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It didn’t do what it said on the tin

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

On my third no kink hose.

It’s kinkier than Frank Bough!

What have you bought that didn’t work like it should have?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

You went back more than twice for a known shoddy buy?

I have a bluetooth water jet for sale...

C

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Paracetamol, it just never seems to cut the mustard sadly

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"You went back more than twice for a known shoddy buy?

I have a bluetooth water jet for sale...

C"

Different brand..

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Paracetamol, it just never seems to cut the mustard sadly"

I believe a knife might be called for…

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cottage pie. No way are there any cottages in there...

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Cottage pie. No way are there any cottages in there..."

Err….

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Cottage pie. No way are there any cottages in there..."

Shepard's pie on the other hand, totally believable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cottage pie. No way are there any cottages in there..."

Same with a Sheppard's Pie unless you buy it from Tesco

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Paracetamol, it just never seems to cut the mustard sadly

I believe a knife might be called for…"

Boom boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single coat paint. One coat??? Hahaha. Yeh right, if you want it to look sh*t

I used that ‘once’ stuff, and they got the name right for one thing, I’ll never use it again!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Red Bull doesn't give you wings

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I bought an inflatable leg support pillow.

They got it half right. It is inflatable. Over and over and over again.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"On my third no kink hose.

It’s kinkier than Frank Bough!

"

How many years have you been working on this joke ?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Cottage pie. No way are there any cottages in there...

Same with a Sheppard's Pie unless you buy it from Tesco"

Is that because its Shergar pie

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Toad in the hole

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There are no fairies in my liquid

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hamburgers, there ain't no ham in them

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"On my third no kink hose.

It’s kinkier than Frank Bough!

How many years have you been working on this joke ?"

Since half time..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hamburgers, there ain't no ham in them "

I honestly thought they were made of pork !

So what is the difference between a hamburger and a beef burger ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Caesar salad does not contain a Roman Emperor in it......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Caesar salad does not contain a Roman Emperor in it......

"

It has Romaine lettuce !

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Hamburgers, there ain't no ham in them

I honestly thought they were made of pork !

So what is the difference between a hamburger and a beef burger ?"

Hamburger as in Hamburg though no direct connection to the city. If it’s got cheese on the beef then it’s a cheeseburger…

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Paracetamol, it just never seems to cut the mustard sadly"

None of the big three do much for me.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

There are no pork pies in a pork pie hat!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"There are no pork pies in a pork pie hat!"

Or baseballs in a baseball cap

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tap shoes don't provide water

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

No penguin pops out of a penguin bar....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can still see my bottle of Vanish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Nor a Lion from a Lion bar......

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