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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello. Hi. I’m still feeling rough and unwell so would you mind dropping me your favourite song lyric(s). Rap preferred but I’ll take whatever you can give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's tough! Tough! Tougher than tough!

It's worse than Benny Hill - and that's bad enough.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Fashion is something so ugly it has to changed every fifteen minutes,

Whereas style is something versatile, its the way you move and the way you smile.

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By *rMrs322Couple
over a year ago

Sandy

Far too many lyrics to pick one so will send a couple i like your way

Swear by the whites of my eyes

That the imagery I'm bringing is so vivid it gives sight to the blind

Christ the divine

My brain is a smart bomb, combined with Oppenheimer design.

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By *rMrs322Couple
over a year ago

Sandy

Intelligent infinity, malevolent epitome

They consider me as the most deadly weapon from Italy

That'll include the Benelli semi-auto artillery

Literally cryogenically treated to be invisibly

Symphony slicker than sixty Sicilianos from Sicily

Motherfuckers talkin' but never gonna do shit to me

I'm about to set it on motherfuckers officially

Rip they spine out and just put 'em out of they misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, sorry to hear you’re poorly Pickle!! Sending get well hugs.

Can you picture my prophecy?

Stress in the city, the cops is hot for me

The projects is full of bullets, though bodies is droppin'

There ain't no stoppin' me

Constantly movin' while makin' millions

Witnessin' killings, leavin' dead bodies in abandoned buildings

Can't reach the children, 'cause they're illin'

Addicted to killin' and the appeal from the cap peelin'

Without feelin', but will they last or be blasted?

Hard-headed bastard, maybe he'll listen in his casket

The aftermath, more bodies being buried

I'm losing my homies in a hurry, they're relocating to the cemetery

Got me worried, stressin', my vision's blurry

The question is "will I live?" No one in the world loves me

I'm headed for danger, don't trust strangers

Put one in the chamber whenever I'm feelin' this anger

Don't wanna make excuses, 'cause this is how it is

What's the use? Unless we're shootin', no one notices the youth

It's just me against the world, baby

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’m protected by the FBI, CIA, MI 5

free masons, federal agents

supply me inside information

the syndicate got out today

hey you punks make my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you battle L you picked the wrong head,

I smash mics like cornbread,

you can't kill me I was born dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no

No no no no

No theirs no lyrics

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There's apparently a C&W song called "If I'd shot you when I wanted to I'd have been out by now". That always made me chuckle.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

And if there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hello. Hi. I’m still feeling rough and unwell so would you mind dropping me your favourite song lyric(s). Rap preferred but I’ll take whatever you can give

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Markie Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm lying in the wet patch in the middle of the bed, I'm feeling pretty well hard done by, I spent ages giving head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous

My beats are fat

And the birds are on my back

And I'm horny…(I'm horny!)

If you choose to proceed

You will indeed concede

'Cause I hit you with my flow

The wild rhino stampede

I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

And subsequently procreated

That's how it goes

Here's the Hiphopopotamus

The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless….

…..

.. …..

…

Sometimes our rhymes are polite

"Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Wright

That was very delicious, goodnight"

Sometimes they're obscene

Like a pornographic dream

NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine

Hahahahaha yeah, some margarine..

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

…..Steve

My rhymes and records, they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know

I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

Why? Why? Why? What?

Why exactly?

What? Why?

Be more constructive

With your feedback, please

Why? Why?

Why? 'Cause I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party

Hey, ho

I'm the motherflippin'

Who's the motherflippin?

I'm the motherflippin'

Motherflippin'

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's tough! Tough! Tougher than tough!

It's worse than Benny Hill - and that's bad enough."

Something must be wrong with your vocal technique

When the twelve inch mix goes on for a week

yaaaay!! I introduced my friends to this last year. Couldn't believe they didn't know it. Still makes me chuckle all these years later.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous

My beats are fat

And the birds are on my back

And I'm horny…(I'm horny!)

