FabSwingers.com forum: Alternatives to watching Love island

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything considered from

Watching paint dry to

Boiling your head in a vat of acid....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Amputation at the neck

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple
over a year ago

Somerset

Stick pins in your eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys seriously love island is amazing and you have lots of Chanel’s to choose from I bet the OP really loves it and started this thread to chat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrestle a sheep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My Daughter inflicts it on me...I usually dissappear, immediately

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Guys seriously love island is amazing and you have lots of Chanel’s to choose from I bet the OP really loves it and started this thread to chat haha"

I think it's a question of taste really, something that watchers of love island seem to lack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complain to the council to fix the roads then go live in a pothole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys seriously love island is amazing and you have lots of Chanel’s to choose from I bet the OP really loves it and started this thread to chat haha

I think it's a question of taste really, something that watchers of love island seem to lack"

I’m more than happy to lack taste lol I find it addictive, I might even go as far as to buy the water bottle

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By *i_guy_sloughMan
over a year ago

Langley

I’d rather use Tabasco sauce as eye drops than watch love island

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Guys seriously love island is amazing and you have lots of Chanel’s to choose from I bet the OP really loves it and started this thread to chat haha

I think it's a question of taste really, something that watchers of love island seem to lack

I’m more than happy to lack taste lol I find it addictive, I might even go as far as to buy the water bottle

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything considered from

Watching paint dry to

Boiling your head in a vat of acid...."

Anime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guys seriously love island is amazing and you have lots of Chanel’s to choose from I bet the OP really loves it and started this thread to chat haha"

Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d rather use Tabasco sauce as eye drops than watch love island "

Extra hot!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Even Michael Owen can't watch his daughter on it. I don't think I'm the catchment audience they're aiming for, though

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Read a book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys seriously love island is amazing and you have lots of Chanel’s to choose from I bet the OP really loves it and started this thread to chat haha

I think it's a question of taste really, something that watchers of love island seem to lack

I’m more than happy to lack taste lol I find it addictive, I might even go as far as to buy the water bottle

Oh dear

It’s part of summer living isn’t it…. Keeps you nice and hydrated and cool with your name on it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite"

I can honesty say I’ve never watched friends I hate canned laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not you man sippin hateraid on a Sunday

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite"

I never understood the hype for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounding with a bamboo splinter.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite

I can honesty say I’ve never watched friends I hate canned laughter

Not a fan of the Big Bang Theory then?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite

I can honesty say I’ve never watched friends I hate canned laughter

Not a fan of the Big Bang Theory then?"

Another over hyped show. Give me Rising Damp any day

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite

I can honesty say I’ve never watched friends I hate canned laughter

Not a fan of the Big Bang Theory then?

Another over hyped show. Give me Rising Damp any day

I'm more of a blackadder, bottom and TTOI kind of guy myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite

I can honesty say I’ve never watched friends I hate canned laughter

Not a fan of the Big Bang Theory then?"

Nope i haven’t really watched that one

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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago

Ruislip

And any alternatives to listening to people talking about Love Island?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch friends. Oh wait that TV show is shite

I can honesty say I’ve never watched friends I hate canned laughter

Not a fan of the Big Bang Theory then?"

Need to get back into that. What's her face has a nice rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And any alternatives to listening to people talking about Love Island?"

Reddit. Make friends with old people. Just don’t use the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint drying? Grass growing? The kettle boiling?

All sounds pretty wonderful alternatives.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"And any alternatives to listening to people talking about Love Island?

Reddit. Make friends with old people. Just don’t use the internet.

Ahh reddit, that old chestnut. Soooo much porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might as well tell you if you don’t know to tune in to tonight’s show as Gemma’s ex is coming in and she hasn’t as yet told anyone that she’s Michael Owens daughter….. so tonight’s could be good, I’m sure we will all secretly be watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how people feel the need to protest to hating this show, typing stuff while sipping from their love island water bottles

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Why dont you....

Just switch of your television set and go out and do something less boring instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And any alternatives to listening to people talking about Love Island?

Reddit. Make friends with old people. Just don’t use the internet.

Ahh reddit, that old chestnut. Soooo much porn

I’ve only used it for worse- threads about real housewives tv shows

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By *ifer67Man
over a year ago

markinch

Stapling your bollocks to the floor would be better than watching that shoite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how people feel the need to protest to hating this show, typing stuff while sipping from their love island water bottles

The water tastes better out of those bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why dont you....

Just switch of your television set and go out and do something less boring instead..."

At that time of night!?

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Root canal work without anaesthetic or love island?

Let me think. OK! Root canal has it.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Why dont you....

Just switch of your television set and go out and do something less boring instead...

At that time of night!?"

To be fair, I have no idea what time its on, not my kinda show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why dont you....

Just switch of your television set and go out and do something less boring instead...

At that time of night!?"

A bit of garden action in the twilight is always a great option

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Actually so far is pretty boring. I'll give it one more week.

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd rather go cut the grass with a pair of nail scissors blade by blade. Or wash the car using a tooth brush....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sawing my leg off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything considered from

Watching paint dry to

Boiling your head in a vat of acid...."

I like to stick pins in my eyes then pour in vinegar, lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

have a life or a dump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love how people feel the need to protest to hating this show, typing stuff while sipping from their love island water bottles

Boo you, beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a great film on BBC4 last night - Tove.

It’s about the Finnish artist who invented the Moomins and about her life as a liberated bi sexual woman during the 20th century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try smoking. Oh wait smoking kills

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By *orkiebar51Man
over a year ago

Keighley

The test card

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'd rather dive in shark infested waters with a paper cut on my big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch rust form

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

id rather count every grain of sand in the sahara desert,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id rather count every grain of sand in the sahara desert,,"

Treat yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sellotaped naked to noel Edmunds without a beard guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slamming your genitals in a drawer filled with broken glass.

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