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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

2 million please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mil please

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

2mil, you could make it 5mil and dinner with jay z or just 5mil I'd still take the 5mil and miss the dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they paying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boooooooo you guys.

Booooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have 1 million and dinner with Jay from The Inbetweeners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million and dinner with Jay from The Inbetweeners?"

Yes. He’d probably lie and say he’s a billionaire so go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million and dinner with Jay from The Inbetweeners?

Yes. He’d probably lie and say he’s a billionaire so go on then

Money. Completed it mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the money I'll just have dinner with Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million and dinner with Jay from The Inbetweeners?

Yes. He’d probably lie and say he’s a billionaire so go on then

Money. Completed it mate."

He defeated the love child of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos on the final level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million and dinner with Jay from The Inbetweeners?

Yes. He’d probably lie and say he’s a billionaire so go on then

Money. Completed it mate.

He defeated the love child of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos on the final level. "

I did understand the reference by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park! "

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million and dinner with Jay from The Inbetweeners?

Yes. He’d probably lie and say he’s a billionaire so go on then

Money. Completed it mate.

He defeated the love child of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos on the final level. "

I don’t even want to speculate on the name of this love child

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep the money I'll just have dinner with Ryan."

Reynolds?

Does this mean Blake is free that evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the money I'll just have dinner with Ryan."

Can I have the money? I’ll buy Chester FC. Then me and Ryan can become sworn enemies.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Why would I place such value on having dinner with jay z?

I’d rather have dinner with Victoria coren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the money I'll just have dinner with Ryan.

Reynolds?

Does this mean Blake is free that evening? "

And every evening after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have dinner with Z from men in black instead? I bet he's a right laugh!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Give me the money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

I’m tryna eat some kind of cake, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Why would I place such value on having dinner with jay z?

I’d rather have dinner with Victoria coren "

Is Victoria a billionaire? I have no idea who that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

I’m tryna eat some kind of cake, yes.

NO! Bring cake! OMG pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep the money I'll just have dinner with Ryan.

Reynolds?

Does this mean Blake is free that evening?

And every evening after. "

Then I’ll take the money and take Blake out to five guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have dinner with Z from men in black instead? I bet he's a right laugh!

Bet you 2 million quid he’s not even real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me the money. "

And dinner too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

I’m tryna eat some kind of cake, yes.

NO! Bring cake! OMG pickle.

Yes. You bring the cake. I’ll eat it? What’s wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jay could of brought a place in dumbo before it was dumbo so I’ll take take the full amount op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

I’m tryna eat some kind of cake, yes.

NO! Bring cake! OMG pickle.

Yes. You bring the cake. I’ll eat it? What’s wrong with that?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Give me the money.

And dinner too?

Gawd yes. Can I have a beer with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have dinner with Z from men in black instead? I bet he's a right laugh!

Bet you 2 million quid he’s not even real.

Secret identity innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have 1 million POUNDS and dinner with you Pickle?

Is that how much it will cost to persuade you to have dinner with me, Bertie

Yeesh already agreed to a day at the Sculpture Park!

I’m coming without a million quid. Hope to see you there still

I’m tryna eat some kind of cake, yes.

NO! Bring cake! OMG pickle.

Yes. You bring the cake. I’ll eat it? What’s wrong with that?

No deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jay could of brought a place in dumbo before it was dumbo so I’ll take take the full amount op "

This bar made me laugh.

But remember what B said?

‘My great great great grandchildren already rich. That’s a lot of Brown children on your Forbes list’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jay could of brought a place in dumbo before it was dumbo so I’ll take take the full amount op

This bar made me laugh.

But remember what B said?

‘My great great great grandchildren already rich. That’s a lot of Brown children on your Forbes list’

* by the way Black capitalism is not revolutionary and I don’t support it. This is just , as the racists call it, ‘banter’

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

2 million all day long

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Why would I place such value on having dinner with jay z?

I’d rather have dinner with Victoria coren

Is Victoria a billionaire? I have no idea who that is

No, she is a lovely smart funny blonde woman with huge tits.

Why so interested in billionaires? I have had dinner with 2 billionaires. Pretty normal evenings. They’re just normal people in most regards. The ones I know are, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Why would I place such value on having dinner with jay z?

I’d rather have dinner with Victoria coren

Is Victoria a billionaire? I have no idea who that is

No, she is a lovely smart funny blonde woman with huge tits.

Why so interested in billionaires? I have had dinner with 2 billionaires. Pretty normal evenings. They’re just normal people in most regards. The ones I know are, anyway. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Why would I place such value on having dinner with jay z?

I’d rather have dinner with Victoria coren

Is Victoria a billionaire? I have no idea who that is

No, she is a lovely smart funny blonde woman with huge tits.

Why so interested in billionaires? I have had dinner with 2 billionaires. Pretty normal evenings. They’re just normal people in most regards. The ones I know are, anyway. "

Sounds like I’d have more in common with Jay Z tbh, Jimmy, pal.

But you can swap Jay for Vicky, I said that in the OP.

Also, tell your billionaire friends I’m looking for a sugar mumma/ daddy. I’m not fussy on age or looks.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money? "

So you can find out how to double it. Obviously?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

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is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house "

You can help them out with 1 million quid still!

Plus you get to find out the secret to success.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house

You can help them out with 1 million quid still!

Plus you get to find out the secret to success. "

Hopefully he can teach me how to rap

My sister my be struggling but my flow would be sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house

You can help them out with 1 million quid still!