If you choose to proceed

You will indeed concede

'Cause I hit you with my flow

The wild rhino stampede

I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

And subsequently procreated

That's how it goes

Here's the Hiphopopotamus

The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless….

…..

.. …..

…

Sometimes our rhymes are polite

"Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Wright

That was very delicious, goodnight"

Sometimes they're obscene

Like a pornographic dream

NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine

Hahahahaha yeah, some margarine..

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

…..Steve

My rhymes and records, they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know

I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

Why? Why? Why? What?

Why exactly?

What? Why?

Be more constructive

With your feedback, please

Why? Why?

Why? 'Cause I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party

Hey, ho

I'm the motherflippin'

Who's the motherflippin?

I'm the motherflippin'

Motherflippin'

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous

My beats are fat

And the birds are on my back

And I'm horny…(I'm horny!)

If you choose to proceed

You will indeed concede

'Cause I hit you with my flow

The wild rhino stampede

I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

And subsequently procreated

That's how it goes

Here's the Hiphopopotamus

The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless….

…..

.. …..

…

Sometimes our rhymes are polite

"Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Wright

That was very delicious, goodnight"

Sometimes they're obscene

Like a pornographic dream

NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine

Hahahahaha yeah, some margarine..

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

…..Steve

My rhymes and records, they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yeah, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know

I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

Why? Why? Why? What?

Why exactly?

What? Why?

Be more constructive

With your feedback, please

Why? Why?

Why? 'Cause I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party

Hey, ho

I'm the motherflippin'

Who's the motherflippin?

I'm the motherflippin'

Motherflippin'

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Hello. Hi. I’m still feeling rough and unwell so would you mind dropping me your favourite song lyric(s). Rap preferred but I’ll take whatever you can give

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Markie Mark"

This is how we used to make the party start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It had to be you

I waited around

And finally found

the somebody who

could make me be true

could make me feel blue

or even be sad just to be glad

thinking of you

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Hello. Hi. I’m still feeling rough and unwell so would you mind dropping me your favourite song lyric(s). Rap preferred but I’ll take whatever you can give

Taint rap, tis a choon....

https://youtu.be/4L41cXgjt3I

Winston

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I wake up every morning with my head up in a daze

I'm not sure if I should say this, fuck, I'll say it anyway

Everybody tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase

I don't know if it's a phase, I just wanna feel okay, yeah

I battle with depression, but the question still remains

Is this post-traumatic stressing or am I suppressing rage?

And my doctor tries to tell me that I'm going through a phase

Yeah, it's not a fucking phase, I just wanna feel okay, okay?

Yeah, I struggle with this bullshit every day

And it's probably 'cause my demons simultaneously rage

It obliterates me, disintegrates me, annihilates me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Think of you with pipe and slippers,

Think of her in bed,

Laying there just watching telly,

Then think of me instead

I'll never grow so old and flabby,

That could never be,

Don't marry her, fuck me

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

My current obsession is this. Lyrically it's one of the best descriptions I've heard of how depression feels for me.

It's hard to get up out of bed when everything is on its head and nothing seems to make any sense like a Bandaid on a bleeding heart, a fake a smile and fall apart and no one ever knows I'm a wreck

When the world is on your shoulders and the weight of your own heart is too much to bear, well I know that you're afraid things will always be this way It's just a bad day, not a bad life

Everything's backwards and I'm hanging on, no matter how hard I try I always come undone, backed in a corner, uncomfortably numb, watching myself become a shadow of someone

Oh, it's hard to find a place to hide, when you're running from what's inside, no matter where you go, there you are, so tonight I'll go to war with me, Cause I'm my own worst enemy and I don't wanna fight anymore

When the world is on your shoulders and the weight of your own heart is too much to bear, well I know that you're afraid things will always be this way. It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

And I know it feels so hopeless, and I know how close you are to the edge right now, so I wrote this song to say, things won't always be this way, no. It's just a bad day, not a bad life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of you with pipe and slippers,

Think of her in bed,

Laying there just watching telly,

Then think of me instead

I'll never grow so old and flabby,

That could never be,

Don't marry her, fuck me"

That lyric is just so you, somehow!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Back when Mark Wahlberg was Markie Mark

This is how we used to make the party start!"

