FabSwingers.com forum: Pretty penises

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.

Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?

On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno how to answer the question. But, mines beautiful. The perfect penis.

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By *effJizzMan
over a year ago

Douglas

"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.

Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?

On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine often is made to hide in dark places

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes! Yes! Yes!

There are some very pretty peni about.

I mean... ahem... I've heard

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

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Randomly send Nora peen

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I often see pretty penises, handsome dongs, charismatic cocks on here.

They make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

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Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I agree, there are some that are definitely nice to look at!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

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Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

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Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

If you want mine sent…. Lick it then put a stamp on it

you sexy wench xxxx

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine is available for tv ads / commercials

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

https://youtu.be/T6tArpzuWCo

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Pretty vacant

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.

Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?

On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?

Very simple - because it is an acquired taste and not something that is appreciated when it is being shoved in my (proverbial) face appropos of nothing. Too much information too soon + the threat of male violence and treating me like an animal = instant death to any possible attraction.

In itself, it is not a body part that screams beauty, not like eyes or lips or shoulders for example. So, at least for me personally, all the cocks that brought me pleasure are handsome and adorable - because they belong to men who were/are good lovers. Some cocks have initially been not ideal but became adorable because the man in question figured out how to remove any discomfort etc and how to make things great for me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

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Randomly send Nora peen

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She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

You’re talking about me there aren’t you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been described in a few ways. Never pretty though.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Mine has won many medals for best on show.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you

Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Moi? I ain’t done nuffink

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Mine has been described in a few ways. Never pretty though.

That's okay buddy. Mines been described as a baby carrot with two petit pois before

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

what defines a pretty one, everyone likes different

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you

Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not

But you do need it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine actually has a beauty spot halfway down the shaft so I will take that as a yes from God

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?

A prawn doesn't look very pretty, but I've no issue with putting it in my mouth...plus it's out of my eyeline then...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Moi? I ain’t done nuffink

You started it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you

Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not

But you do need it though.

Fair point...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what defines a pretty one, everyone likes different

That was the question

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh I love them! There are some very pretty ones

. I just don’t want them sent to me randomly! I like to choose mine carefully

Note to self.

Randomly send Nora peen

Thread idea?

She told me off last time I did that

Thank you for volunteering again

Why are you two trying to get me told off?

Has absolutely nothing to do with her potentially spanking you

Nora spanks me every other Sunday whether I need it or not

But you do need it though.

Fair point...

I use my penis as a pointer in presentations.

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

What makes one pretty vs.... Well, the alternative?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I have a fantastically good looking wanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines been called beautiful 3 times in recent years, and I’ll take that over any size related compliment every day.

PS, by beautiful I believe what is meant is a lack of any standard hideous features like kinks, bends, weird colour changes, obnoxiously veiny, horribly bulbous or generally angry looking

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

HR Geiger / the John Hurt scene in Alien has left me with mental scarring and as such I do lot believe there is such a thing as a pretty penis.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can't really describe what makes a peen pretty or not pretty... it's just an oooh kinda moment

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.

Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?

On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?

I want to see, some penis are a turn on. What sets them apart is personal I guess. For me has to be hard to start with haha then I don’t know how to explain, some make me wonder how would they feel

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Except mine, obvs, which is lovely.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze "

You even describe it beautifully, dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a lot of threads about cocks today!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze

You even describe it beautifully, dammit"

Imagine the slow-mo running scenes from Baywatch and you are there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like having pretty hands dont call me pretty pretty please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze

You even describe it beautifully, dammit

Imagine the slow-mo running scenes from Baywatch and you are there.

I may need some alone time with that thought.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"A fairly standard response to the many many ‘rate my wanger’ threads is that a cock is not something women want to see and often they are described as being awful to look at.

Is that always true though? Have you ever seen one and thought to yourself ‘That’s quite pretty’? What set that one/those ones apart?

On a similar note, if they are so horrible and off putting to look at, how do you bring yourself to put it in your mouth?

Believe me us men have seen some fannys that aint to pretty also. My exs looked like a busted beachball ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do I choose to judge the attractiveness of my man wang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty? Hmm probably wouldn't describe them as pretty but there are some very handsome, attractive sexy AF cocks out there and on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wang is so beautiful it has its own slow-mo reel as it rises up and my pubic hair is flicked and played with by the breeze

You even describe it beautifully, dammit

Imagine the slow-mo running scenes from Baywatch and you are there.

