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The first thing you do when you awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’m guessing we all have our own little routines for when we wake up.

Mine is usually,

Wake up, what time is it, what room am I in, where’s my phone, did I do anything last night that I shouldn’t have done, am I working, I need coffee!

Few other steps but you get the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say i miss you ........ then prep a bru have a cig drink bru then ready for my day

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By *hubbycheckerMan
over a year ago

Porstmouth

Sprint to the loo before I wet myself usually haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check time to see if time to get up

Turn on phone

Breakfast

Bathroom

Check email and fab

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Hit snooze and go back to sleep.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Run downstairs for a wee

Run back upstairs before the monsters get me

Lay in bed with my dog

Check the time on my phone

Mindlessly scroll through my phone until I decide it’s time to start the day

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Open my eyes

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Wake. Yawn. Scratch balls . Check phone. Go to the loo

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Check the time, have a drink of water

Can’t wake up properly till I’ve done that

Then I’m usually on the phone, turning radio on etc

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Check on Zelensky.

Wash/oil my beard.

Strong cuppa tea.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Wake up, press the snooze button, wake up again, coffee, read fab messages, walk dog, shower, get dressed, play with puppy again then off to work.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Check my phone to see what ungodly hour my body has decided to wake up this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Then message good morning to MP if its close to waking up time

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Hit snooze and have 10 more mins. Get up and have a wee. Go downstairs, let dogs out and make packed lunches, back to bed to check phone with a cuppa for 10 mins if there’s time. Iron clothes for whoever needs them (not had time for a couple of weeks to stand and do it ahead of time). Shower, clean teeth, do makeup and hair, get dressed then school run.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Check my bum scratchy finger for residue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check my bum scratchy finger for residue."
dont forget to sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Check my bum scratchy finger for residue."

Oh my god

You make me feel so much not alone

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I think reading the honest replys on here then one can guess the age of that particular person before looking at the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just stare at the ceiling for a bit wondering where I can cut time out of my morning routine. Not doing winged liner usually buys me an extra 10 minutes. Buying lunch instead of making it is another 15. Etc etc. Then I set my alarm for another *insert how much time I've saved*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breakfast on the go for me, it helps when they know your order and don’t have to wait in line!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I close my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the snooze button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you"

Is that not a song!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you

Is that not a song! "
Bacharach/ warwick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up

Check messages on fab

Drink coffee

Get dressed

Go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up

Go downstairs n fuss the dog then let her out

Start singing

Walk my dog

Enjoy the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss and then shower

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Toilet then a much needed coffee

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Check the time, check fab, have a wee, have an espresso, have a lil play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes.

Try and think what day it is.

Check the time...for fucks sake.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Press snooze check fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open my eyes.

Try and think what day it is.

Check the time...for fucks sake.

"

Fashionably late are we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes and stare at the ceiling and argue with the voices of regret and missed opportunities.

Coffee, and as I wait I cry over the fact time is beating me with every moment of my life and my greying hair.

After my first 3 coffees and doing stuff on my phone I have another coffee before I get ready and start work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open my eyes.

Try and think what day it is.

Check the time...for fucks sake.

Fashionably late are we "

The fucks sake is because it's so early.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Open my eyes.

Try and think what day it is.

Check the time...for fucks sake.

"

Sounds familiar

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Wake, bathroom, dress, lunchboxes, empty washer, and dish wash. Empty washing line, rehang washing, fold washing, feed rabbit empty bins. Wake kids, eat breakfast, school run, collage run then into work.

Done a full days work before I get there.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Make myself a coffee.. everything else can wait.. unless I got company that is then.. breakfast first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feed the dog as soon as I've woken up .

I put an affirmations app on my phone and I read some aloud before I get going for the day. I was damn dubious about them but they seem to be helping my low mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls. Stretch my legs and say goooooood morning on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Open my eyes.

Try and think what day it is.

Check the time...for fucks sake.

Fashionably late are we

The fucks sake is because it's so early. "

I once did 12 days of leaving the house whilst it was dark and not getting back in till after sunset, thought someone had stolen the sun!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have to drink enough tea to sink a battleship before I feel at least half human enough to do anything remotely useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Open my eyes.

Try and think what day it is.

Check the time...for fucks sake.

Fashionably late are we

The fucks sake is because it's so early.

