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"Minxie has been bored sitting in waiting for her cooker all day - and is now gonna blow a fuse - (not literally) but ............. was told delivery would be between 8 am - 7 pm - got a text to say slot of 11.45 - 15.45 - at 17.15 I rang them and asked wot was going on, to be told - they havent been able to contact the driver all day - so after asking pertinent questions like have other customers on that delivery drop been ringing in etc they said they would ring me back - I received a voicemail to say my delivery would deffo be here by 19.20 today - well lets hope the van/lorry is outside then ......... cos they have 3 minutes " have a look on e-bay, it might be on there | |||
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"Minxie has been bored sitting in waiting for her cooker all day - and is now gonna blow a fuse - (not literally) but ............. was told delivery would be between 8 am - 7 pm - got a text to say slot of 11.45 - 15.45 - at 17.15 I rang them and asked wot was going on, to be told - they havent been able to contact the driver all day - so after asking pertinent questions like have other customers on that delivery drop been ringing in etc they said they would ring me back - I received a voicemail to say my delivery would deffo be here by 19.20 today - well lets hope the van/lorry is outside then ......... cos they have 3 minutes " Its 19.20... | |||
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"Minxie is getting... a thoroughly good spanking in a car park at Gatwick if she keeps mentioning that bloody song!!!!!!!!!!!!! " what song is that Porky - she asked all innocently - would that be A) its beginning to look like christmas lol | |||
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"It's not coming from Comet is it Minxie? nope lol " E-BAY,lol,and if you go in a car park, you might get it in there | |||
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"Minxie has been bored sitting in waiting for her cooker all day - and is now gonna blow a fuse - (not literally) but ............. was told delivery would be between 8 am - 7 pm - got a text to say slot of 11.45 - 15.45 - at 17.15 I rang them and asked wot was going on, to be told - they havent been able to contact the driver all day - so after asking pertinent questions like have other customers on that delivery drop been ringing in etc they said they would ring me back - I received a voicemail to say my delivery would deffo be here by 19.20 today - well lets hope the van/lorry is outside then ......... cos they have 3 minutes Its 19.20... " and counting lol | |||
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"Is it there yet? nope and three mins late ......... " she says tapping watch, impatiently | |||
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"We could take minxie out caroling to earn us some pennys, so we can have a forum christmas party" sha could be mummy xmas | |||
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"Is it there yet? nope and three mins late ......... she says tapping watch, impatiently " Youve got us clock watching with you, | |||
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"Are you sure you gave them the right address? A neighbour could be cooking a roast in your new oven " Dont wind her up GB, minxies tapping her feet getting impatient | |||
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"and on hold on the bloody fone with music that isnt - wait for it .......... its beginning to look a lot like christmas - its some piano concerto that doesnt have the same ring ...... " watch you dont tinnitus | |||
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"and on hold on the bloody fone with music that isnt - wait for it .......... its beginning to look a lot like christmas - its some piano concerto that doesnt have the same ring ...... watch you dont tinnitus" To go with her tin hat....? | |||
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"and on hold on the bloody fone with music that isnt - wait for it .......... its beginning to look a lot like christmas - its some piano concerto that doesnt have the same ring ...... watch you dont tinnitus To go with her tin hat....? " ringing in your ears | |||
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"and on hold on the bloody fone with music that isnt - wait for it .......... its beginning to look a lot like christmas - its some piano concerto that doesnt have the same ring ...... watch you dont tinnitus To go with her tin hat....? ringing in your ears " I got enough problems with " It's beginning to look a lot like 'kin Christmas"... | |||
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"Has this new cooker arrived yet or wot? I'd make the delivery guy get it off the truck, unpack it, then tell you don't want it anymore and make them take it away again. " or make him clean it | |||
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"okay just off fone - do u want the long or the short version???? " Say it how it is... | |||
