FabSwingers.com forum: First thing on your mind when u wake up

By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

So what was it this morning...other than sex

Just curious what people wake up thinking about

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you when I wake up later after I've been to sleep

Already know the answer though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back to sleep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be thinking about climbing back into bed lol

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By *ittle Minx 73Woman
over a year ago

South Suffolk

How warm it was in bed when I had to get out into the cold :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast...unless i was luing beside the mrs part of you two...mmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee!

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Was shit am I late for work? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going back to sleep lol"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing I thought of was "god my tooth still hurts". Had a root canal done on Monday. Still in pain now. Think I'll be going back to the dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other s word never far from a womans mind. Shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punching the random eejit that just foned giving me abuse about some jacket and whom i have never even met

grrrrrrr

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Can I call in dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(In order)

Need a piss, what day is it? Yey, I'm not working, hmmm wonder what new posts are on Fab Forum. Still need a piss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning it was shall I just head to Livingston shopping or will I go to Glasgow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna be soppy and say someone special x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my sexy posts on here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

coffee.....

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By *evin2013Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Woke up with morning glory so there is only 1 thing on my mind!!!ha! Other than sex though? Would have to be "my bed is so comfy, wonder if I can get away with lying in it all day!!!"

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This morning it was 'who forgot to reset the alarm ...

points accusing finger at the mirror.... Pillock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is our little dog this morning, started vomiting last night, vets today,

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have to remember to buy razors... I bet I forget!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up with two thoughts on my mind , 1 , hope the Range Rover passes its MOT after having some welding done , and 2, what shall we do for our impending silver wedding anniversary ( you can tell the male half of the couple by the order of my train of thoughts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I was up at 6am just as I am any morning. First thing I did was to put kettle on for cuppa tea then did washing up from last nights takeaway that our son and his girlfriend bought round

Kate wont get up till 10 ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today it was 7.30 when I woke and my first thought was, "Ah, what a fantastic sleep." I was up at 3.30am to feed the baby and Siren let me lay in rather than wake me at 6am like she usually does if she's been up all night with the baby.

Can't wait for this baby no likey no sleepy bit to be over tbh. And nappies. I live for the day we never buy another packet of the sodding things. You could say, I dream of the day. See what I did there. Brought it right back to sleeping lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and a fag

A woman after my own heart. That's exactly what I do every morning.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

1st thing "Cuppa"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and a fag

A woman after my own heart. That's exactly what I do every morning.

Been awake since before 7, on 4th cuppa and about the same cigarettes

I was awake again in the night but thankfully no nappies here, don't envy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning was get my hands on evi

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

This morning I woke at 5am from a nightmare that my little one was dead..first thing I thought was must go and check on him. Next thought was need a restorative cup of tea. Other mornings my first thoughts are of a special friend who I miss.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

It can't be the right time, it's still dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning it was thoughts of what last minute jobs I still have to do. I have someone _iewing the house this morning

...I'm wondering wether to be honest about the leaky shower? or maybe wait and see if she bothers with a second _iewing and tell her then?

When I moved in here there were loads of rhings wrong with it that the seller hadn't told me

I hate to do that to someone else...but obviously don't want to scare her away instantly either.

eeeeh, what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning it was thoughts of what last minute jobs I still have to do. I have someone _iewing the house this morning

...I'm wondering wether to be honest about the leaky shower? or maybe wait and see if she bothers with a second _iewing and tell her then?

When I moved in here there were loads of rhings wrong with it that the seller hadn't told me

I hate to do that to someone else...but obviously don't want to scare her away instantly either.

eeeeh, what to do

Get a quote for fixing the shower.... Fess up, and be prepared to offer to take the amount off the asking price if they really want you too.... It may only be a few pounds.... But it could inspire them with your honesty...

Good luck...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah it was lovely this morning. When I woke my first thought was its Friday, one more work day til the weenend, then I realised no it wasn't and I can stay in bed, yippeee, and I still am in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning it was thoughts of what last minute jobs I still have to do. I have someone _iewing the house this morning

...I'm wondering wether to be honest about the leaky shower? or maybe wait and see if she bothers with a second _iewing and tell her then?

When I moved in here there were loads of rhings wrong with it that the seller hadn't told me

I hate to do that to someone else...but obviously don't want to scare her away instantly either.

eeeeh, what to do

Good luck...

That was pretty much my way of thinking.. but I may wait to see if she asks for a second _iew...thinking about it, at least then I'll know if it was me who put her off or if she just saw something better

Thanks for the advice Euro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up wishing my cats would stop howling outside my door to be fed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

Did you wake up still wearing the sash and tiara?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I thought, "bloodyhell its dark" all the electric was off which meant the heating hadn't come on, it was 3am and had to get ready in the dark an guess what ,sod's law jumped in and just as I was leaving the power came back on ......Grrrrr @#*#!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

Did you wake up still wearing the sash and tiara?

Nahhhh.... there's some fella asleep in the bath wearing those

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's invariably "how much longer can I stay here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointed because that dream with Daniel Craig wasn't real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning?

