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"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles" I've just cleaned the windows ! | |||
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"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it...." You keep birds ? | |||
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"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it.... You keep birds ?" no just shag en and push them out the door but I give them a wet wipe | |||
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"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles" if i push my ass to the screem can u jiss over this | |||
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"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles I've just cleaned the windows ! " clean them again...with ur tongue!(after I've came please) | |||
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"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it...." moobtacular | |||
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"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it.... moobtacular" is that it... that was a painless 10 strokes.... oops seconds | |||
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"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles if i push my ass to the screem can u jiss over this " clean it first..whoops, i mean the screen | |||
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"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles I've just cleaned the windows ! clean them again...with ur tongue!(after I've came please)" There's more chance of you winning a forum award dear. | |||
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"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it.... moobtacular is that it... that was a painless 10 strokes.... oops seconds" 10seconds of hate for u love xxx | |||
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"ffs, splatt on my tits and get over it.... moobtacular is that it... that was a painless 10 strokes.... oops seconds 10seconds of hate for u love xxx"  up you  | |||
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"I didnt win one either.. " lets hate wank together,but dont be rough on me..its aimed at others | |||
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"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........  "prolificposter | |||
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"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........
prolificposter"I am a mere minnow in the great ocean of postings - and dont swim with the sharks I stay in the shallow end  | |||
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"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........
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I am a mere minnow in the great ocean of postings - and dont swim with the sharks I stay in the shallow end "admitting fishyness....each to their own hehehehehe  | |||
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"there wasnt a category I fitted in ........
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I am a mere minnow in the great ocean of postings - and dont swim with the sharks I stay in the shallow end
admitting fishyness....each to their own hehehehehe "implying I keep away from the ones that have a nasty nip ......... | |||
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"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”…. Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too…. "are void and mantlepiece euphemisms for arse?  | |||
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"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”…. Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too…. "you won Sox ...... you were in the funniest poster.... I kept tellin' em strange isn't the same but they voted anyhoooooooo | |||
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"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”…. Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….
are void and mantlepiece euphemisms for arse? "That’s not something I’d considered…. However, I’m prone to inadvertent Freudian slipping ….!. So maybe it is and maybe it isn’t ! Now wears the soap | |||
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"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”…. Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….
you won Sox ...... you were in the funniest poster....
I kept tellin' em strange isn't the same but they voted anyhoooooooo "Nooo Gwanny I didn’t win…. I had to hold a brave smile with my face in a runners-up slot……gruesome it was… but I never showed out with a flouncy tantrum,,,,,  | |||
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"Sox is now feverishly searching ebay for pink lava lamp to fill the void on his mantelpiece which was assigned to hold a Fab-2012award for the most prolific use of the word “ Surely”…. Sigh,,,,, and the acceptance speech I’d prepared was going to be so sincere too….
you won Sox ...... you were in the funniest poster....
I kept tellin' em strange isn't the same but they voted anyhoooooooo
Nooo Gwanny I didn’t win….
I had to hold a brave smile with my face in a runners-up slot……gruesome it was… but I never showed out with a flouncy tantrum,,,,,
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"I'm hate wanking at all the profiles" You lurve me really
So permission to wank in any fashion you care to do so | |||
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"Self-love filled with hatred for others? Or, do you just hate wanking?" he only wanks as he pulls out of meets :P x | |||
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"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in " | |||
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"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in "I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake. | |||
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"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in
I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake."It's the shake Paddy uses fa wankin... | |||
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"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in
I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake.
It's the shake Paddy uses fa wankin... "Yikes ,,, I’ve been tricked,,,, I was told to perform Jazz-hands while doing a naked jig to Shuffle-Off-To-Buffalo | |||
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"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in
I've told you before, you need to learn the secret handshake.
It's the shake Paddy uses fa wankin...
Yikes ,,, I’ve been tricked,,,, I was told to perform Jazz-hands while doing a naked jig to Shuffle-Off-To-Buffalo "I'm not wanking anyone off with jazz hands or anyones hands, as for dancing, not a chance, keep the feckin awards!!  | |||
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"I'm not part of the clique so I didn't get voted in "You mean you didn't win in the popularity contest - sorry - forum awards (my mistake) either?  | |||
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"Minxie's equivalent to the Raspberries for the Fab Forum?" i didnt blow raspberries at anyone or anything lol | |||
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"I think we should have some different headings lol I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it "
Bows low with graceful humility.... And drops trousers for comic effect.... | |||
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"I think we should have some different headings lol I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it
Bows low with graceful humility.... And drops trousers for comic effect.... "one hopes u got dressed properly this morning | |||
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"I think we should have some different headings lol I think if there was one for the most dignified male - Eurotongue would win it
Bows low with graceful humility.... And drops trousers for comic effect....
one hopes u got dressed properly this morning "One always costumes oneself correctly in preparation for the delights of "Ladies who shop and lunch".....;-) | |||
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