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"Asked to go straight to a level 2 person cos the guy was naff who I got - held on for a while and eventually got him he asked wot I knew so told him - he then came back and said they hadnt located the van all day and didnt know naff all cos the system wasnt working - explained I had been told that at 5.15 and had then been told in a voicemail it was due here by 7.20 - upshot is - they cant deliver today (they dont know where the van or goods are), the level 2 guy isnt in tomorrow but back sunday and monday and tues - he has emailed another person Level 2, to deal with it tomorrow - I have this persons name and telephone number (ext as well) I have the guys name who I was talking to tonight and also his email address - they are giving me £50 goodwill gesture cos I went nuts, (he offered £25 and I told him where that had to be inserted) lol, they are also refunding delivery fee - and I have said they are now gonna fit it too - I can contact the guy from 9 am - I came off the fone and lo and behold it rang - its the delivery guy who apologised and said the van had broken down and unfortunately, they hadnt been able to make my delivery - really No s**t sherlock - I hadnt noticed - wot a dummy, and he asked me to ring customer service to arrange a slot for tomorrow first thing - so I told him to go ring customer service himself and make sure it was the first one off tomorrow morning too - he is now gonna ring me back within 30 mins with an exact delivery time - I only want a bloody working cooker - can this really happen cos of one poxy lightbulb ....... " in minxie land it can | |||
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"The delivery drivers an illegal immigrant and he got lost leaving the yard , had a flat tyre then fainted when he realized he'd forgot his Sat-nav......am I close " that was a little posting compared to mine lol | |||
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"Asked to go straight to a level 2 person cos the guy was naff who I got - held on for a while and eventually got him he asked wot I knew so told him - he then came back and said they hadnt located the van all day and didnt know naff all cos the system wasnt working - explained I had been told that at 5.15 and had then been told in a voicemail it was due here by 7.20 - upshot is - they cant deliver today (they dont know where the van or goods are), the level 2 guy isnt in tomorrow but back sunday and monday and tues - he has emailed another person Level 2, to deal with it tomorrow - I have this persons name and telephone number (ext as well) I have the guys name who I was talking to tonight and also his email address - they are giving me £50 goodwill gesture cos I went nuts, (he offered £25 and I told him where that had to be inserted) lol, they are also refunding delivery fee - and I have said they are now gonna fit it too - I can contact the guy from 9 am - I came off the fone and lo and behold it rang - its the delivery guy who apologised and said the van had broken down and unfortunately, they hadnt been able to make my delivery - really No s**t sherlock - I hadnt noticed - wot a dummy, and he asked me to ring customer service to arrange a slot for tomorrow first thing - so I told him to go ring customer service himself and make sure it was the first one off tomorrow morning too - he is now gonna ring me back within 30 mins with an exact delivery time - I only want a bloody working cooker - can this really happen cos of one poxy lightbulb ....... in minxie land it can " do u think I should leave Minxie land then and go visit a different land???? be very careful how u answer that question too | |||
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"Asked to go straight to a level 2 person cos the guy was naff who I got - held on for a while and eventually got him he asked wot I knew so told him - he then came back and said they hadnt located the van all day and didnt know naff all cos the system wasnt working - explained I had been told that at 5.15 and had then been told in a voicemail it was due here by 7.20 - upshot is - they cant deliver today (they dont know where the van or goods are), the level 2 guy isnt in tomorrow but back sunday and monday and tues - he has emailed another person Level 2, to deal with it tomorrow - I have this persons name and telephone number (ext as well) I have the guys name who I was talking to tonight and also his email address - they are giving me £50 goodwill gesture cos I went nuts, (he offered £25 and I told him where that had to be inserted) lol, they are also refunding delivery fee - and I have said they are now gonna fit it too - I can contact the guy from 9 am - I came off the fone and lo and behold it rang - its the delivery guy who apologised and said the van had broken down and unfortunately, they hadnt been able to make my delivery - really No s**t sherlock - I hadnt noticed - wot a dummy, and he asked me to ring customer service to arrange a slot for tomorrow first thing - so I told him to go ring customer service himself and make sure it was the first one off tomorrow morning too - he is now gonna ring me back within 30 mins with an exact delivery time - I only want a bloody working cooker - can this really happen cos of one poxy lightbulb ....... in minxie land it can do u think I should leave Minxie land then and go visit a different land???? be very careful how u answer that question too " cum ooop north dear lady | |||