I may need some alone time with that thought."

Oh I bet you do

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Like all things its subjective.

I don’t think they are generally unattractive, but there are some that are more appealing to look at.

Unwashed, unkept pubes, angry red head etc. can all lower the appeal

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"Its like having pretty hands dont call me pretty pretty please

I really hate my hands though.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I often get told that mine is a nice looking one; which never surprises me as I've always thought that, aesthetically speaking, it's a great looking penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks like a smashed up nulear missile

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I have one on my profile - looks like Telly Savalas - just saying!!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

What makes a penis pretty? The person attached to it

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I actually got told very recently and i quote - ‘ your cock looks fucking delicious!’ From a lady who has also expressed an interest in a private viewing and tasting appointment. Not happened yet so bet its a 25 stone bloke called Bernard in reality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually got told very recently and i quote - ‘ your cock looks fucking delicious!’ From a lady who has also expressed an interest in a private viewing and tasting appointment. Not happened yet so bet its a 25 stone bloke called Bernard in reality

Go for it. Bernard deep throats like a champ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines more handsome than pretty

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Go for it. Bernard deep throats like a champ

Ok but only because you vouched for her!!

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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

very proud of my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like mine and have had a few compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has been described in a few ways. Never pretty though.

That's okay buddy. Mines been described as a baby carrot with two petit pois before"

Thanks this cheered me up

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I find cocks can be beautiful to look at, there are some that I really get turned off by, particularly really dark purple angry looking ones, but on the whole I'm very attracted to cock, both in photos and in the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has got me looking at mens cocks to try and establish what a pretty penis is!!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think all cocks are unattractive and I really hate looking at them yet sometimes I find myself just staring because they just look so fascinating…maybe its jealousy because I don’t have my own cock

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Current girlfriend says mine is a MTR

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread has got me looking at mens cocks to try and establish what a pretty penis is!!!!"

That's the excuse I'm using too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread has got me looking at mens cocks to try and establish what a pretty penis is!!!!"

You stick to that OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has got me looking at mens cocks to try and establish what a pretty penis is!!!!

You stick to that OP

You lost me there…

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I do love a pretty cock ,like everything in life it’s subjective but I’m often scrolling through the pictures fabbing the pretty cocks .

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Mine often is made to hide in dark places"

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#Biker: if you were to do a handstand would yours hit you on the chin? Just askin'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are any of them "pretty"? Let's be honest, it's not much to look at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

Not just chocolate but LINDT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine often is made to hide in dark places

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#Biker: if you were to do a handstand would yours hit you on the chin? Just askin'...

Photo evidence required I think, Nero

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are any of them "pretty"? Let's be honest, it's not much to look at."

Yes. Some are pretty.

Some aren't.

And some make me just think "holy fuckballs... I want"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

As IF you're a Cadbury's man!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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By *arc 7-6Man
over a year ago

Halesowen

I've paid been a few compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s everyone’s views on aesthetically pleasing cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is a nice looking cock. I like how straight it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s everyone’s views on aesthetically pleasing cocks?"

Delish

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

Is it one of those posh ones with a liquid centre?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I have a grammatically correct cock (GCC), onto which I've tattooed "penis mightier than the sword".

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

Is it one of those posh ones with a liquid centre? "

Yes it is, how did you know that?

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Absolutely no idea!! But Y seems to like it..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

You will have to find another lindt penis I'm afraid as this one isn't for guys, it's a bit like Yorkie bars but reversed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could have a new weekly thread on Sunday. Schlongs of praise.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I've paid been a few compliments"

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It's not a compliment if money's involved. People will say anything for money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ACAB. all cocks are beautiful

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

You will have to find another lindt penis I'm afraid as this one isn't for guys, it's a bit like Yorkie bars but reversed

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So it's an Eikroy penis?

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over a year ago

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Oh I have definitely seem some pretty ones in person.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

As IF you're a Cadbury's man!!"

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You know me all too well my little sexpot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have definitely seem some pretty ones in person."
wait until you see mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

You will have to find another lindt penis I'm afraid as this one isn't for guys, it's a bit like Yorkie bars but reversed

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So it's an Eikroy penis?"

It's just a penis

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I do think some are very attractive much more so than others. It's just like a fanny really. And it's great that we all like different things. I'll happily give them all a chance unless they are oozing out green slime or something."

