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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

No, I just want to go home

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Do you come here often?

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

Does this smell like chloroform?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"FAF?

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I have cake, fancy a nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, did you sit a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass. Also FAF

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Word of the day is legs.

Maybe we should go back to your place and spread the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

I have cake, fancy a nibble"

I don’t eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, did you sit a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass. Also FAF

Smoooooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Word of the day is legs.

Maybe we should go back to your place and spread the word

Clever, I like it

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

No, it smells like jizz,

you've used the wrong rag !!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’d like to take a seat, on your face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to take a seat, on your face! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’d like to take a seat, on your face!

I would also like to take a seat on your bed and give you a spanking

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

[Removed by poster at 13/06/22 16:23:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to bed at night, do you lie on your stomach?…. No….. Well, do you mind if I do?

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

"Does this smell like chloroform?

No, it smells like jizz,

you've used the wrong rag !! "
ahh that's what that smell was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So tell me, now that I'm here, what were your other 2 wishes?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There is a party in my pants, you are welcome to cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to take a seat, on your face!

I would also like to take a seat on your bed and give you a spanking

Ooft, you win, thread closed

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I’d love to go where a few men have been before!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight....

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a spanner as every time I see you my nuts tighten

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My body has 206 bones... care to give me another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like to take a seat, on your face! "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Take me to bed, darling.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

I got kicked out a chat room for putting that

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Do you have sex on the first date

Ok see you here tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would mind much if I were to fire my cock snot up your fart pipe?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right one tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?

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Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

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well that’s the best you’ve ever sent me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

Me: Do you give BJ to strangers?

Her: no chance

Me: hi my names Wes

Her: how do you like your eggs in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

well that’s the best you’ve ever sent me

Lies

I sent you the very best

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Alright? Nods and runs away as fast as possible

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Did it hurt ??

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Motion someone over using your finger. On arrival say I’ve made you come with one finger imagine what the rest can do..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocktails

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"Did it hurt ??"

This is your cue to ask me ‘did what hurt?’ !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it hurt ??"

When you fell from heaven …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would mind much if I were to fire my cock snot up your fart pipe? "

that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi gorgeous, can I park my car in your garage?

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Motion someone over using your finger. On arrival say I’ve made you come with one finger imagine what the rest can do.."

I like this one!

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Cocktails

That would work for me everytime

Kay

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Hi are you waiting for someone?

No im alone!

Does anybody know you are here? !!!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Pretend to look at the clothes tag in there coat or top...then mutter the words " ah made in heaven"

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"Did it hurt ??

When you fell from heaven …..

Yes ! Heaven must be missing an Angel

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Fridgecake?

It's actually not done too bad for getting me talking people

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is your body an adventure playground?

'Cos I'd like to climb your frame

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my number can I have yours ?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Excuse me, I’ve lost my keys. May I check your pants?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"FAF?

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Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

It may not be your best line.....but yes please.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

It may not be your best line.....but yes please.

Lady Astor "

Ooh, you’re smooth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the FBI are looking for you, becoming you is da’ bomb!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"FAF?

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Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

If I can guess your favourite film, would you get under the duvet with me?

Lady Astor

*I may have cheated here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we flip a coin…what’s the chances of one of us getting head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at this pendulum concentrate you feel your eyes getting heavy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

If I can guess your favourite film, would you get under the duvet with me?

Lady Astor

*I may have cheated here......

Just a little, but I’ll forgive you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm known as Viking but enough about me, please tell me about you

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"FAF?

Add your best chat up lines here ……

Obviously faf isn’t my best chat up line …..

If I can guess your favourite film, would you get under the duvet with me?

Lady Astor

*I may have cheated here......

Just a little, but I’ll forgive you

Me and the DVD are here........waiting for you.

Lady Astor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m bursting to blast out ma baby batter, and I’ve chosen you as the lucky recipient.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

How about say nothing then when she says can i help you?you say oh go on then whats your name im Tel

Then you are talking !

I have do that with a great result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. You can Hakuna my Tata any time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op. You can Hakuna my Tata any time

Ohhh, the urge to sing it is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away …..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op. You can Hakuna my Tata any time

Ohhh, the urge to sing it is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away ….."

I would dangle,

my mighty ‘wangle’

With you one sexy niiiiight!!

Aaaah wooooooh eeeeiiiyeeiiiieee um awaaaaaayy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is leaving in five minutes, be on it.

Would you care to join us for a drink, with a view to sexual intercourse?

The second was actually used by a friend of mine, and it worked?..

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