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"Minxie I'm now a believer that bad things happen to you , please stay in bed on the 21/12/2012...... " do i have to stay there alone? cos that might get a tad boring | |||
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"Asked to go straight to a level 2 person cos the guy was naff who I got - held on for a while and eventually got him he asked wot I knew so told him - he then came back and said they hadnt located the van all day and didnt know naff all cos the system wasnt working - explained I had been told that at 5.15 and had then been told in a voicemail it was due here by 7.20 - upshot is - they cant deliver today (they dont know where the van or goods are), the level 2 guy isnt in tomorrow but back sunday and monday and tues - he has emailed another person Level 2, to deal with it tomorrow - I have this persons name and telephone number (ext as well) I have the guys name who I was talking to tonight and also his email address - they are giving me £50 goodwill gesture cos I went nuts, (he offered £25 and I told him where that had to be inserted) lol, they are also refunding delivery fee - and I have said they are now gonna fit it too - I can contact the guy from 9 am - I came off the fone and lo and behold it rang - its the delivery guy who apologised and said the van had broken down and unfortunately, they hadnt been able to make my delivery - really No s**t sherlock - I hadnt noticed - wot a dummy, and he asked me to ring customer service to arrange a slot for tomorrow first thing - so I told him to go ring customer service himself and make sure it was the first one off tomorrow morning too - he is now gonna ring me back within 30 mins with an exact delivery time - I only want a bloody working cooker - can this really happen cos of one poxy lightbulb ....... " The short version is it happened cos you're a woman and should've got an electrician in. {dons armour and braces himself} hee hee | |||
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"Asked to go straight to a level 2 person cos the guy was naff who I got - held on for a while and eventually got him he asked wot I knew so told him - he then came back and said they hadnt located the van all day and didnt know naff all cos the system wasnt working - explained I had been told that at 5.15 and had then been told in a voicemail it was due here by 7.20 - upshot is - they cant deliver today (they dont know where the van or goods are), the level 2 guy isnt in tomorrow but back sunday and monday and tues - he has emailed another person Level 2, to deal with it tomorrow - I have this persons name and telephone number (ext as well) I have the guys name who I was talking to tonight and also his email address - they are giving me £50 goodwill gesture cos I went nuts, (he offered £25 and I told him where that had to be inserted) lol, they are also refunding delivery fee - and I have said they are now gonna fit it too - I can contact the guy from 9 am - I came off the fone and lo and behold it rang - its the delivery guy who apologised and said the van had broken down and unfortunately, they hadnt been able to make my delivery - really No s**t sherlock - I hadnt noticed - wot a dummy, and he asked me to ring customer service to arrange a slot for tomorrow first thing - so I told him to go ring customer service himself and make sure it was the first one off tomorrow morning too - he is now gonna ring me back within 30 mins with an exact delivery time - I only want a bloody working cooker - can this really happen cos of one poxy lightbulb ....... The short version is it happened cos you're a woman and should've got an electrician in. {dons armour and braces himself} hee hee " I cant believe there are no electricians in the vicinity that didnt rise to the challenge ............... | |||
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"I cant believe there are no electricians in the vicinity that didnt rise to the challenge ............... " I'd have quoted ya, but I'm 350 miles away. | |||
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"I cant believe there are no electricians in the vicinity that didnt rise to the challenge ............... I'd have quoted ya, but I'm 350 miles away. " feel free to quote me anytime Wishy but i dont think it will improve your street cred ........... | |||
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"I cant believe there are no electricians in the vicinity that didnt rise to the challenge ............... I'd have quoted ya, but I'm 350 miles away. feel free to quote me anytime Wishy but i dont think it will improve your street cred ........... " Miles is like an age, but a number | |||
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"I cant believe there are no electricians in the vicinity that didnt rise to the challenge ............... I'd have quoted ya, but I'm 350 miles away. feel free to quote me anytime Wishy but i dont think it will improve your street cred ........... " I don't have any street cred. Took some tablets for it a while back and it went away. | |||