I once did 12 days of leaving the house whilst it was dark and not getting back in till after sunset, thought someone had stolen the sun!"

I'd actually love that

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you

Is that not a song! "

More of a dirge.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Open eyes, vow to go to bed earlier, repeat pretty much every weekday morning

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think reading the honest replys on here then one can guess the age of that particular person before looking at the profile. "

Based on habits or the tone of response? What age did you think I was and were you right?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Feel around for my glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel around for my glasses"

I always leave them in a safe place unless I fall asleep whilst working in my office, then I panic until I realise, they are on my head

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By *P4RTANMan
over a year ago

near

Normally think why did I stay up so late browsing the forum... that reminds me, good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i wake up i have to go on my phone to wake up further

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Feel around for my glasses

I always leave them in a safe place unless I fall asleep whilst working in my office, then I panic until I realise, they are on my head "

I'm short sighted they're never on my head unless I'm wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart usually

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Forgot the glasses thing! Yep that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel around for my glasses

I always leave them in a safe place unless I fall asleep whilst working in my office, then I panic until I realise, they are on my head

I'm short sighted they're never on my head unless I'm wearing them"

I’m sort sighted too but sometimes I lounge in my office chair and put them on my head when I need to think….that’s when I usually doze off haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

Check for bears

Let the pack of dogs out.

Morning routine. Repeat on a daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a trick question everybody answered wrong.

Your answers should've have been shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee

Check for bears

Let the pack of dogs out.

Morning routine. Repeat on a daily basis. "

Check for bears!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that? "

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Start screaming and crying hating the world like a four year old.

"I don`t want to go to school....work today"

Start caressing my balls and nipples. Watch the breakfast news and Sponge Bob. Have some Lucky Charms. Put some food on the bird table. Then head off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it "

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit! "

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check time have a pee if it’s early back to bed for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted "

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me "

Nighttime gratitude for me is when my head hits the pillow: phew, I made it through another day without food poisoning the children, losing the dog or stepping in its poo and avoiding BMW drivers who don't indicate - I gotta think creatively

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me

Nighttime gratitude for me is when my head hits the pillow: phew, I made it through another day without food poisoning the children, losing the dog or stepping in its poo and avoiding BMW drivers who don't indicate - I gotta think creatively "

I’ve always found it’s the Audi drivers…cause there all winners!

I don’t do animals!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me

Nighttime gratitude for me is when my head hits the pillow: phew, I made it through another day without food poisoning the children, losing the dog or stepping in its poo and avoiding BMW drivers who don't indicate - I gotta think creatively

I’ve always found it’s the Audi drivers…cause there all winners!

I don’t do animals! "

I certainly hope not!!!

I'll add Audi drivers to my day of gratitude tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me

Nighttime gratitude for me is when my head hits the pillow: phew, I made it through another day without food poisoning the children, losing the dog or stepping in its poo and avoiding BMW drivers who don't indicate - I gotta think creatively

I’ve always found it’s the Audi drivers…cause there all winners!

I don’t do animals!

I certainly hope not!!!

I'll add Audi drivers to my day of gratitude tomorrow "

Currently looking at those blue ( M&Ms) I think and taking them all…I’ll leave a note…I owe you some gratitude!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Go back to sleep

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me

Nighttime gratitude for me is when my head hits the pillow: phew, I made it through another day without food poisoning the children, losing the dog or stepping in its poo and avoiding BMW drivers who don't indicate - I gotta think creatively

I’ve always found it’s the Audi drivers…cause there all winners!

I don’t do animals!

I certainly hope not!!!

I'll add Audi drivers to my day of gratitude tomorrow

Currently looking at those blue ( M&Ms) I think and taking them all…I’ll leave a note…I owe you some gratitude! "

Don't touch the blue ones!!! They're sacred - you can have the yellow ones but not after having brushed your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check to see if I'm still alive....... then be disappointed that I am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I’ve been reading a book ( yes I know ) and it was talking about waking early and taking time to reflect on being grateful and all this stuff. All very new age and positivity and things of that nature. Now maybe when my schedule is not so packed but does anyone actually do all that?

Takes 2 minutes to think about 3 things in your life which you are grateful for - I don't know if you need to wake up any earlier for it ... examples: I am grateful my alarm clock went off to wake me in time to hit the snooze button at least once

When I finally hit the bathroom for my morning nuptials, I give thanks to having teeth to brush as well as not being constipated

Mindfulness done for the day and I can get on with it

I think you need to have words with the author of that book, they dragged it out over 6 chapters!

