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"Could I come please? But can I have a big dog to use as part pillow, part snuggle bud and part tissue for the leaky eyeballs? And human snuggles. I'm sorry I'm being demanding " Come in and welcome. The big doggie will be here in just a tick to meet your need for unconditional canine affection | |||
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"Add a pillow fort and I'm in! A day of doing nothing and snuggles is much needed " The pillow fort comes as standard! | |||
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"Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own? " Vegan marshmallows are available of course | |||
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"I might get a semi " As long as it stays under the duvet and doesn't interfere with others enjoyment of pure snuggles the facility guidelines allow for that | |||
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"I might get a semi " As a perfectly normal body function, I vote that an erection or a semi is allowed, but please dont try and stick it down my throat or start geinding me when I am trying to enjoy feeling safe and snuggly. | |||
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"I might get a semi As long as it stays under the duvet and doesn't interfere with others enjoyment of pure snuggles the facility guidelines allow for that " Yay! | |||
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"Yaaay! Clear a space, Im coming in for snuggles!! Can I snuggle with 5 people at the same time please? I want a massive cuddle puddle Ps. Will there be vegetarian marshmallows, or should I bring my own? " Alas, gelatine is necessary | |||
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"A cuddle would be wonderful today, I woke up with a terrible headache can I also have a few smoochy snogs thrown in too please…. ohhh and a little fluffy dachshund for when I need something furry to pet " Anything for you Sandy me dear! | |||
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"Oooh yes please! Room for a little one? " Always room for a little one! Budge up everybody! | |||
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell." Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier! | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa" I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? | |||
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"I'd love to join a snuggle puddle this afternoon. All curled up over each other like a basket full of kittens - bliss!" Well you've come to the right place! Grab a pillow, they're by the door! | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? " Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea " You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. " Get ready to catch him! Incoming! | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. " Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. " Hopefully naked. I'm ready to catch you if so. | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? " I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed " I smush with love! | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Hopefully naked. I'm ready to catch you if so." I smush with nudity also. | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea " We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD... In fact it's my middle name, Definitely "Bickies" Dingox | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! " That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD... In fact it's my middle name, Definitely "Bickies" Dingox " Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! " Well in that case | |||
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"Is now open Do you need that feeling of warmth, security and comfort even if you're a big burly geezer? Our non exclusive snuggle facility is now open 24hours a day with new features The world's biggest duvet Hot chocolate and marshmallows A lovely fluffy cat or cute little doggie depending on pet preferences Extensive collection of feel good movies ranging from The Wizard of Oz to The Big Lebrowski All welcome regardless of gender, sexuality, race or income bracket " This is just want I need. Big snuggles please. | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! " I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official. I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known. | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD... In fact it's my middle name, Definitely "Bickies" Dingox Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh " They're called garibaldis! And you definitely look like a good cwtcher! | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official. I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known. " Nah he just likes to think he's posh | |||
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"Is there tea? I really need a cuppa I'm sure that can be arranged me dear! Earl Grey, darjeeling or British rail? Early Grey isn't tea yuk, Assam tea is my favourite tea You're an awkward bugger Frida! Lucky for you I saw a box of Assam in the kitchen cupboard! I'll put the kettle on. Spose you want bickies n'all? I know I'm a right royal pain in the arse. Which bickies you got? Better not be rich tea We can get hold of any bicky you want in the GNSD... In fact it's my middle name, Definitely "Bickies" Dingox Landed, dead fly biscuits please yum. And I'll give anyone a cwtsh They're called garibaldis! And you definitely look like a good cwtcher! " Got good air bags for it | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official. I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known. Nah he just likes to think he's posh " ...honestly, I don't think he's got the rack for that clai-- Oh wait you meant like status, ohhh. | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official. I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known. " The GNSD has been around for a while but only recently become active again! There's a cheeseboard in the fridge just for you, with grapes and everything! | |||
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"The world's biggest duvet, you say... I am cannonballing into these snuggles. Quickly scoots out if the way to avoid being smushed I smush with love! That's what we thrive on in the GNSD. It's all about the smush love! I didn't know you had a cool acronym too, that's very official. I would have brought a selection of cheeses or maybe cookies had I known. Nah he just likes to think he's posh ...honestly, I don't think he's got the rack for that clai-- Oh wait you meant like status, ohhh." No I don't think he does for that kind of posh | |||
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell. Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier! " I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one. | |||
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell. Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier! I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one." There's no covid in the GNSD, it's a magical place! | |||
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"I’m here for the cheese " Promise not to get Jacobs cracker crumbs under the duvet is all we ask! | |||
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"This sounds simply divine- but I'd have to bring the 3 dogs!" All our canine chums are welcome in the GNSD! There's an old towel in the porch if they have muddy little paws! | |||
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"I’m here for the cheese Promise not to get Jacobs cracker crumbs under the duvet is all we ask! " I’m hardcore, I eat it without crackers | |||
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"I will watch forlornly by the door wearing my leper bell. Don't be silly! Come in and have a snuggle! Bring your bell, the more the merrier! I'll give you all COVID. At best I'll cough and splutter all over you. But I'll catch the next one. There's no covid in the GNSD, it's a magical place! " Do I tap my heels three times to get there? | |||
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"I’m here for the cheese Promise not to get Jacobs cracker crumbs under the duvet is all we ask! I’m hardcore, I eat it without crackers " Tuck in then me dear! Grape? | |||
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