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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Gorgeous face

Kinky as fuck

Dressed to kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

That’s actually tricky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gorgeous face

Kinky as fuck

Dressed to kill

"

Great combo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

That’s actually tricky

"

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH...........3 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

The best thing is I think I've found her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face

Voice

Beard

But I wouldn’t give the time of the day unless he nice anyway

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I think I’m spending far to much time thinking about this

Kx

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Disappointed that intelligence isn't on the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome arse

GSOH

Kinky

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I just want GSOH thanks and I’ll spend the other 3pts on someone I can trust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_ello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face

Voice

Beard

But I wouldn’t give the time of the day unless he nice anyway "

I have all three and my profile name says it all

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

GSOH: 3 points.

Intelligent: 2 points

Stimulating conversation: 1 point.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

GSOH

Kinky

Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect pinsx6 because,at 6 foot 2, Elfie has legs up to her tits and they never cease to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's difficult!

GSOH

Great in bed (derrr)

Beardy (or bum )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

kinky

and arse (but want boobs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in bed

Kinky as fuck

Good sense of humour

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

This is really hard, I'm at 7 going to have to keep trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Great in bed

Kinky as fuck

Eyes

Dressed to kill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Great in bed

Eyes to draw in

Sexy voice

Dressed to kill

Terrific torso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great in bed

Kinky as fuck

Good sense of humour

"

And I can’t count - so sense of humour will have to go and sexy voice replace it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Intelligence 2 points

Good values 2 points

*Shrug* whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous face

Great in bed

Sexy voice

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

Gorgeous face........3 points

And that was all I needed when I met this Goddess.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Great in bed.....2 points

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

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By *bwstarzWoman
over a year ago

south cheshire

GSOH

Great in bed

Eyes

6 points well spent, where do I collect?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Kinky as fuck x3

Don’t give a fuck about physical attributes really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH...........3 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

The best thing is I think I've found her "

that's wonderful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Can’t decide between

Gsoh and gorgeous face

Gsoh, kinky as fuck and eyes to drown in

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I'm cheating (sorry, not sorry)

GSOH...........3 points

And

Awesome Kisser ..... 3 points

...as all the rest won't even be worth any points without those two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?"

Aldi. Wednesday arvo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?

Aldi. Wednesday arvo. "

Ahhhh man I'm busy Wednesday. Time I get there all that'll be left is the big cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Face

Voice

Beard

But I wouldn’t give the time of the day unless he nice anyway "

Hmm. Maybe I need to add in "nice" next time. This time I added beardy. And thighs (that was for me tbh )

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?

Aldi. Wednesday arvo. "

Middle aisle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?

Aldi. Wednesday arvo.

Ahhhh man I'm busy Wednesday. Time I get there all that'll be left is the big cocks. "

Fraid so. It's knob night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?

Aldi. Wednesday arvo.

Middle aisle?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous face

Great in bed

Awesome arse

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Intelligence 2 points

Good values 2 points

*Shrug* whatever"

Hang on, values isn't on the list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself "

I'm adding "modest" next time

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Gsoh

Eyes

Voice

I'm a simple man with simple wants

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Gsoh

Great in bed

Sexy voice

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

how many points do you get if have one brown eye and one blue one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how many points do you get if have one brown eye and one blue one.."
if you have a brown japs eye that ticks the awesome ass box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself "

Can we verify the last one?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

awesome it is then,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many points do you get if have one brown eye and one blue one.."

Sorry that's all six used up...

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself

I'm adding "modest" next time "

...and "killer moves" please

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

GOSH

Big Boobs

Dressed to kill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself

I'm adding "modest" next time

...and "killer moves" please "

I owe you one, so sure

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself

Can we verify the last one?"

When you say "we" ...how many of you are there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gsoh

Soulful eyes

Amazing in bed

As a minimum

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

GSOH...........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Sexy voice.....1 point

But great in bed only works if we are compatible…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Awsome arse

Thighs to die for

Sparkling teeth

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

...wait, actually I think I just described myself

Can we verify the last one?

When you say "we" ...how many of you are there? "

Think JAG is saving you for herself

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"GSOH

Beardy

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Now where do I pick him up from?"

Clacton...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Big boobs (a bargain at only 2 points. I'd have had this even if it were 6!)

Great in bed

Terrific torso (which is in the eye of the beholder anyway)

Thighs to die for

Fortunately I have found her, and got the face thrown in as a bonus.

Luke

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By *exi_LexiTV/TS
over a year ago

caerphilly

I'm gonna break the rules and be greedy and just say yes to all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna break the rules and be greedy and just say yes to all "

Lifetime ban, Lexi - naughty, naughty!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

best answer..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Big boobs (a bargain at only 2 points. I'd have had this even if it were 6!)

Great in bed

Terrific torso (which is in the eye of the beholder anyway)

Thighs to die for

Fortunately I have found her, and got the face thrown in as a bonus.

Luke "

Awww (cupid)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd out all my points on honesty.

But it is a very rare trait these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd out all my points on honesty.

