FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies! I have done some research...

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

I've replied to all the unsolicited dick pics in my inbox (for which I'm blaming PondJamesPond's pretty penises thread earlier) by sending a dick pic. I figured it would be fun, else why would people do it.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What sort of a cock pic did you send?

Was it a penis, a male chicken or perhaps our prime minister?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

We need a clapping emoji

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

You used to like dick pics posh!! You’ve changed

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

I never got a dick pic off you! I’ll block you anyway

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

Can I please pinch this?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What sort of a cock pic did you send?

Was it a penis, a male chicken or perhaps our prime minister?

Oh it was a penis

One that made me go

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We need a clapping emoji

*curtsies*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaaaaaa

Been considering starting a "How to talk to women" thread. There is a huge societal issue.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You used to like dick pics posh!! You’ve changed

I do like them! When I request them though!

(Not a request right now)

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

I used to send Richard Nixon. As a bisexual man, I must get 2% the dick pics that living, breathing women of any orientation get daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

I never got a dick pic off you! I’ll block you anyway

61%

I'm good at this

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

Can I please pinch this?

Absolutely!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"You used to like dick pics posh!! You’ve changed

I do like them! When I request them though!

(Not a request right now)"

Yea good point. And don’t worry mines hibernating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not guilty, Your Honour

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Waaaaaaaa

Been considering starting a "How to talk to women" thread. There is a huge societal issue..... "

Ooh... I need that. Women are hard to talk to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real question, is whose penis picture did you use and did you have consent…

(Also where’s mine?)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I used to send Richard Nixon. As a bisexual man, I must get 2% the dick pics that living, breathing women of any orientation get daily. "

I don't usually get many messages... today was a bit excitable.

My dick pic is way worse than Nixon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Genius

Thank you

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

What a shock that men who send unsolicited dick pics don’t seem to like receiving unsolicited dick pics back, that’s just weird!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You used to like dick pics posh!! You’ve changed

I do like them! When I request them though!

(Not a request right now)

Yea good point. And don’t worry mines hibernating

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know was it the deodorant can or toilet bowl

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not guilty, Your Honour

I sent a far worse one than the one I sent you

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I appreciate the one you sent me

You do have a mighty fine penis btw!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The real question, is whose penis picture did you use and did you have consent…

(Also where’s mine?)"

I may have just taken it from Google...

And jeez. I didn't think there would be requests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not guilty, Your Honour

I sent a far worse one than the one I sent you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What a shock that men who send unsolicited dick pics don’t seem to like receiving unsolicited dick pics back, that’s just weird!

I know! I was baffled.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What I want to know was it the deodorant can or toilet bowl "

Neither. This was a special one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want to know was it the deodorant can or toilet bowl

Neither. This was a special one

Ooo well as that’s the normal when it comes to them ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The penis

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Huh?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I appreciate the one you sent me

You do have a mighty fine penis btw!!

I saved that one just for you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh

The penis

I won't scar you with the one I sent out. No one needs that in their life

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Huh?"

I didn't explain well enough?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ha ha Brilliant! Well done, thanks for your valuable contribution to Fab life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The real question, is whose penis picture did you use and did you have consent…

(Also where’s mine?)

I may have just taken it from Google...

And jeez. I didn't think there would be requests!"

If there’s one thing a guy wants, it’s what the other guy has, even if the other guy doesn’t appreciate it…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ha ha Brilliant! Well done, thanks for your valuable contribution to Fab life."

I thank you *bows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh

The penis

I won't scar you with the one I sent out. No one needs that in their life"

I’m just starting my love affair with them again, so please don’t

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh

The penis

I won't scar you with the one I sent out. No one needs that in their life

I’m just starting my love affair with them again, so please don’t

I wouldn't want you to be scarred my darling

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I appreciate the one you sent me

You do have a mighty fine penis btw!!

I saved that one just for you

I will treasure it at the bottom of my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The real question, is whose penis picture did you use and did you have consent…

(Also where’s mine?)

I may have just taken it from Google...

And jeez. I didn't think there would be requests!

If there’s one thing a guy wants, it’s what the other guy has, even if the other guy doesn’t appreciate it…"

I warned you...

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Huh?

I didn't explain well enough?"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I appreciate the one you sent me

You do have a mighty fine penis btw!!

I saved that one just for you

I will treasure it at the bottom of my inbox

Any time

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

love this!"

This is what happens when I'm left alone and grumpy for too long

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Should have sent a blue waffle vagina pic and asked if they wanted to lick it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should have sent a blue waffle vagina pic and asked if they wanted to lick it."

Oooh. Research for next week!

Thanks Nanna!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Huh?

I didn't explain well enough?

No"

She got sent unsolicited dick pics and replied with a dick pic.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Should have sent a blue waffle vagina pic and asked if they wanted to lick it.

Oooh. Research for next week!

Thanks Nanna!

'swot nannas are for

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

Thank you so much for providing such a valuable service.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Huh?

I didn't explain well enough?

She got sent unsolicited dick pics and replied with a dick pic."

And used too many words to explain it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should have sent a blue waffle vagina pic and asked if they wanted to lick it.

Oooh. Research for next week!

Thanks Nanna!

'swot nannas are for

Weirdly... my nanna would probably have suggested that kind of thing too.

I miss her

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Should have sent a blue waffle vagina pic and asked if they wanted to lick it.

Oooh. Research for next week!

Thanks Nanna!

'swot nannas are for

Weirdly... my nanna would probably have suggested that kind of thing too.

I miss her

I probably would give my granddaughters the same advice

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Huh?

I didn't explain well enough?

She got sent unsolicited dick pics and replied with a dick pic."

I've missed the funny part

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know how I like to be helpful and everything, so I thought I'd test a theory on behalf of y'all. Cos I'm sweet like that.

The results of the research are obviously winging their way to the uni now... but I'm sharing them here too.

1. It's not that fun

2. Approximately 60% block rate

3. The men didn't like it much

You're welcome

Thank you so much for providing such a valuable service.

You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Huh?

I didn't explain well enough?

She got sent unsolicited dick pics and replied with a dick pic.

I've missed the funny part"

There wasn't one. It's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it over a toilet though?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Was it over a toilet though? "

Not so much.

Want to be traumatised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had my own penis to photograph and send out to some lucky recipients *big sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it over a toilet though?

Not so much.

Want to be traumatised?"

Oh god. OK yes

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