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"Minxie I'm now a believer that bad things happen to you , please stay in bed on the 21/12/2012...... do i have to stay there alone? cos that might get a tad boring " Runs off to check his diary | |||
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"Minxie I'm now a believer that bad things happen to you , please stay in bed on the 21/12/2012...... do i have to stay there alone? cos that might get a tad boring " Can always invite me | |||
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"Minxie I'm now a believer that bad things happen to you , please stay in bed on the 21/12/2012...... do i have to stay there alone? cos that might get a tad boring Can always invite me " ok form an orderly queue and i will pick | |||
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"Minxie I'm now a believer that bad things happen to you , please stay in bed on the 21/12/2012...... do i have to stay there alone? cos that might get a tad boring Can always invite me ok form an orderly queue and i will pick " Yoohoooo! | |||
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"Because we have all shared your pain over this cooker, are you gonns make us all supper tonight on it. Thats if it arrives" Hmmmm wonders about hostess gifts for dinner at Minxies... Got it! I'll get a fire extinguisher, who's going to bring a fire blanket? | |||
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"Had a better idea, the gift that keeps on giving... Any firemen about who fancy dinner at Minxies? " If we send round an electrician, gas man and waterboard a full fire crew and a Irish midget with a four leaf clover ,we can cover all bases | |||
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"Had a better idea, the gift that keeps on giving... Any firemen about who fancy dinner at Minxies? If we send round an electrician, gas man and waterboard a full fire crew and a Irish midget with a four leaf clover ,we can cover all bases " Christ,.we will never get fed if theres all those people there. Well may let fire crew in, just for safety reasons you understand | |||
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"Had a better idea, the gift that keeps on giving... Any firemen about who fancy dinner at Minxies? If we send round an electrician, gas man and waterboard a full fire crew and a Irish midget with a four leaf clover ,we can cover all bases Christ,.we will never get fed if theres all those people there. Well may let fire crew in, just for safety reasons you understand" You'd better let the fire brigade in.... Minxie'''ll be smouldering by now... | |||
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"Had a better idea, the gift that keeps on giving... Any firemen about who fancy dinner at Minxies? If we send round an electrician, gas man and waterboard a full fire crew and a Irish midget with a four leaf clover ,we can cover all bases Christ,.we will never get fed if theres all those people there. Well may let fire crew in, just for safety reasons you understand You'd better let the fire brigade in.... Minxie'''ll be smouldering by now... " Think shes way past smoldering, always happy to accomodate our emergency services | |||
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"Pm me his number no I am not sharing " Pffftttt!! Glad you got it all sorted | |||
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"Pm me his number no I am not sharing Pffftttt!! Glad you got it all sorted " thank u xx | |||
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"When God closes a door he often leaves a window open. All of your trials and tribulations to meet two hunky helpful men. Don't break the cooker!" I'm not its sitting there all shiny and new - and I am trying to read the book !!!! lol | |||
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"New cooker,.hunky mans number, happy days minxsie x" mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"New cooker,.hunky mans number, happy days minxsie x mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm " Alls well that ends well... Will there be any buns the oven?? | |||
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"New cooker,.hunky mans number, happy days minxsie x mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alls well that ends well... Will there be any buns the oven?? " no but all this talk of food........ am gonna go and press a few buttons ...... | |||
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"New cooker,.hunky mans number, happy days minxsie x mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alls well that ends well... Will there be any buns the oven?? no but all this talk of food........ am gonna go and press a few buttons ...... " Hope you've read that manual front to back... otherwise you'll have more beeps and pings sounding | |||
