FabSwingers.com forum: 50 shades of grey

By *oysta OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool Tuebrook

Fifty shades of grey

The missus bought a Paperback

Down Eason's, the other day,

I had a look inside her bag;

T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

That I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

And stood upon her tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of Grey

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Posted before im afraid

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

First time I seen it though, nice one, made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posted before im afraid

"Posted before " has been posted before...

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By *oysta OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool Tuebrook

oops i didnt know its the 1st time i saw it this morning

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol

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By *oysta OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool Tuebrook

"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol

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OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol

OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME

Don't worry....

I'm keeping a very close eye on Mercedes....

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol

OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME

Don't worry....

I'm keeping a very close eye on Mercedes....

Mmmmm are you indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you love a bit of plagiarism !

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"Don't you love a bit of plagiarism !"

Is that the fetish of spanking a woman with loadsa sheets of copied text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted it once and there was also another person to my knowledge lol

OH DEAR ILL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER LOOK NEXT TIME

Don't worry....

I'm keeping a very close eye on Mercedes....

Mmmmm are you indeed

Ahhh yes indeedy....

With discretion and. Subtly....

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