It’s going in the fire pit!

Crap, should have copyrighted above comment so - I would have been minted

Currently staring at my teeth, showing gratitude! One just winked at me

Nighttime gratitude for me is when my head hits the pillow: phew, I made it through another day without food poisoning the children, losing the dog or stepping in its poo and avoiding BMW drivers who don't indicate - I gotta think creatively

I’ve always found it’s the Audi drivers…cause there all winners!

I don’t do animals!

I certainly hope not!!!

I'll add Audi drivers to my day of gratitude tomorrow

Currently looking at those blue ( M&Ms) I think and taking them all…I’ll leave a note…I owe you some gratitude!

Don't touch the blue ones!!! They're sacred - you can have the yellow ones but not after having brushed your teeth "

Feel like Indian Jones now, if I take the blue ones, will the floor cave in, will she get up and chase me…sod it…I’ll have 3 blue and 2 yellow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check to see if I'm still alive....... then be disappointed that I am! "

Ohh, that’s a bit deep. Surely things can’t be that bad right?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Auto pilot until I’ve had coffee

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Check to see if I'm still alive....... then be disappointed that I am! "

Ooh, I didn't realise we could be that honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auto pilot until I’ve had coffee"

I should get one of those auto pilot buttons

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Feel like Indian Jones now, if I take the blue ones, will the floor cave in, will she get up and chase me…sod it…I’ll have 3 blue and 2 yellow! "

The cheek of you! But you don't want to see me run

Did you give gratitude this am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Feel like Indian Jones now, if I take the blue ones, will the floor cave in, will she get up and chase me…sod it…I’ll have 3 blue and 2 yellow!

The cheek of you! But you don't want to see me run

Did you give gratitude this am"

Yes I gave gratitude to my phone for letting me seeing this post

As for my cheek….I have two …you didn’t run so I ate all the blue ones…one tan off down your tummy…..I was going to go find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my glasses on then straight down stairs to make a coffee to help me come round

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

Check fabs, feel horny but tired, make a coffee get horny again. Drink sleep repeat

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Feel like Indian Jones now, if I take the blue ones, will the floor cave in, will she get up and chase me…sod it…I’ll have 3 blue and 2 yellow!

The cheek of you! But you don't want to see me run

Did you give gratitude this am

Yes I gave gratitude to my phone for letting me seeing this post

As for my cheek….I have two …you didn’t run so I ate all the blue ones…one tan off down your tummy…..I was going to go find it "

I just checked - they're still there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually swear at the alarm clock

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley


"I usually swear at the alarm clock"

This was literally going to be my post

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By *WM17Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Feel my hard cock

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Get up

Dressed

Eat

Shit

Teeth

Check bag have everything needed

Go

..

Same routine everyday including weekends

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA


"The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you

Is that not a song! Bacharach/ warwick"

Aretha Franklin

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley


"The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair, now

And wondering what dress to wear, now

I say a little prayer for you

Is that not a song! Bacharach/ warwick

Aretha Franklin "

Actually Dionne Warwick was the original in 66 Aretha Franklin did a re-release in 68

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Rub my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Feel like Indian Jones now, if I take the blue ones, will the floor cave in, will she get up and chase me…sod it…I’ll have 3 blue and 2 yellow!

The cheek of you! But you don't want to see me run

Did you give gratitude this am

Yes I gave gratitude to my phone for letting me seeing this post

As for my cheek….I have two …you didn’t run so I ate all the blue ones…one tan off down your tummy…..I was going to go find it

I just checked - they're still there "

I’m clearly a little rusty and letting things slip!

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Piss the bed

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Wake up

Check time

Wonder the fuck I'm awake before my alarm?

Go back to sleep

Alarm goes off ten mins later

Wake up again

Check phone and think about how much i cant be arsed to get up.

But get in the shower

Get dressed

Have coffee

Go to work

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Have a glass of Cold Guinness every morning when I wake up.

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

Get up.

Drink coffee... maybe 2.

Wash.

Wonder when my meds will kick in.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Switch phone on.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Have a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have morning cuddles with my doggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up, wee stop. Shave, shower, check in with work.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fire up fab ..especially on Tuesday

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