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"New cooker,.hunky mans number, happy days minxsie x mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alls well that ends well... Will there be any buns the oven?? no but all this talk of food........ am gonna go and press a few buttons ...... Hope you've read that manual front to back... otherwise you'll have more beeps and pings sounding " yep I know what I am doing...... errrrrm this is how I got into the mess in the first place me thinks lol ........... I might go and do some baking now ....... cake anyone????!!! | |||
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"New cooker,.hunky mans number, happy days minxsie x mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Alls well that ends well... Will there be any buns the oven?? no but all this talk of food........ am gonna go and press a few buttons ...... Hope you've read that manual front to back... otherwise you'll have more beeps and pings sounding yep I know what I am doing...... errrrrm this is how I got into the mess in the first place me thinks lol ........... I might go and do some baking now ....... cake anyone????!!! " Following all the stress of yesterday, we could all do with a bit of cake please, oh and can I have a cuppa too please, | |||
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"What's it to be.. a classic sponge?? what would people like ........ " A nice roast for me | |||
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"What's it to be.. a classic sponge?? what would people like ........ A nice roast for me " God I know its been a stressful time for me and I havent had a working oven for five days but ffs when did a roast become a cake and who changed the rules???? | |||
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"Yay the minxster can eat hot food again, it's like Christmas came early " yeah I could marzipan my christmas cake today too ......... then it would look a little like "its beginning to look a lot like Christmas" dont u think?? lol | |||
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"What about coffee and walnut with caramel frosting? Ooops, scratch the caramel frosting, it involves boiling sugar. And I just had a picture of Minxie and boiling sugar in the same room! So coffee and walnut with vanilla buttercream please Minxie And yay you! Only you could turn a blown bulb into two hunky men fulfilling your every need! " mmmmmmmmmm I like this - the cake the cake .............. and singularly for the guys deffo | |||
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"Yay the minxster can eat hot food again, it's like Christmas came early yeah I could marzipan my christmas cake today too ......... then it would look a little like "its beginning to look a lot like Christmas" dont u think?? lol " You read my mind Minxie (I'm not gonna say it...I'm really not) | |||
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"Yay the minxster can eat hot food again, it's like Christmas came early yeah I could marzipan my christmas cake today too ......... then it would look a little like "its beginning to look a lot like Christmas" dont u think?? lol You read my mind Minxie (I'm not gonna say it...I'm really not) " i havent been that naughty today though | |||
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" So coffee and walnut with vanilla buttercream please Minxie And yay you! Only you could turn a blown bulb into two hunky men fulfilling your every need! mmmmmmmmmm I like this - the cake the cake .............. and singularly for the guys deffo " Oddly enough, despite it not making great coffee, camp coffee is the best flavouring for coffee cakes | |||
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" So coffee and walnut with vanilla buttercream please Minxie And yay you! Only you could turn a blown bulb into two hunky men fulfilling your every need! mmmmmmmmmm I like this - the cake the cake .............. and singularly for the guys deffo Oddly enough, despite it not making great coffee, camp coffee is the best flavouring for coffee cakes" and for coffee icecream too | |||
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" So coffee and walnut with vanilla buttercream please Minxie And yay you! Only you could turn a blown bulb into two hunky men fulfilling your every need! mmmmmmmmmm I like this - the cake the cake .............. and singularly for the guys deffo Oddly enough, despite it not making great coffee, camp coffee is the best flavouring for coffee cakes and for coffee icecream too " Guess what Minxie....? . . . .... It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas.... Oh Jeeeeeezusss! It's catching!!!!! | |||
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" So coffee and walnut with vanilla buttercream please Minxie And yay you! Only you could turn a blown bulb into two hunky men fulfilling your every need! mmmmmmmmmm I like this - the cake the cake .............. and singularly for the guys deffo Oddly enough, despite it not making great coffee, camp coffee is the best flavouring for coffee cakes and for coffee icecream too Guess what Minxie....? . . . .... It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas.... Oh Jeeeeeezusss! It's catching!!!!! " Everywhere u go ................ yep it is | |||
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