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ANNUAL FAB FORUM AWARDS 2012 RESULTS

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Many thanks to all those that took the time and made the effort to vote.

I had 367 votes in total...the results are....

Sexiest Male.

1st. Archangel

2nd. Ryanfun

3rd. Obihaive and Funky monkey

Sexiest Female.

1st. Julie the wonderslut

2nd.Femmefatale

3rd. Tempting Devil

Straight talking poster.

1st.Polo.

2nd. View

3rd. Femmefatale

Funniest forum poster.

1st.Ryanfun

2nd.Polo

3rd.Soxy

Person you would most like to be stuck in a lift with..

1st. Diamondsmiles

2nd. Soxy

3rd. Polo

Most enticing avatar.

1st Femmefatale

2nd.Archangel

3rd. Ryanfun

Best Profile.

1st.Blondecaz

2nd Polo

3rd. Pearl Necklace

Best newcomer.

1st.Tongue in groove

2nd.Rusty11

3rd. Raymond the bastard.

Person you would most like to cover in custard and lick clean...

1st. Eveshamgal

2nd. Gentleman Ben

3rd. Funky monkey.

Most interesting poster....

1st. Licketysplits

2nd.Blackspice

3rd. Blondecaz.

Congratulations to all....thanks again for all the votes....im off to have a naughty weekend...hope you all enjoy yours....

Femmefatale

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Congrats everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big well done to all the winners!!

Looking forward to the after party!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Very, very well deserved winners.

Congratulations all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations everyone x x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Thank you very much to all who voted for me....... I guess people are right when they say they prefer quality over quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done everyone and thanks to Femme for totting up the votes

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Thank you very much to all who voted for me....... I guess people are right when they say they prefer quality over quantity "

I was up your rear......

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

First time in 4 years I have won something on an awards thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

First time in 4 years I have won something on an awards thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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well done

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Thank you very much to all who voted for me....... I guess people are right when they say they prefer quality over quantity

I was up your rear......"

I didn't notice... but then I have had a hearty dump today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many congratulation to all the winners...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Thank you very much to all who voted for me....... I guess people are right when they say they prefer quality over quantity

I was up your rear......

I didn't notice... but then I have had a hearty dump today."

biatch but I still like ya.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd best newcomer well happy with that, thanks for the votes.

CONGRATS to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats all!

And to clarify - just because I tied with Funky does not mean I am another of his fake, alternate timeline profiles!!!!

Or does it??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd like to thank you all for the votes on my interesting posts. I really would but I won't. I wanted to win sexiest female... sobs.... I really, really did... wipes snotty nose.

Erm, thank you all so much. I will do my best to remain interesting (mumbles and unsexy) for the next year. It is a great privilege to be honoured in this way. It would not have been possible without the tireless work of so many who post daft, thought-provoking and downright cruel threads on here. There are too many of you to name.

I must also take a moment to thank my cat. Without her constant aged refusal to die I would be out and about more and have less time to be interesting on here.

Finally, my thanks to Femme for sponsoring these awards. Femme, is the naughty weekend away for all Fab Forum winners? Where do we meet?

Typos corrected!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

First time in 4 years I have won something on an awards thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well done "

Thanks

I'm not even joking, I'm very happy about this....am off to buy a pallet of ambrosia and a paddling pool

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

First time in 4 years I have won something on an awards thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well done

Thanks

I'm not even joking, I'm very happy about this....am off to buy a pallet of ambrosia and a paddling pool "

So you need the names of everyone who voted for you so that they can give you your prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats it im throwing a diva strop/hissy fit! and im gonna sulk and screammm

screw you all for not voting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats it im throwing a diva strop/hissy fit! and im gonna sulk and screammm

screw you all for not voting lol "

There is always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratumalations to the winners and the runners up! And thanks to Femme for all the work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we'll done femme!!! Great job

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

WOW!!!! Best Profile winner and 3rd in Most Interesting poster...I'm seriously overwhelmed...

Thanks to everyone who voted for me, cheques are in the post (world's 3rd greatest lie)

Well done to all the other winners and runners-up, many of whom are on my hotlist and stealth perved on a regular basis

And a big thanks to Femme for counting up the votes - have a shagadelic weekend and watch out for the world's 2nd greatest lie (I promise I won't cum in your mouth)

And just in case anyone's wondering what the worlds greatest lie is...

My wife/husband doesn't understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG!!!!

I have just logged in, I am speechless...and omg it certainly has made me feel soooo much better.

A huge thank you to everyone who voted for me, it has touched me and I am not being naughty!!

Thank you, thank you..,..not sure what else to say at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YesI forget, thank you Femme for running this...I am sorry I have not participated as much this week, but with the problems etc not been able to.

THANK YOU Femme

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes. Congratulations to Julie. And she's all mine! I shall reward her tonight with a hot, creamy drink.

M

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy? "

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy?

I'm in "

Us too, but have to be very gentle with me

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh yes. Congratulations to Julie. And she's all mine! I shall reward her tonight with a hot, creamy drink.

M

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Awwww give the girl some bubbles M, go on!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy? "

As my mum often said.... it's not the winning that counts. It's being able to gloat at the losers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes. Congratulations to Julie. And she's all mine! I shall reward her tonight with a hot, creamy drink.

M

Awwww give the girl some bubbles M, go on! "

She can make her own bubbles with what goes in her mouth.

M

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Congratulations to all and we'll done Femme for pulling it together. Thanks to everyone for my votes, very much appreciated.

Lickety - guess you will be freezing the burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy?