But it is a very rare trait these days "

I'd be tempted to as well. May add it to the list next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

GSOH

Good in bed

Eyes to drown in

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Going for GSOH, cock & torso

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Eyes and voice are a must

GSOH

Chuck in an awesome arse for good measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

A bit body heavy on the scoring system, where's nice personality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

A bit body heavy on the scoring system, where's nice personality"

I am considering that for next time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can't do it in 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Thighs to die for....1 point

- I’ll take those three.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Intelligence 2 points

Good values 2 points

*Shrug* whatever

Hang on, values isn't on the list? "

Should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous face

Sparkling teeth

Big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't do it in 6"

Maybe somebody can loan you some points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GSOH?"

Never mind, good sense of humour. Good thing intelligence wasn't on your list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH and gorgeous face which the eyes, teeth and voice all technically fall under

But with the above, I'd like to think we can connect enough to have good sexual chemistry regardless of parts being otherworldly attractive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH?

Never mind, good sense of humour. Good thing intelligence wasn't on your list "

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

2 points for big boobs and only 1 for great arse

This is fucked.

I’m putting 6 points in arse just to see what I get

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I can't do it in 6

Maybe somebody can loan you some points "

I like that idea but I reckon the chances are very low

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Perfect pins

Big boobs

Eyes to drown in

Kinky as fuck

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Man

Gsoh

Thighs to die for

Good in bed

Woman

Big boobs (any boobs tbh)

Gsoh

Awesome arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in bed, sexy voice, perfect pins, awesome arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can she bang a free kick top bins from 25 yards?

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

GSOH, great in bed, beardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH...........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

I'm cheating and having 7 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of men and women describing me but not moving to me. The math ain’t mathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody B - RRP = 12pts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gsoh. Gorgeous face. …. I’ve spent up haven’t I?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

GSOH, awesome arse, terrific torso and dressed to kill. Do you have to pay for delivery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a cheat code to top up 3pts more ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Gorgeous face

Kinky as fuck

Dressed to kill

"

I'd have some of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a cheat code to top up 3pts more ? "

‘Motherlode’ you’re welcome.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is there a cheat code to top up 3pts more ?

‘Motherlode’ you’re welcome. "

That's the Sims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a cheat code to top up 3pts more ?

‘Motherlode’ you’re welcome.

That's the Sims "

Haven’t the conspiracy theorists told you? We’re in the sims.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Gsoh. Gorgeous face. …. I’ve spent up haven’t I? "

It's like getting to the till in the supermarket and yiu ain't got enough cash..

What you gonna put back?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

GSOH

Eyes to drown in

Dressed to kill

Sexy voice

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gsoh. Gorgeous face. …. I’ve spent up haven’t I?

It's like getting to the till in the supermarket and yiu ain't got enough cash..

What you gonna put back? "

The beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..............

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Big cock

Big boobs

Dressed to kill

("not a lot of people know that")

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

[Removed by poster at 13/06/22 21:35:12]

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

GSOH

Eyes to drown in

Bearded

Thighs to die for

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Gorgeous face

Kinky as fuck

Awesome arse

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Great in Bed

Kinky as fuck

Eyes to drown in

Beardy

Still not quite perfect though

P

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By *ecret-64Couple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Female

Long hair

Brunette

Big noobs

Talkative

Exhibitionist

Likes to dance

Likes to drink

Bisexual not bicurious

Assertive

How did you do out of 10?

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Great in bed - 2 points

Eyes to drown in - 1 point

Sexy ass voice - 1 point

Kinky as fuck - 2 points

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Perfect pins

Awesome arse

Dressed to kill

Eyes to drown in

Kinky as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Female

Long hair

Brunette

Big noobs

Talkative

Exhibitionist

Likes to dance

Likes to drink

Bisexual not bicurious

Assertive

How did you do out of 10?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/06/22 08:16:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

*creates new point redemption*

4 points - makes me feel alive in many ways.

Some one can have the extra two points.

Generous I know.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I got mine already. So I will donate my 6 points to someone else.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*creates new point redemption*

4 points - makes me feel alive in many ways.

Some one can have the extra two points.

Generous I know."

Thanks. Big boobs obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices"

I'm not adding those to my next thread, just saying!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"I got mine already. So I will donate my 6 points to someone else.

Jo.Xx "

Can I just pinch you Jo?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Terrific torso......1 point

That took a bit of thinking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH 3

Great in bed 2

Sparkling teeth 1

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I got mine already. So I will donate my 6 points to someone else.

Jo.Xx

Can I just pinch you Jo? "

When?!?!?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Terrific torso......1 point

That took a bit of thinking about "

It does, doesn't it?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

GSOH...........3 Points

Great in bed...2 Points

Awesome arse...1 point

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Great in bed

Kinky as fuck x 2

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Gsoh. Eyes to drown in. Sexy voice. Dressed to kill

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices"

...can drive? thought there was Uber for that?!

