FabSwingers.com forum: It’s how you look at things really

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was in the car sat in traffic. Lovely sunny day. I glanced over at a bus stop and there was a poster for a new horror film. Looks really creepy! So I sat in the car staring at it. Then my focus changed and I realised right at the side of the poster there was a lass on her phone trying her best to pull her knickers out of her arse through her tight jeans. Like really trying to get up there and resolve the issue.

The look of distain the driver behind had for me was priceless

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm always pulling my pants out of my crack. I don't know why I don't just convert to thongs

Was there a moral of the story or were you inviting us to a film night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disdain for holding up the traffic, bad taste in films, or for staring at the woman having a rummage?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You gotta do what you gotta do.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Surely they must have been having a gawp at you and said rummager, to notice you gawping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disdain for holding up the traffic, bad taste in films, or for staring at the woman having a rummage?"

Disdain for seemingly looking at the woman having a rummage!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You owe me coffee.

Cos some just came out of my nose when I laughed.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The look of distain the driver behind had for me was priceless "

What made you turn right round to look at the driver behind you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had similar in Sainsbury's the other day, young mum in front, kid in one arm pulling her knickers out her arse, apologised for me seeing it and then said it's why she don't usually wear them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The look of distain the driver behind had for me was priceless

What made you turn right round to look at the driver behind you ?"

I think most cars have a rear view mirror these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once while walking to work along the Thames I saw a woman walk off from where she had been sat and leave her bag behind. When I realised she hadn’t noticed I ran to it, snatched it up and tan to catch her up and give it back. Depending which bits you paid attention to as a bystander, I was either theiving scum or a really kind and helpful guy. If I’d paid more attention myself maybe I’d have seen someone trying to de-wedge themselves too, but alas I did not, and did not

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The look of distain the driver behind had for me was priceless

What made you turn right round to look at the driver behind you ?

I think most cars have a rear view mirror these days "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You owe me coffee.

Cos some just came out of my nose when I laughed."

Somehow I doubt you have a shortage of Coffee

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You owe me coffee.

Cos some just came out of my nose when I laughed.

Somehow I doubt you have a shortage of Coffee

Shh... I'm trying to get a date here ffs

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