FabSwingers.com forum: A little dirty talk

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm Matt, 47, UK. Tall, dark, handsome... at least in a flattering light.

Looking for a smart, sassy woman who'd like to indulge in a little dirty talk over voice this Saturday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mud"... a little dirty talk for you

Jokes aside good luck with your search

NBVN x

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By *ayjay199xMan
over a year ago

london

Dirty talk, sticky plates, litter trays, old bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a middle aged chubby guy who can put on a convincing -

If slightly deep - female voice, and will happily masquerade as a sassy female, but whilst always going on about how much she loves anal ?

Do let me know if you get a better offer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam I fail on the smart bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha, well it made me smile, although not the kind of smile I was hoping for tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink milk form the carton and put it back in the fridge I am filthy

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By *ascal1475Man
over a year ago

york

I don’t mind a bit of dirty talk if any ladies wanna dm me?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah well, for one night only I'll accept smartish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drink milk form the carton and put it back in the fridge I am filthy

Dead dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uncooth rather than filthy I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Mud"... a little dirty talk for you

Jokes aside good luck with your search

NBVN x

Sorry couldn’t resist when I see the comment

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NC4bc0OFvwk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I fail on the smart bit."

Are you really sassy though?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Muddy Wellingtons and a dirty teenagers room. All said in a mix of Joanna Lumley, Nigella Lawson, type of heavy breathing voice.

If that don't work.. I'm no use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drink milk form the carton and put it back in the fridge I am filthy

Dead dirty "

Yip ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nigella Lawson could read anything and it would have me creaming my pjs.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Uncooth rather than filthy I'd say. "

Uncooth you do know this is fab ?that word has no place here no offence intended!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't get the memo.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"I didn't get the memo. "

Make sure you get added to mailing list buddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well everyone here got the memo about the same dirty talk = unemptied bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk dark and handsome is the funniest description I’ve ever come across. I was an adult when I learned dark wasn’t referring to skin colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Mud"... a little dirty talk for you

Jokes aside good luck with your search

NBVN x

Sorry couldn’t resist when I see the comment

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NC4bc0OFvwk"

You dirty lady you

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Says the man called magic pickle.... which I admit is also funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Mud"... a little dirty talk for you

Jokes aside good luck with your search

NBVN x

Sorry couldn’t resist when I see the comment

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NC4bc0OFvwk

You dirty lady you

NBVN x"

Ha ha aww thanks I couldn’t resist ha ha

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