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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.

If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"

It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cannot assume that they will use the same units of measurement as us, and so I’d be worried they might say say and use their advanced technology to get here real quick and probe my anus. Be careful what you joke about…

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“Calling occupants of interplanetary craft…..”

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Going by the time frames of humans likely to destroy ourselves, is there much point? We'll long have ceased to exist, by the time signals get there.

If they can decode the signals, we should just use them for learning about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently."

Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.

Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?"

I bet he could....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

What if they’re saying “you guys are fucked, we’re going to blow you all to smithereens?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.

Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?"

Probably but the message would probably be about bendy cutlery and him telling them he was friends with Michael Jackson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Do yourselves a favour. Turn round and go home, it’s shit here”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if they’re saying “you guys are fucked, we’re going to blow you all to smithereens?”"

The joke will be on them. By the time they can do anything, the sun would have burnt us already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going by the time frames of humans likely to destroy ourselves, is there much point? We'll long have ceased to exist, by the time signals get there.

If they can decode the signals, we should just use them for learning about them. "

That's true. It's still nice if there is another species that knows that humans existed here.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wonder if Amazon deliver there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ask ‘did you build the pyramids then?’

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently."

Sounds like the most useless piece of information ever discovered.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

jodrell bank picked up strange signals from fabswingers...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.

If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"

It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years."

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

jodrell bank did pick signals up in deep space. in 1960 something the they couldnt explain,, trust me they are out there and on here,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently."

You are fun at parties. Aren't you?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"jodrell bank did pick signals up in deep space. in 1960 something the they couldnt explain,, trust me they are out there and on here,,"

Wouldn't be surprised at all if those fuckers are on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.

If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"

It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years."

If I sent them a message they’d probably block me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd just delete it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like they have never seen any alien based movie science needs a slap some days

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you think they are coming to stock up on sachets of Smash instant potato ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.

Could Uri Geller send them a message via telepathy ?"

Possibly but they may not be capable of understanding his teachings..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Roughly the same distance away as the women I get on with

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"They'd just delete it.

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It works just sit there instead for 3 billion years, like the rest of my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any message we send back would take 3 billion years to reach them and require a transmitter more powerful than anything we could possibly build currently.

You are fun at parties. Aren't you?"

Nope, I'm the last person you'd want to invite to a party.

I'll drink too much whiskey and pass out in a plant pot somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My signal would be

'Am hungry, if you know about Pizza then bring Pizza'

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

Mysterious radio signals are always being discovered by radio telescopes. Pretty much all of them have eventually been explained by natural phenomena.

That said if it's 3 billion light-years away, that signal was sent when life was only just getting started on Earth. If it came from an advanced alien civilization then the chances of it being around are very slim. For context, the oldest human civilization is only around 10,000 years old.

If they are still around to receive messages I'd ask them if they have tentacles and what their thoughts are on tentacle porn. Would they be up for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They'd just delete it.

"

How rude of them???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think they are coming to stock up on sachets of Smash instant potato ?"

Maybe some jaffa caked too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mysterious radio signals are always being discovered by radio telescopes. Pretty much all of them have eventually been explained by natural phenomena.

That said if it's 3 billion light-years away, that signal was sent when life was only just getting started on Earth. If it came from an advanced alien civilization then the chances of it being around are very slim. For context, the oldest human civilization is only around 10,000 years old.

If they are still around to receive messages I'd ask them if they have tentacles and what their thoughts are on tentacle porn. Would they be up for it! "

We should definitely send them some samples of tentacle porn too. I hope they don't get offended.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

3 billion light years "ago"?

Whatever they are, the source is no longer anywhere near where it was. There is no point replying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well lets hope there's intelligent life out there.

There's bugger all down here on earth.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

News just in.... Scientists at NASA have deciphered the first part of the message it reads "Have you been involved in an accident that was not your fault? ..." The rest is being deciphered as we speak.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Play the spice girls greatest hits for them .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"News just in.... Scientists at NASA have deciphered the first part of the message it reads "Have you been involved in an accident that was not your fault? ..." The rest is being deciphered as we speak."

Not sure how bank tranfers work across galaxies. But food for thought.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"3 billion light years "ago"?

Whatever they are, the source is no longer anywhere near where it was. There is no point replying"

Postage would be expensive

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"News just in.... Scientists at NASA have deciphered the first part of the message it reads "Have you been involved in an accident that was not your fault? ..." The rest is being deciphered as we speak."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard that it’s been decoded, and it actually says “have you been mis-sold PPI?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's in the news that scientists have detected mysterious radio signals from a galaxy 3 billion light years ago.

If they are aliens, what should be our first message to them? I suggest sending a dick picture in poor lighting with a message "Want to fuck tonight?"

It will be ironical because we obviously can't fuck tonight as they will receive it only after three billion years."

Done fellas’ have to wait longer for a message

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mork calling Orson come in Orson....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Or

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Or

Incoming message from the big giant head.

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