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire / South Bucks

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Gsoh 3pt

Eyes to drown in 1pt

Awesome arse 1pt

Sexy voice 1pt

*ask on another day and this would probably have changed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices

...can drive? thought there was Uber for that?! "

He made all of those up except for GSOH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Gsoh 3pt

Eyes to drown in 1pt

Awesome arse 1pt

Sexy voice 1pt

*ask on another day and this would probably have changed."

Here all week!

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Great in bed

Beardy

Dressed to kill

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous face........

Sexy voice.....

Dressed to kill....

Thighs to die for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices

...can drive? thought there was Uber for that?! "

Do parallel park for me and I'll bake you a cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Eyes

Thighs

Arse

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By *ust John nowCouple
over a year ago

South West

Face

Boobs

Bum

John x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already know me that which i need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cock......2 points

GSOH...........3 points

Sexy voice.....1 point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

"

Awesome arse - 1

Great in bed - 2

Kinky as fuck - 2

Perfect pins - 1

I'm not greedy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for"

0/3

Damn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

0/3

Damn. "

Oh come on 1/3 surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

0/3

Damn.

Oh come on 1/3 surely? "

Thighs to die for maybe but they’re not muscle like yolo, they’re just thick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

0/3

Damn.

Oh come on 1/3 surely?

Thighs to die for maybe but they’re not muscle like yolo, they’re just thick. "

I was referring to GSOH. But ok

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for"

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck "

You have made me laugh, and not just the typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry people I'm a 26 pointer

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Great in bed

Kinky as fuck

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Voice should be three points...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry people I'm a 26 pointer"

24 points maximum by my count, Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great in bed

Kinky as fuck

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Voice should be three points...

"

My rules mwah ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gsoh

Kinky as fuck

Sexy voice

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck

You have made me laugh, and not just the typos "

The typos were/are deliberete.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Mr here.. Found her!! Ticks every box and licks others.. I know nausea inducing post, but couldn't resist! Still pinching myself, when she isn't

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Ok will rewrite in the spirit of thread..

Great in bed! Kinky as fuck! Dressed to kill! Awesome arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck

You have made me laugh, and not just the typos

The typos were/are deliberete. "

Stop it. I'm twitching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok will rewrite in the spirit of thread..

Great in bed! Kinky as fuck! Dressed to kill! Awesome arse!"

Love it! Fantastic! Great choices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

0/3

Damn.

Oh come on 1/3 surely?

Thighs to die for maybe but they’re not muscle like yolo, they’re just thick.

I was referring to GSOH. But ok "

So possibly 2/3.

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By *aresseTV/TS
over a year ago

Liverpool

I had him

Ticked all the boxes for a man and more, and totally made me melt

But then somewhere down the line a few years later he just threw me away and disappeared

Totally irreplaceable

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices

...can drive? thought there was Uber for that?!

Do parallel park for me and I'll bake you a cake "

But are you any good at baking ... and there's parallel parking assist in our modern era

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had him

Ticked all the boxes for a man and more, and totally made me melt

But then somewhere down the line a few years later he just threw me away and disappeared

Totally irreplaceable "

Then he wasn't perfect. Not if he just threw you away.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"I got mine already. So I will donate my 6 points to someone else.

Jo.Xx

Can I just pinch you Jo?

When?!?!?

Jo.Xx "

Asap

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck

You have made me laugh, and not just the typos

The typos were/are deliberete.

Stop it. I'm twitching. "

Y ar you twitching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here x

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Kinky as fuck

Good in bed

Eyes to drown in

Awesome arse

MJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of sounding fluffy - I have her. She arouses my mind as well as my eyes and loins. She also has nice feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have found mine, Mr NBVN is perfect for me in every way.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am not remotely green-eyed at all the people who've found their perfect partner!

Sending to all whether you're single or loved up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck

You have made me laugh, and not just the typos

The typos were/are deliberete.

Stop it. I'm twitching.

Y ar you twitching? "

The TYPO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky as fuck

Eyes to drown in

Sexy voice

Thighs to die for

Amazing ass

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Awesome ass , perfect pins , kinky as and great in bed 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH. 3

Big Boobs. 2

And to cheat, can I have a smiley face for 1 point?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Haven't done mine!

GSOH

Kinky as fuck

Thighs to die for

As luck would have it it was thighs day at the gym.

I've made you laugh and as for kinky as fuck

You have made me laugh, and not just the typos

The typos were/are deliberete.

Stop it. I'm twitching.

Y ar you twitching?

The TYPO!!"

As I said deliberate.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Would love not to appear shallow and pick GSOH, but I'll find someone else funny, so:

Gorgeous face, eyes, perfect pins and awesome arse!

(But reckon I'd need at least 12 points for the *really* perfect partner!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GSOH

Cis Woman

Bisexual not bicurious

Can drive

Makes good choices

...can drive? thought there was Uber for that?!

Do parallel park for me and I'll bake you a cake

But are you any good at baking ... and there's parallel parking assist in our modern era "

Make you a Manchester Tart and you'll love. Driving stick so no cheating!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky as fuck.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Beardy....1 point

Dressed to kill.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Thighs to die for....1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people "

Gosh

Sexy voice

Awesome ass

Dressed to kill

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