FabSwingers.com forum: Impart your wisdom to us all, Fabsters!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We’ve all lived and learned, haven’t we? Made some mistakes along the way, or had great successes!

So c’mon then you sex-crazed funksters, share all your learned wisdom with us all!

Either serious or *not quite* so serious, all are welcome here (this is an inclusive thread!

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Maybe you need to tell us not to drink those bottles with the strange yellow liquid in that you sometimes find on the side of the road, or maybe that the path to true enlightenment is through mindfulness, investigation, energy, happiness, tranquility, concentration and equanimity?

I’m in sponge mode right now, ready to absorb your wisdom. Educate me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here’s a couple from me to start us off.

Kiddies: I know you just want to party but here’s a tip just for you. When you finally get on that property ladder, aim to clear your mortgage asap by paying off additional payments if you are ever able to and as and when your mortgage t&cs allow!

Oh. And squirting is just wee, really, isn’t it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One for the chaps: You know those pineapple chunks/rings you often see in urinals?

They taste off to me and I rather suspect that they’re not really pineapple….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One for the chaps: You know those pineapple chunks/rings you often see in urinals?

They taste off to me and I rather suspect that they’re not really pineapple…. "

Ooh I think I prefer those though, got a certain bitterness to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love nothing then you have nothing to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose "
boom drop the mic

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Don't buy branded tablets like Nurofen for £4, buy supermarket Ibuprofen for 60p which is the same ingredient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk about race enough already so I had better not

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Running in an FFP3 is not clever

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

From experience - If you're going on a night out and having a drink or ten, we can't stress enough the importance of being well hydrated beforehand. Have the odd glass of water too through the evening. Those people who are "hanging" the next day are dehydrated. Happy boozing all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose boom drop the mic

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its too late for me run for your lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cod is easier with faster internets

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If someone shows you who they really are, believe them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If your friend or even a stranger tells you you've had too much to drink, believe them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rely on anyone for anything.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

A group of 6 year olds were asked "how can adults be more happy"

Some of the responses:

Dont think about clowns

Buried treasure

Smile at ducks

Hug things with floppy ears

Find something you love

Some sage advice from some smart kids

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Don't rely on anyone for anything. "

Specially in work...'friend' or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for the chaps: You know those pineapple chunks/rings you often see in urinals?

They taste off to me and I rather suspect that they’re not really pineapple…. "

Mmmm nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A group of 6 year olds were asked "how can adults be more happy"

Some of the responses:

Dont think about clowns

Buried treasure

Smile at ducks

Hug things with floppy ears

Find something you love

Some sage advice from some smart kids"

I love this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think, why put something off till tomorrow, if you can put it off till the day after.

Instead...

Do something which scares you every day!

Because the build up is by far worse than the actual thing you are scared of.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

It's simple. Don't be a twat.

Also, allow yourself to make mistakes, you learn so much from trying to make things right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the light out, when you leave the room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh got another.....

putting your dirty plate on the side is not putting it in the dishwasher!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose "
if you have never felt the pain of a love lost, how can you know the joy of love found

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Scotland's national animal is the unicorn.

Rain is wet and it falls from the sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're not attracted to someone, don't experiment with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose if you have never felt the pain of a love lost, how can you know the joy of love found"
ignorance trumps insanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very few people are actually selfless.

Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.

Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.

Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very few people are actually selfless.

Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.

Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.

Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.

I knew your little moments of positivity wouldn’t last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very few people are actually selfless.

Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.

Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.

Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.

I knew your little moments of positivity wouldn’t last

Someone hacked my account, that wasnt me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust your gut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very few people are actually selfless.

Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.

Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.

Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.

I knew your little moments of positivity wouldn’t last

Someone hacked my account, that wasnt me. "

You sound like a politician.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Party when you can, no one gets out of here alive

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"From experience - If you're going on a night out and having a drink or ten, we can't stress enough the importance of being well hydrated beforehand. Have the odd glass of water too through the evening. Those people who are "hanging" the next day are dehydrated. Happy boozing all

I second this! If I drink water in-between my d*unks I feel so much better the next day! Unless it's gin or red wine then I'm just dead anyway no matter how much water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love nothing then you have nothing to lose "

Grieving is a process you have to learn your way through. If you never learn how to then one day you will be overwhelmed.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

"ignorance trumps insanity "

Unless you're actually Trump, in which case ignorance, insanity, idiocy, imbecility, immorality, illegality, et al are all on a par...

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By *ecretssquirrelCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

When someone comes to you with their problems, don't try to fix it for them. Listen, let them work through their emotions and situations safely with you as a listening ear. You will be helping far more than if they feel you have the solution for them.

Unless they need you to open a jar or something then yeah.. do that haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't rely on anyone for anything. "

I found this out about 9 years ago and follow that rule still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A group of 6 year olds were asked "how can adults be more happy"

Some of the responses:

Dont think about clowns

Buried treasure

Smile at ducks

Hug things with floppy ears

Find something you love

Some sage advice from some smart kids"

I'm going to spend the weekend smiling at ducks!

Don't tolerate crap from someone just because they're family. Set your boundaries proceed through life with self-respect.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

If you lower your expectations of people you'll never be disappointed

Well, that's what Mrs tells me all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to people

As you never know if you bump in to them

And the door is shut because you weren’t nice

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Whenever you come across a term on fab you don't understand, always Google it.

And if someone suggests googling duck penis pictures, it's always a good idea to do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

The voice lady on Google maps is not knowing it all and sometimes she fucks it up tremendously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The voice lady on Google maps is not knowing it all and sometimes she fucks it up tremendously..."

And sometimes she turns into a man for a split second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a few moments right mow to make an absolute decision to take medication if a psychiatrist tells you that you are psychotic.

Make the commitment that you will do so no matter what. Even if you think its poison, even if you are sure its a tracker that will keep tags on you.

You might bail out if it ever happens to you, but who knows? Maybe you will remember that comitment and take the pills even though you are terrified.

Smiles!

Fay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever you come across a term on fab you don't understand, always Google it.

And if someone suggests googling duck penis pictures, it's always a good idea to do that too

Ffs I'm eating a pot noodle!!!

Correction, I was eating a pot noodle.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Very few people are actually selfless.

Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.

Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.

Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.

You have a bleak world view. Do you have any social media channels where I can lap up this wisdom further?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very few people are actually selfless.

Real love is actually very rare. With most it's just infatuation.

Given the right circumstances, everyone, and I do mean everyone, will cheat.

Always, always, buy wine for a Friday.

You have a bleak world view. Do you have any social media channels where I can lap up this wisdom further?"

Well, now you mention it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says believe me there lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it sounds too good to be true .. it is !

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Whenever you come across a term on fab you don't understand, always Google it.

And if someone suggests googling duck penis pictures, it's always a good idea to do that too

Ffs I'm eating a pot noodle!!!

Correction, I was eating a pot noodle. "

You're welcome, as ever. I consider it a public service

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Always be nice to people when you're climbing the corporate ladder, as you're bound to meet them again on your way down!

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

"Fig Newtons and scotch. They're great when you dunk them."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Never listen to Rickshawed when she imparts wisdom.

Also... don't be a dick.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Never listen to Rickshawed when she imparts wisdom.

Also... don't be a dick."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Never listen to Rickshawed when she imparts wisdom.

Also... don't be a dick.

I should point out that the two statements aren't connected

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing poorly. Basically doing something is always better than doing nothing at all

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