Why did I stay up til 3.30am when I had to be at work at 6?

After 2 coffees and a cig it was then just flashbacks of last night!

Now finished work and if I didn't have to check out of the hotel my next thought would be "God this bed is comfy" - rather than "I wonder how many sodding caravans and tractors i'll get stuck behind today?"

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

Did you wake up still wearing the sash and tiara?

Nahhhh.... there's some fella asleep in the bath wearing those

......

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lol fantastic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This morning?

Why did I stay up til 3.30am when I had to be at work at 6?

After 2 coffees and a cig it was then just flashbacks of last night!

Self inflicted....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"This morning was get my hands on evi

That's spooky cos my first thought was of your hands on my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

Did you wake up still wearing the sash and tiara?

Nahhhh.... there's some fella asleep in the bath wearing those

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Blimey... I won't ask about the septre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today it was oooo my bladder hurts I need a wee, then back to bed to check out the forums and txt my friends

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Today it was oooo my bladder hurts I need a wee, then back to bed to check out the forums and txt my friends

What you have friends??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

Did you wake up still wearing the sash and tiara?

Nahhhh.... there's some fella asleep in the bath wearing those

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Blimey... I won't ask about the septre

That'll be parked in a 3rd place winner's sphincter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first thought.....how great it is to be a winner

Did you wake up still wearing the sash and tiara?

Nahhhh.... there's some fella asleep in the bath wearing those

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Blimey... I won't ask about the septre

That'll be parked in a 3rd place winner's sphincter.

phew! am suddenly relieved to be a loser

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

sex and more sex nothing better, lol then tea and toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big healthy poo and a nice cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to stop messaging people when Im d*unk!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

having a wee, havin a fag and drink and come back to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my first thought....where am i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big mug of Yorkshire tea, followed by a second big mug of Yorkshire tea lol... Now got the sauasges cooking, rolls at the ready and chopped toms lol mmmm

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By *c69funCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Was wondering how my partner enjoyed her meet last night, I'm away with work and she'd arranged a meet with a guy we'd met before for some good hard sex, turns out it went well and have just listened to a recording of it, mmmm very horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's looked at us (profile) while we've been sleeping lol. Site Supporter privileges are good

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By *enuineplayers plus 1Couple
over a year ago

newport

"Who's looked at us (profile) while we've been sleeping lol. Site Supporter privileges are good

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wishing we had invited our friends round last night

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How to shut the sodding cat up! It's getting earlier every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woke up with two thoughts on my mind , 1 , hope the Range Rover passes its MOT after having some welding done , and 2, what shall we do for our impending silver wedding anniversary ( you can tell the male half of the couple by the order of my train of thoughts) "

It passed, now what was that other thing ?.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hoping to gods the paps aren't still camped on my doorstep

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I really need to stop messaging people when Im d*unk!

There is a plus point to messaging people when your d*unk. Half the time they won't have a clue what your on about anyway lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hoping to gods the paps aren't still camped on my doorstep

Did you go stealing burgers on your beer fuelled wander home last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it was too early and wanted to go back to bed, not getting up at 4.30 for work

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hoping to gods the paps aren't still camped on my doorstep

Did you go stealing burgers on your beer fuelled wander home last night?"

Nope, curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a fry up on a Saturday so that was my first thought.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

The huge vibe my fuck buddy left behind at 3am this morning - it was the first thing I saw on the bedroom floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing this morning was why is one of our kids a) covered in chocolate and b) wondering where he got the flake bar from ...... Soon found out two of them had sneaked downstairs found the selection boxes bought for Christmas and now we don't have any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to stop messaging people when Im d*unk!

There is a plus point to messaging people when your d*unk. Half the time they won't have a clue what your on about anyway lol"

Haha so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First thing this morning was why is one of our kids a) covered in chocolate and b) wondering where he got the flake bar from ...... Soon found out two of them had sneaked downstairs found the selection boxes bought for Christmas and now we don't have any! "

Some friends of ours woke up after a Sunday lie in to find their kids painting the landing.

Downstairs they found that the little darlings had also painted the hallway,front room, sofa and chairs and even the dog...Aw bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some friends of ours woke up after a Sunday lie in to find their kids painting the landing.

Downstairs they found that the little darlings had also painted the hallway,front room, sofa and chairs and even the dog...Aw bless."

We've had the little angels paint the stairs with mascara before but not that bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to shut the sodding cat up! It's getting earlier every day. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first thing on my mind every morning when i wake up is always...god i need a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first thing on my mind every morning when i wake up is always...god i need a pee

And when it's not, you know it's finally time for TenaLady.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first thing on my mind every morning when i wake up is always...god i need a pee

And when it's not, you know it's finally time for TenaLady.....

not be long now lol

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Work.....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when I open my eyes, I fucking hope i don't see a wooden lid and smell smoke

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

My kid... She was literally laying on my face when i was woken by her giggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i open my eyes i usually want to go back to sleep

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

what a beautiful flat ..in a beautiful location in central london

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