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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is now open

Do you need that feeling of warmth, security and comfort even if you're a big burly geezer?

Our non exclusive snuggle facility is now open 24hours a day with new features

The world's biggest duvet

Hot chocolate and marshmallows

A lovely fluffy cat or cute little doggie depending on pet preferences

Extensive collection of feel good movies ranging from The Wizard of Oz to The Big Lebrowski

All welcome regardless of gender, sexuality, race or income bracket

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could I come please? But can I have a big dog to use as part pillow, part snuggle bud and part tissue for the leaky eyeballs?

And human snuggles.

I'm sorry I'm being demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I come please? But can I have a big dog to use as part pillow, part snuggle bud and part tissue for the leaky eyeballs?

And human snuggles.

I'm sorry I'm being demanding "

Come in and welcome. The big doggie will be here in just a tick to meet your need for unconditional canine affection

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Add a pillow fort and I'm in! A day of doing nothing and snuggles is much needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle

Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Add a pillow fort and I'm in! A day of doing nothing and snuggles is much needed "

The pillow fort comes as standard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle

Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own? "

Vegan marshmallows are available of course

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I might get a semi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might get a semi "

As long as it stays under the duvet and doesn't interfere with others enjoyment of pure snuggles the facility guidelines allow for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might get a semi "

As a perfectly normal body function, I vote that an erection or a semi is allowed, but please dont try and stick it down my throat or start geinding me when I am trying to enjoy feeling safe and snuggly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might get a semi

As long as it stays under the duvet and doesn't interfere with others enjoyment of pure snuggles the facility guidelines allow for that "

Yay!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Cheers OP, this pleases me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle

Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own? "

Alas, gelatine is necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds absolutely beautiful

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

This sounds amazing, I am totally i for a snuggle party today x

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By *XSnoopy72XXMan
over a year ago

lots of places

I've been widower for nearly ten years miss a good cuddle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A cuddle would be wonderful today, I woke up with a terrible headache can I also have a few smoochy snogs thrown in too please…. ohhh and a little fluffy dachshund for when I need something furry to pet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cuddle would be wonderful today, I woke up with a terrible headache can I also have a few smoochy snogs thrown in too please…. ohhh and a little fluffy dachshund for when I need something furry to pet "

Anything for you Sandy me dear!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oooh yes please! Room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh yes please! Room for a little one? "

Always room for a little one! Budge up everybody!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell."

Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd love to join a snuggle puddle this afternoon. All curled up over each other like a basket full of kittens - bliss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa"

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to join a snuggle puddle this afternoon. All curled up over each other like a basket full of kittens - bliss!"

Well you've come to the right place! Grab a pillow, they're by the door!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? "

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea "

You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

"

Get ready to catch him! Incoming!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

"

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

"

Hopefully naked. I'm ready to catch you if so.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea

You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? "

I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed "

I smush with love!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Hopefully naked. I'm ready to catch you if so."

I smush with nudity also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea

You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?

I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea "

We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...

In fact it's my middle name,

Definitely "Bickies" Dingox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love! "

That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea

You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?

I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea

We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...

In fact it's my middle name,

Definitely "Bickies" Dingox

"

Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love! "

Well in that case

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Is now open

Do you need that feeling of warmth, security and comfort even if you're a big burly geezer?

Our non exclusive snuggle facility is now open 24hours a day with new features

The world's biggest duvet

Hot chocolate and marshmallows

A lovely fluffy cat or cute little doggie depending on pet preferences

Extensive collection of feel good movies ranging from The Wizard of Oz to The Big Lebrowski

All welcome regardless of gender, sexuality, race or income bracket "

This is just want I need.

Big snuggles please.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love!

That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! "

I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.

I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea

You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?

I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea

We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...

In fact it's my middle name,

Definitely "Bickies" Dingox

Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh "

They're called garibaldis!

And you definitely look like a good cwtcher!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love!

That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!

I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.

I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.

"

Nah he just likes to think he's posh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa

I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail?

Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea

You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all?

I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea

We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD...

In fact it's my middle name,

Definitely "Bickies" Dingox

Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh

They're called garibaldis!

And you definitely look like a good cwtcher! "

Got good air bags for it

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love!

That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!

I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.

I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.

Nah he just likes to think he's posh "

...honestly, I don't think he's got the rack for that clai--

Oh wait you meant like status, ohhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love!

That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!

I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.

I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.

"

The GNSD has been around for a while but only recently become active again! There's a cheeseboard in the fridge just for you, with grapes and everything!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The world's biggest duvet, you say...

I am cannonballing into these snuggles.

Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed

I smush with love!

That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love!

I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official.

I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known.

Nah he just likes to think he's posh

...honestly, I don't think he's got the rack for that clai--

Oh wait you meant like status, ohhh."

No I don't think he does for that kind of posh

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Happy to be big spoon for anyone that needs a huggle

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Oh I would love to snuggle in and get and give allll the cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All welcome! Come in and get comfy all you lovely huggy snugglers!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.

Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier! "

I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m here for the cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.

Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier!

I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one."

There's no covid in the GNSD, it's a magical place!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m here for the cheese "

Promise not to get Jacobs cracker crumbs under the duvet is all we ask!

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

This sounds simply divine- but I'd have to bring the 3 dogs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds simply divine- but I'd have to bring the 3 dogs!"

All our canine chums are welcome in the GNSD! There's an old towel in the porch if they have muddy little paws!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I’m here for the cheese

Promise not to get Jacobs cracker crumbs under the duvet is all we ask! "

I’m hardcore, I eat it without crackers

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell.

Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier!

I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one.

There's no covid in the GNSD, it's a magical place! "

Do I tap my heels three times to get there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m here for the cheese

Promise not to get Jacobs cracker crumbs under the duvet is all we ask!

I’m hardcore, I eat it without crackers "

Tuck in then me dear! Grape?

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