But, seriously, who would mix "Hen" with Bacardi Dark?!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Mr pickle is feeling ill,

Maybe he should take a little blue pill,

This should perk him up a bit,

Please get better, best wishes clit.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

https://youtu.be/aybHi0p_Fq0

Might be a wee bit too gansta OP

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you

I know what you want, you know I got it

Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you

As long as you want, you know I got it

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

Every parasite needs a host

Then give Album of the Year to somebody that no one's even heard of

All I know is I wrote every single word of everything I ever murdered

Time to separate the sheeps from goats

And I got no faith in your writers, I don't believe in ghosts.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

When music really mattered and when radio was king

When accountants didn't have control

And the media couldn't buy your soul

And computers were still scary and we didn't know everything

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Sorry you're feeling rough and unwell but please don't dwell on it.

Just scroll through fab get your dick hard and spit on it.

Jerk it hard, Jerk it quick, make it good, make it lite.

Play with that pickle don't leave it in it's jar all alone.

Come on now Steve get it out already and don't stop till you moan.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Think of you with pipe and slippers,

Think of her in bed,

Laying there just watching telly,

Then think of me instead

I'll never grow so old and flabby,

That could never be,

Don't marry her, fuck me

That lyric is just so you, somehow!

I'm not sure that's a good thing

But that's been my favourite song for about 20 years now

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The while place is pickled

The people are pickles for sure

And no-one knows if they've done more here

Than they ever would do in a jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody said all the world's a stage

And each of us is a player

That's what I've been tryin' to tell you

In Act 1, I was struggling to survive

Nobody wanted my action dead or alive

Act 2, I hit the big time

And bodies be all up on my behind

And I can't help myself because I was born to shine

And if you don't like it, you can shove it

But you don't like it, you love it

So I'll be up here in a rage

'Til they bring the curtain down on the stage

I'm the greatest man that ever lived (I'm the greatest man that ever lived)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some sick bars in here and I appreciate you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/aybHi0p_Fq0

Might be a wee bit too gansta OP"

. It’s definitely OG

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you

I know what you want, you know I got it

Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you

As long as you want, you know I got it

Bangerrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And tell your girl not to force it,

Cos I do not treat her fancy,

I made the girl come round n go low

Now I just call her Kanté

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My man are United like Giggs

I would never leave my young gunners like Thierry

Wow- that metaphor’s scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Way before deliveroo we had [redacted] on wheels - that’s a bike with food

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t do hip hop, Fam, I do grime

But not better know it’s a wrap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nah nah

Ain’t nobody hot for my name

I’m more than hot for my age

Can’t stop for a break

Like let alone stop for a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get love everywhere that I go

So I go everywhere on my own

Cos I’m positive I get that respect from the roads

You next rappers talk bad but can’t walk on your own

You’re like the Liverpool anthem - you never walk alone

You man stink like you never wore cologne

Greatest fire in the booth ever. Bish Bash Bosh AKA Bashy.

https://youtu.be/PwCP9YIuLS4

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By *rMrs322Couple
over a year ago

Sandy

"I get love everywhere that I go

So I go everywhere on my own

Cos I’m positive I get that respect from the roads

You next rappers talk bad but can’t walk on your own

You’re like the Liverpool anthem - you never walk alone

You man stink like you never wore cologne

Greatest fire in the booth ever. Bish Bash Bosh AKA Bashy.

https://youtu.be/PwCP9YIuLS4 "

This one is definitely underated. Im so glad he is doing the fire in the booth again

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