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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy being thick its a simpler world im less likely to worry over bollox

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Because the average IQ is 100.

So for every one of me there’s a Labrador in a tracksuit.

Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses and IQ tests just prove you’re good at IQ tests.

I’m no salesman. I can’t dance. I’m not great at drawing and 3 chords is my musical limit.

Try not to get too hung up about it.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

The progress of society has removed some hazards that would have posed a passed a problem via natural selection in the past

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I enjoy being thick its a simpler world im less likely to worry over bollox"

I really envy this tbh. I overthink everything to death instead of just being fucking happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the average person. Then realise than half of everyone else is more stupid than that…

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive"

It's not a CHOICE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because the average IQ is 100.

So for every one of me there’s a Labrador in a tracksuit.

Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses and IQ tests just prove you’re good at IQ tests.

I’m no salesman. I can’t dance. I’m not great at drawing and 3 chords is my musical limit.

Try not to get too hung up about it. "

Hahaha it pisses me off. I went full on rant mode didn't i

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I never make the same mistake twice I do it five or six times just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I enjoy being thick its a simpler world im less likely to worry over bollox

I really envy this tbh. I overthink everything to death instead of just being fucking happy. "

Definitely snap.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Honestly I sometimes find it frustrating, especially people who are “book smart” and highly educated, but can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

But then, I can’t tell what a woman is thinking unless it’s pointed out to me…

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Careful now

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think you took a wrong turn: this isn't the vacuous Virus Message Board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never make the same mistake twice I do it five or six times just to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy being thick its a simpler world im less likely to worry over bollox

I really envy this tbh. I overthink everything to death instead of just being fucking happy. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive

It's not a CHOICE!!"

Everyone went to school tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I read this quickly, thought it was about the girth of a dick

my bad. Or just my naughty way of thinking x

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

Stupidity is like death, there is no cure.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I read somewhere that people who don't put much thought into everyday interaction have abetter quality of life as stress of consequence doesn't affect them in ways it would other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive

It's not a CHOICE!!

Everyone went to school tho"

Not necessarily.

What is an isbo red?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m just irritated by people who have no common sense!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

I have no brain damage and can't remember words many times and no common sense. You are cleverer than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

No-one who writes as you do could ever be called thick Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

Totally not because I stated that I am aware some people can't help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive"

Has something prompted this outburst?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

Who are you and why are you me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I myself have suffered a brain injury

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive

Has something prompted this outburst? "

Hahaha how did you guess

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"I never make the same mistake twice I do it five or six times just to make sure

I was trying to keep a guy on a job after he’d made a BIG mistake. I told the hiring guy “He won’t make that mistake again”

The response was “Probably not, but he’ll find a new one”

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

I have no brain damage and can't remember words many times and no common sense. You are cleverer than me.

Nah. We have cleverer bits and less cleverer bits.

It's probably pretty equal

Also... I *have* common sense. I didn't say I *use* it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

No-one who writes as you do could ever be called thick Posh"

That's why they call me "raging horndog perve ho" instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

I have no brain damage and can't remember words many times and no common sense. You are cleverer than me.

Nah. We have cleverer bits and less cleverer bits.

It's probably pretty equal

Also... I *have* common sense. I didn't say I *use* it

Both pretty sexy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive

Has something prompted this outburst?

Hahaha how did you guess"

Entitled people tend to set me off or narcissists but my eldest son rants about stupid people a lot. Usually something sets him off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

No-one who writes as you do could ever be called thick Posh

That's why they call me "raging horndog perve ho" instead

Must remember that for your next thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not sure if I should take this personally or not... I'm pretty intelligent but have brain damage and can't remember things like words.

And I have a lot of common sense but tend to trip over air, walk into walls and things.

I'm pretty thick by some standards

Who are you and why are you me?"

Because once upon a time, a long time ago, there was some weird shiz that happened with a lightning storm and a lift in a hotel.

We were there... but we weren't we. We were I. Or You. Now we are we.

