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over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

was hungry. Race over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm "

Bet noooow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

Bet noooow."

My money is on the cat.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse."

I'd rather ride it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

Bet noooow.

My money is on the cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

I'd rather ride it"

Have you got a whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i put a

up a

anus and it runs faster does it still count as a

or does it become a fertle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i put a

up a

anus and it runs faster does it still count as a

or does it become a fertle"

I think it still counts. If a

joins in, it'll be in fertle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i put a

up a

anus and it runs faster does it still count as a

or does it become a fertle

I think it still counts. If a

joins in, it'll be in fertle."
phew had me worried it would be done for doping there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't be a dope.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

I'd rather ride it

Have you got a whip?"

That's a very personal question.

Oh, and my

is in the lead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

I'd rather ride it

Have you got a whip?

That's a very personal question.

Oh, and my

is in the lead

I'm sorry I asked.

You can't take a turtle for a walk.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

Bet noooow.

My money is on the cat.

Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

Bet noooow.

My money is on the cat.

Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does."

Some cats can swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i put a

up a

anus and it runs faster does it still count as a

or does it become a fertle"

Wh..what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enters stage left

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

I'd rather ride it

Have you got a whip?

That's a very personal question.

Oh, and my

is in the lead

I'm sorry I asked.

You can't take a turtle for a walk."

You could put it in a pushchair or on a skateboard with a lead on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

I'd rather ride it

Have you got a whip?

That's a very personal question.

Oh, and my

is in the lead

I'm sorry I asked.

You can't take a turtle for a walk.

You could put it in a pushchair or on a skateboard with a lead on it

Send a

after it. That will get it moving.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Are

s scared of

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"----------------------

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power for the win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are

s scared of

s?"

Yours is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

Bet noooow.

My money is on the cat.

Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does."

I like my odds! I’m sticking it all on the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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We have a winner

Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pop his head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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We have a winner

Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!"

*Thanos voice*

Fine. I’ll do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run me my Ps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps"

No yoof lingo ere

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

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We have a winner

That's the finishing line

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

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We have a winner

Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!"

Oh bollocks. That was just a discarded chipstick in the road

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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We have a winner

That's the finishing line

But he stopped to munch a dandelion, and Milo

is catching up fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps

No yoof lingo ere"

Fs.

I’m dipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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We have a winner

Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!

Oh bollocks. That was just a discarded chipstick in the road

Hurrah!

Rupert

is still in with a chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps

No yoof lingo ere

Fs.

I’m dipping.

Inappropriate! There are

about!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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^ Rupert

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^ Milo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"------

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^ Rupert

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^ Milo

this

race

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was hungry. Race over

I'd rather feed the horse.

I'd rather ride it

Have you got a whip?

That's a very personal question.

Oh, and my

is in the lead

I'm sorry I asked.

You can't take a turtle for a walk.

You could put it in a pushchair or on a skateboard with a lead on it

I was tempted to buy a skateboard yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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We have a winner

Prematurtle ejaculation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"----------------------

We have a winner

Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!"

We're still racing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pop his head in "

I've got a

head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps

No yoof lingo ere

Fs.

I’m dipping.

Getting to know you has really affirmed just how middle aged I am.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

pop his head in

I've got a

head."

Time for a sit down wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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We have a winner

Jim? Jim! It can't end yet!!

We're still racing."

He has spoken ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps

No yoof lingo ere

Fs.

I’m dipping.

Getting to know you has really affirmed just how middle aged I am. "

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pop his head in

I've got a

head.

Time for a sit down wee?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.............

Turbo Turtle!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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^Turbo

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^Rupert

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^Milo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"--------

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^Turbo

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^Rupert

------------------------

^Milo"

¹ ² ³.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plop

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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^Turbo

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^Rupert

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^Milo

¹ ² ³."

Easy as ABC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps

No yoof lingo ere

Fs.

I’m dipping.

Getting to know you has really affirmed just how middle aged I am.

You and me both

You’re both very welcome.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

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Shelly leads by a nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Shelly leads by a nose

Or a shell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run me my Ps

No yoof lingo ere

Fs.

I’m dipping.

Getting to know you has really affirmed just how middle aged I am.

You and me both

You’re both very welcome.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Fuck I was gonna put some bets down. Nvm

Bet noooow.

My money is on the cat.

Wait until they get to the water hazard. Then see how the cat does.

Some cats can swim."

True, but probably not as well as a turtle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yo, bloo. Let's see what you're like in a turtle race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't finished the other one yet

......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't finished the other one yet

......

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm, we don't have a winner yet. That's premature ecakeulation.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Erm, we don't have a winner yet. That's premature ecakeulation."

Hurry up then... the

is going soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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