll fuck you too!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Why won't danberks have sex with me

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

And me?

Oh g’wan then .. I’ll fuck you too!

Into the back of the net!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why won't danberks have sex with me

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

And me?

You're reply is the same as a previous one.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Auntie Wendi, I don't understand most of what young Steve and his pickle say. Am I getting old?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I make it up to the people I unfriended "

People refers to more than one. Did yous not speak for a while were you doing a clear out.

Best to grovel and walk across hot coals to show you're sorry.

Just be honest say why and leave it up to them.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie Wendi, I don't understand most of what young Steve and his pickle say. Am I getting old? "

No at all plenty of people and forums on here confuse me.

As long as you can get the some of it I'd not worry.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Aunty Wendi ...

...which cake

is in fact TOP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aunty Wendi ...

...which cake

is in fact TOP?

Ohh you can never go wrong with a nice moist piece of chocolate cake.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how r u?

hope uR having fun...!

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By *littyloverMan
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Hi Wendi, can you recommend a vibrating & thrusting butt plug for me please?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Auntie Wendi,

If you answer a question with a question is it an answer or a question..??

And any advice to woo Emily 36c??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Wendi, can you recommend a vibrating & thrusting butt plug for me please? "

This is something you should research, as there's many different types, sizes and styles. It all depends on your wants need and what you're comfortable with.

Google will be your best friend for this.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie Wendi,

If you answer a question with a question is it an answer or a question..??

And any advice to woo Emily 36c??"

I'm not to sure if you're asking me a question or a question.

She's Paula 38d cousin.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

Auntie Wendi

I'm newly single after 8 years and have no idea where how to start talking/flirting again.

Also why are there so many men wanting to see my penis I'm nit gay.

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

I also seem to have lost the ability to write coherent sentences

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"Auntie Wendi

I'm newly single after 8 years and have no idea where how to start talking/flirting again.

Also why are there so many men wanting to see my penis I'm nit gay."

Aunty Wendi, do you know much about gay nits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie Wendi

I'm newly single after 8 years and have no idea where how to start talking/flirting again.

Also why are there so many men wanting to see my penis I'm nit gay."

Try the forums it's a good way to start and find your feet.

You'll be rusty for a bit.

Same as guys who say straight on their profile and only looking woman and no men, bit still message me.

Apparently good loves a trier.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie Wendi

I'm newly single after 8 years and have no idea where how to start talking/flirting again.

Also why are there so many men wanting to see my penis I'm nit gay.

Aunty Wendi, do you know much about gay nits?"

Sister family of the others bit more flamboyant.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Is WD40 effective for SDIs?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Why won't danberks have sex with me

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

And me?

Oh g’wan then .. I’ll fuck you too!

Into the back of the net!"

We've got a threesome going

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Dear Auntie Wendi,

I've been off the scene for a few years now (not just virus related) and I'm struggling to build up the confidence to actually arrange a meet. It's been about 3 years since I've had a meet with anyone.

I've been talking to a couple of guys and unfortunately a meet last night had to cancel. We have been talking for a couple of weeks and I was excited and nervous but when he cancelled I was partly upset but partly relieved.

How can I get my confidence back without turning to a bottle of wine?

Lots of love,

Kay x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is WD40 effective for SDIs?"

No just as a good lubricant my dear.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Auntie Wendi,

How can I get my confidence back without turning to a bottle of wine?

Lots of love,

Kay x"

Well being in locldown Kay has postponed meets for two years which would make anyone nervous.

You're doing the right thing chatting for a while first.

Why don't you suggest a socialeet with the person first, this way there's no expectations or pressure. Just chatting to someone face to face and in person get to see if there's a.connection fir you and if you want to take it further.

You'd be durprised the amount of guys who are fine with this.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why won't danberks have sex with me

*spoilers* ah g’wan then ..

And me?

Oh g’wan then .. I’ll fuck you too!

Into the back of the net!

We've got a threesome going

Glad to be of assistance, play Cilla since 1999.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Dear Auntie Wendi,

How can I get my confidence back without turning to a bottle of wine?

Lots of love,

Kay x

Well being in locldown Kay has postponed meets for two years which would make anyone nervous.

You're doing the right thing chatting for a while first.

You'd be durprised the amount of guys who are fine with this.

Love Auntie Wendi x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I’m away and not able to meet, the hand is no longer making the cut, any recommendations for solo play to spice things up a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unfortunately I’m away and not able to meet, the hand is no longer making the cut, any recommendations for solo play to spice things up a bit? "

Try sitting on it.

Toys, fleshlights, there's amd abundance of products you can use for solo play.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Dear Auntie Wendi,

why is that I can’t progress further than a social meeting with people I fancy?

Thank you, Dee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Auntie Wendi,

why is that I can’t progress further than a social meeting with people I fancy?

Thank you, Dee

Sometimes two people work on paper, chats text and flirting.

But when it comes to real life unfortunately this always dosent transpire.

Maybe you're a slow burner and need more than one meet to ease yourself, or you just need to take the plunge.

Remember if you're not comfortable doing it then don't, just go at your own pace it will happen eventually.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I make it up to the people I unfriended

People refers to more than one. Did yous not speak for a while were you doing a clear out.

Best to grovel and walk across hot coals to show you're sorry.

Just be honest say why and leave it up to them.

Love Auntie Wendi x"

Didn’t work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I make it up to the people I unfriended

People refers to more than one. Did yous not speak for a while were you doing a clear out.

Best to grovel and walk across hot coals to show you're sorry.

Just be honest say why and leave it up to them.

Love Auntie Wendi x

Didn’t work "

Then they don't want to be bothered by you, best to just leave it.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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