I may have overthought that and made it weird. Soz

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Wish I was dumb I wouldn’t be so stressed all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username checks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to pay my bills and cross the road safely. What else should I know

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Is this tongue in cheek? An attempt at humour? I'm not very comfortable calling people thick or stupid. People do stupid things at times but that's different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is most of the stupid people think that THEY’RE the smart ones, and everyone else is thick.

It’s like everyone thinks that THEIR opinion is the right one. Others can express theirs, but if it contradicts yours they’re wrong.

It’s how the world works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Why are some people thick as fuck."

They eat oats; lots of oats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My momma always said stupid is as stupid does

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Meh I can incredibly thick yet incredibly intelligent within moments of each other. Who cares

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Love girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you classify as thick? Most people have different qualities. We need a variety of different expertise to make things function

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

As far as this site is concerned, appearing to be thick can provide a good filter.

Many will avoid the apparently thick. Some will feel an affinity and others may actively seek dates with the afflicted.

Where avoidance is concerned, this will help immensely with the perennial problem of too many blokes for the available women. However, if some women come across as thick, a lot of blokes won't care if all they are looking for is somewhere to park their tusk.

Supply and demand problem greatly assisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just irritated by people who have no common sense! "

I'm just irritated by people. I have discovered I'm that grumpy old man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Some schools of thought suggest there are Eight types of intelligence, and we all have varying amounts of each of these.

1. Logical-mathematical intelligence

2. Linguistic intelligence

3. Spatial Intelligence

4. Musical Intelligence

5. Bodily-kinesthetic Intelligence

6. Intrapersonal Intelligence

7. Interpersonal Intelligence

8. Naturalistic intelligence

So yeah, it’s easy to seem intellectually dumb but have strengths elsewhere that maybe aren’t normally considered intelligence.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I think it was Bill Murray who said ‘arguing with a genius is difficult, arguing with an idiot is impossible’

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I think it was Bill Murray who said ‘arguing with a genius is difficult, arguing with an idiot is impossible’"

Arguing with dead people is pretty easy though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get what your saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thick penis. Thick thighs too. My hair is thick. I’m thick. And I’m stupid too. Get a load of me

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I think it was Bill Murray who said ‘arguing with a genius is difficult, arguing with an idiot is impossible’

Arguing with dead people is pretty easy though."

Hmm, just because you can’t hear their witty comebacks and scathing incisive arguments doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve won!

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By *eneralPMan
over a year ago

other

People voted for Brexit and The Conservatives and still believe this was a good idea… I have no idea why they are so thick!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I think it was Bill Murray who said ‘arguing with a genius is difficult, arguing with an idiot is impossible’

Arguing with dead people is pretty easy though.

Hmm, just because you can’t hear their witty comebacks and scathing incisive arguments doesn’t necessarily mean you’ve won! "

Aww man!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive"

Oh shut-up !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are some people thick as fuck.

I know everyone makes mistakes and I know I'm way from perfect. I also know some people can't help it

I'm talking about really really stupid. Like fuck me how do you survive

Oh shut-up ! "

Hahaha ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy being thick its a simpler world im less likely to worry over bollox

I really envy this tbh. I overthink everything to death instead of just being fucking happy. "
no no no im oblivious to happiness too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've come go the right place to ask such a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've come go the right place to ask such a question. "

After that attempt at a sentence I think you’re correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've come go the right place to ask such a question.

After that attempt at a sentence I think you’re correct

Well,dont I feel dumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've come go the right place to ask such a question.

After that attempt at a sentence I think you’re correct

Well,dont I feel dumb."

Blame it on the wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've come go the right place to ask such a question.

After that attempt at a sentence I think you’re correct

Well,dont I feel dumb.

Blame it on the wine."

I've not had any!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love it how 99% of you could see I was just letting of steam and treat this thread in such a way.

The other 1% oh FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've come go the right place to ask such a question.

After that attempt at a sentence I think you’re correct

Well,dont I feel dumb.

Blame it on the wine.

I've not had any!"

Well this is awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did an iq test and got 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've come go the right place to ask such a question.

After that attempt at a sentence I think you’re correct

Well,dont I feel dumb.

Blame it on the wine.

I've not had any!

Well this is awkward."

Blame the lack of wine

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