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By *ersiantug OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I liked the bit where the Pac-man monsters stated chasing the penises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate sad endings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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A sad man was gifted peace.

He became a good person.

He met a woman.

They adopted a dog together.

They fell in love.

They got very d*unk.

The man started getting beer goggles for the dog.

The man did bad things to the dog.

Everyone was extremely uncomfortable.

The man got kicked out in the middle of January.

He caught a cold and was very sick.

He went crazy.

Turns out the dog gave him rabies.

Everyone cried.

He died.

Duck.

His story got turned into a musical.

Hell is full of cats and ferrets.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The day love died"

A new short film previewing on TikTok 16th June 2022

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By *ersiantug OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Happy birthday! "

Happy birthday!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


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A sad man was gifted peace.

He became a good person.

He met a woman.

They adopted a dog together.

They fell in love.

They got very d*unk.

The man started getting beer goggles for the dog.

The man did bad things to the dog.

Everyone was extremely uncomfortable.

The man got kicked out in the middle of January.

He caught a cold and was very sick.

He went crazy.

Turns out the dog gave him rabies.

Everyone cried.

He died.

Duck.

His story got turned into a musical.

Hell is full of cats and ferrets. "

I want this to be true

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By *ersiantug OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


""The day love died"

A new short film previewing on TikTok 16th June 2022"

-I would quite like to play the dog.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ceasar et sum am forte

Brutus et erat

Ceasar sic in omnibus

Brutus sic in at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" """"

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A sad man was gifted peace.

He became a good person.

He met a woman.

They adopted a dog together.

They fell in love.

They got very d*unk.

The man started getting beer goggles for the dog.

The man did bad things to the dog.

Everyone was extremely uncomfortable.

The man got kicked out in the middle of January.

He caught a cold and was very sick.

He went crazy.

Turns out the dog gave him rabies.

Everyone cried.

He died.

Duck.

His story got turned into a musical.

Hell is full of cats and ferrets. "

I have no idea what is happening, but this made me laugh a lot

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By *ersiantug OP   Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


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A sad man was gifted peace.

He became a good person.

He met a woman.

They adopted a dog together.

They fell in love.

They got very d*unk.

The man started getting beer goggles for the dog.

The man did bad things to the dog.

Everyone was extremely uncomfortable.

The man got kicked out in the middle of January.

He caught a cold and was very sick.

He went crazy.

Turns out the dog gave him rabies.

Everyone cried.

He died.

Duck.

His story got turned into a musical.

Hell is full of cats and ferrets. "

--And it ends with the title? It deserves a few show tunes, but it's somehow lacking in erotic power. --pt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The day love died"

A new short film previewing on TikTok 16th June 2022

-I would quite like to play the dog."

You're playing every part, mate

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Not enough galling fannys to keep me invested

3/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" """"

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A sad man was gifted peace.

He became a good person.

He met a woman.

They adopted a dog together.

They fell in love.

They got very d*unk.

The man started getting beer goggles for the dog.

The man did bad things to the dog.

Everyone was extremely uncomfortable.

The man got kicked out in the middle of January.

He caught a cold and was very sick.

He went crazy.

Turns out the dog gave him rabies.

Everyone cried.

He died.

Duck.

His story got turned into a musical.

Hell is full of cats and ferrets. "

Brilliant

Mr

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think that my new favourite sentence is “hell is full of cats and ferrets”

I giggled like a small child at the randomness of “duck”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough galling fannys to keep me invested

3/10 "

How does a fanny gall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough galling fannys to keep me invested

3/10

How does a fanny gall? "

Confidence is usually key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough galling fannys to keep me invested

3/10

How does a fanny gall?

Confidence is usually key "

Does your fanny gall, then? My foof needs to build up confidence.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


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... wait, what? No cake

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Tl;dr

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