No green slime in mine, it's just creamy goodness

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Oh I have definitely seem some pretty ones in person. wait until you see mine

Another hollow promise Steve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No green slime in mine, it's just creamy goodness

I do like creamy dreamy goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one that I would never tire of looking at.

All the rest, no ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told mine is pretty

haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No green slime in mine, it's just creamy goodness

I do like creamy dreamy goodness."

I'd let you try mine

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Dammit - right up to that last sentence I was in with a shout!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"There is one that I would never tire of looking at.

All the rest, no ta. "

Awwww you!!! I’ve told you no a ton of times xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have definitely seem some pretty ones in person. wait until you see mine

Another hollow promise Steve?"

You’ll be seeing it. Don’t you worry.

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

U Can rate mine if u want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"U Can rate mine if u want to"

Or you could start your own thread for that sort of thing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Pond.

I have an issue with this thread.

I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for

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Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.

Yours sincerely,

Posh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pond.

I have an issue with this thread.

I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for

)

Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.

Yours sincerely,

Posh."

Is peni in a box a bad thing?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pond.

I have an issue with this thread.

I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for

)

Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.

Yours sincerely,

Posh.

Is peni in a box a bad thing? "

Erm... remember how I said "some" are pretty and "some" are not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pond.

I have an issue with this thread.

I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for

)

Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.

Yours sincerely,

Posh.

Is peni in a box a bad thing?

Erm... remember how I said "some" are pretty and "some" are not?

I didn’t read that far back oops… so the non pretty ones are in a box … but the pretty ones remain hidden from you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pond.

I have an issue with this thread.

I've had peni thrust in my box since it started (sadly not the peni I was hoping for

)

Please tell me you have also had this, else I shall be unimpressed.

Yours sincerely,

Posh.

Is peni in a box a bad thing?

Erm... remember how I said "some" are pretty and "some" are not?

I didn’t read that far back oops… so the non pretty ones are in a box … but the pretty ones remain hidden from you? "

I'm determinedly not looking any more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not a single sausage in my box

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a single sausage in my box

Yet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a single sausage in my box

Yet...

I'll make it up to you - somehow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not a single sausage in my box

Yet...

I'll make it up to you - somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage in a box … does that comes with chips ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told I have a pretty penis and it tastes like lindt chocolate apparently, but don't take my word for it

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When are you coming down to London pal? I'm getting tired of the Cadbury's taste.

As IF you're a Cadbury's man!!

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You know me all too well my little sexpot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon mine is pretty nice

Lol defos never had complaints

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm having sex with some very nice looking penises.

Helps that they are attached to very nice men, but my mouth waters when I think about sucking them.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Mine is one of the world's ugliest. Only partially successful but f***ing painful plastic surgery on a hypospadias 50 years ago. All fluids emerge from below the frenulum. Never been able to pee like a man. Everything works but hugely sensitive about showing it unless all the ugliness is sealed away in a condom.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

According to Posh, I have a pretty penis

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Oh penises can definitely be pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a bit like babies?, some of them look like Winston Churchill?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

There are indeed some pretty penises. There's also some very unpretty ones. Same as faces really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all ugly.

Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are all ugly.

Fact.

Ryan's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are all ugly.

Fact.

Ryan's? "

That’s what Blake tells me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are all ugly.

Fact.

Ryan's? "

Unfortunately so.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Do they get better looking the more you drink ??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are indeed some pretty penises. There's also some very unpretty ones. Same as faces really... "

What makes a pretty one and a non pretty one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are all ugly.

Fact.

Aww no come on that’s not fair :p

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I have definitely seem some pretty ones in person. wait until you see mine

Another hollow promise Steve?

You’ll be seeing it. Don’t you worry.

I bet your name isn't even really Steve. Lies on lies on lies!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Penises are like children: if you've got one, you think it's flawless.

There's probably some deeply embedded evolutionary psychology behind that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's something about it penises that are oiled or lubed up.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For me they are all fugly.

Unless you know the person they are attached to and he is nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them.

My lovers Penis is like putting a cream cake in my mouth

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There's something about it penises that are oiled or lubed up. "

They don't make a creaking noise when fully engorged?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There's nowt wrong with a pretty cock.

And if it's pretty and huge........all the better.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Mines quite pretty if you like em veiny!!

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