Plus you get to find out the secret to success.

Hopefully he can teach me how to rap

My sister my be struggling but my flow would be sick "

All the best rap is about the struggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house

You can help them out with 1 million quid still!

Plus you get to find out the secret to success.

Hopefully he can teach me how to rap

My sister my be struggling but my flow would be sick "

Hey, a good flow works for some. Look at Biggie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house

You can help them out with 1 million quid still!

Plus you get to find out the secret to success.

Hopefully he can teach me how to rap

My sister my be struggling but my flow would be sick

All the best rap is about the struggle."

Exhibit A - Jay Z’s best albums compared to his worst

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Can you explain why having dinner with this guy would be worth a million pounds to anybody? What's so good about him? I don't even know who he is. I wouldn't forego fifty quid to have dinner with him unless he was going to pay me back, and even then it would be the food I'm going for, not the person.

Please explain what's so good about having dinner with him or any other billionaire.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Unless your already rich, picking jay Z is selfish

I can’t imagine myself trying to explain to my family why I chose diner with jay Z over potentially making a large portion of our financial problems go away.

Imagine watching jay z eat vs buying your loved ones a house

You can help them out with 1 million quid still!

Plus you get to find out the secret to success.

Hopefully he can teach me how to rap

My sister my be struggling but my flow would be sick

All the best rap is about the struggle."

True, and I can’t struggle if I take the million

Could I possible ask jay (I just call him jay now coz we’re right) to teach me how to rap, then violently assault me, so I have some good struggles to rap about

I feel like growing up in a lower middle class family in the Cotswolds won’t cut it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two million pounds or 1 million and Dinner with Jay Z.

Nb: Jay Z can be replaced here with any billionaire

Please explain what's so good about having dinner with him or any other billionaire. "

I could give you 99 reasons. But I’ll just give you this. He’d give you the blueprints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it "

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money?

So you can find out how to double it. Obviously?

Hmm... and if I don't learn and get lucky, I'd have halfed it.

No. Lots of money isn't that important. As long as my family, friends and I are happy, that's what's important.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

Your son knows ball.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money?

So you can find out how to double it. Obviously?

Hmm... and if I don't learn and get lucky, I'd have halfed it.

No. Lots of money isn't that important. As long as my family, friends and I are happy, that's what's important. "

Hmmm. Points were made. Points were made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

Your son knows ball.

He wanted a day trip to Manchester. Then Birmingham. And then ..Binley.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

Your son knows ball.

He wanted a day trip to Manchester. Then Birmingham. And then ..Binley.

In all honesty I am either too old or not cool enough to know the reason for the Binley mega chippy thing. Just seen it trending on social media. And to be honest none of *my* friends are really into the chippy if you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

Your son knows ball.

He wanted a day trip to Manchester. Then Birmingham. And then ..Binley.

13 year olds are on a different level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

Your son knows ball.

He wanted a day trip to Manchester. Then Birmingham. And then ..Binley.

13 year olds are on a different level"

They always laugh at me at work when I talk about trends. They’re like ‘[my real name], you have twitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I million and dinner with the lady that works at my local chip shop

is your local chip shop Binley Mega Chippy by any chance

. Because if so, I hear it

What is it about that Chippy? My son just asked me if we can visit.

Your son knows ball.

He wanted a day trip to Manchester. Then Birmingham. And then ..Binley.

13 year olds are on a different level

They always laugh at me at work when I talk about trends. They’re like ‘[my real name], you have twitter?

’

Try living with them. So pedantic!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Jay could of brought a place in dumbo before it was dumbo so I’ll take take the full amount op

This bar made me laugh.

But remember what B said?

‘My great great great grandchildren already rich. That’s a lot of Brown children on your Forbes list’

* by the way Black capitalism is not revolutionary and I don’t support it. This is just , as the racists call it, ‘banter’"

I think you will find that the young people call it bants

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money?

So you can find out how to double it. Obviously?

So if the billionaire somehow taught you how to double the 1 million, you end up with the 2 million that you would have had if you hadn’t gone out for dinner with them in the first place place?

Still really struggling to see why I would place 1m value on having dinner with jay z.

Of the 2 billionaires i have and dinner with, one of them was steak and chips and a pint in a local pub here in Henley.

Both guys I know enjoy the fact that they have a really low profile and can go to the local pub without any attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money?

So you can find out how to double it. Obviously?

So if the billionaire somehow taught you how to double the 1 million, you end up with the 2 million that you would have had if you hadn’t gone out for dinner with them in the first place place?

Still really struggling to see why I would place 1m value on having dinner with jay z.

Of the 2 billionaires i have and dinner with, one of them was steak and chips and a pint in a local pub here in Henley.

Both guys I know enjoy the fact that they have a really low profile and can go to the local pub without any attention. "

It's just a game. On a thread. He likes JayZ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 million and I'll take my mates for a nice dinner.

Why the fuck would I want a dinner with some random stranger, just because they have money?

So you can find out how to double it. Obviously?

So if the billionaire somehow taught you how to double the 1 million, you end up with the 2 million that you would have had if you hadn’t gone out for dinner with them in the first place place?

Still really struggling to see why I would place 1m value on having dinner with jay z.

Of the 2 billionaires i have and dinner with, one of them was steak and chips and a pint in a local pub here in Henley.

Both guys I know enjoy the fact that they have a really low profile and can go to the local pub without any attention.

It's just a game. On a thread. He likes JayZ. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab is the only place in the world that takes me seriously and I love that for me.

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