As my mum often said.... it's not the winning that counts. It's being able to gloat at the losers."

There are no losers, just people who didn't fit the categories!

I'd have romped home with grumpiest poster or most irritable poster!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy?

As my mum often said.... it's not the winning that counts. It's being able to gloat at the losers.

There are no losers, just people who didn't fit the categories!

I'd have romped home with grumpiest poster or most irritable poster! "

Or.......

Most gripping bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the rest of us watch the orgy please?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy?

As my mum often said.... it's not the winning that counts. It's being able to gloat at the losers.

There are no losers, just people who didn't fit the categories!

I'd have romped home with grumpiest poster or most irritable poster! "

Don't kid yourself on that last one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOO HOO!!!

Winners orgy?

As my mum often said.... it's not the winning that counts. It's being able to gloat at the losers.

There are no losers, just people who didn't fit the categories!

I'd have romped home with grumpiest poster or most irritable poster!

Or.......

Most gripping bottom"

Grrrrrr!

*shakes fist*

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Can the rest of us watch the orgy please? "

You can do the pix Fia, get your box brownie out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can the rest of us watch the orgy please?

You can do the pix Fia, get your box brownie out "

Ooh I'm good with a camera... I even made MarquisDeHappy look good

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Can the rest of us watch the orgy please?

You can do the pix Fia, get your box brownie out

Ooh I'm good with a camera... I even made MarquisDeHappy look good "

Did you borrow Ryan's bag for that photo shoot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you "

nah lets have our own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

nah lets have our own "

Woop woop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

nah lets have our own "

Good idea sassy!!

Lets go start our own LOSERS orgy!!

For losers only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

nah lets have our own

Woop woop "

you got an award.. so your out..

Studmcmuffin, Bussy, Vicci Boy, Dave, Purring Pussy, Kinky, Game4it are invited though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came second so in a way I won and lost so should be able to join in both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I came second so in a way I won and lost so should be able to join in both "

Afraid not, LOSERS orgy only...... Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

nah lets have our own

Woop woop

you got an award.. so your out..

Studmcmuffin, Bussy, Vicci Boy, Dave, Purring Pussy, Kinky, Game4it are invited though"

Oh no young lady I think as a winner, I should supervise this orgy....I can then direct you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I came second so in a way I won and lost so should be able to join in both

Afraid not, LOSERS orgy only...... Sorry "

Let me in, pretty pleeassseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a loser, can I come in please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop, thanks for the votes. I have laid down a plastic sheet and the Birds is warming on the stove. Now who voted, so I can give my address for you to come around?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you."

yeah we'll take funky too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you.

yeah we'll take funky too "

Good negotiations there!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you.

yeah we'll take funky too "

You can have him... but he did get 3rd in another catagory.

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you.

yeah we'll take funky too

You can have him... but he did get 3rd in another catagory.

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

"

*chucks funks back*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you."

Lmao, that has to be one of your best forum posts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

nah lets have our own

Woop woop

you got an award.. so your out..

Studmcmuffin, Bussy, Vicci Boy, Dave, Purring Pussy, Kinky, Game4it are invited though"

Can I join in too?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Can us losers watch the winners orgy?

Please, thank you

nah lets have our own

Woop woop

you got an award.. so your out..

Studmcmuffin, Bussy, Vicci Boy, Dave, Purring Pussy, Kinky, Game4it are invited though

Can I join in too? "

You don't need to ask, just go and join them in their thread... I think they've just started the unripe grape crushing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha ha ha ha, iwon trapped in a lift with,think they must of missed read it as her trappped in a lift on her own.

Just shows there are some insane people wanting to be trapped in a lift with me. BUY a massive thankyou to all my insane friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations to the winners. As an avid reader/part time lurker I can see why many who won did so as they are the straight talking welcoming ones. You all deserved it as you help make the forums a good read.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Congratulations to the winners. As an avid reader/part time lurker I can see why many who won did so as they are the straight talking welcoming ones. You all deserved it as you help make the forums a good read. "

awwwwwwwww how sweet, hope your going to join in on the forums morexx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

what happened to the best vampire category,i've been shagging my knob off in that cRYpT for fucking months now,and this is all i get.

ffs i'm still trying to get angelina,off my knob.

MWHAHAHAmWHAHAHAhAHAHA shit!shit!! and treble shit!!!

i'll give yous a speech anyway.

accustomed as i am to losing,i would just like to say,in some way we're all losers,though maybe a bit less the winners.

i lost in all the same categories last year,so to say i'm shocked,losing in them again this year,would be a blatant lie.

all this wouldn't be possible,without all those wonderful people who didn't vote for me (AGAIN),

so to them i would just like to say,

FUCK YOUS!FUCK YOUS!! FUCK YOUS!!!

ahem i mean thank you.

to all the winners,i would like to say,get it right up yeas,it was a fix this year again,does simon cowel run these fucking awards,wheres that fucking finger emotion

and last but not least,i would just like to say to my dear old mum,look mum! i've lived up to all your expectations.

ps the losers could have our own orgy,at the shag a loser after party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It looks like I missed all the orgies.

Congratulations to all the winners, the losers, the voters and the lurkers.

Ryan, you can still get your burger (told you so!).

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny. "

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier. "

Oh I dunno, first you hate it, then you get used to it, then after some time you kinda get to rely on it. It does that to you, y'know.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier.

Oh I dunno, first you hate it, then you get used to it, then after some time you kinda get to rely on it. It does that to you, y'know. "

But Wishy.... aren't you already in the Winners Club, from 2011 and 2010.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"It looks like I missed all the orgies.

Congratulations to all the winners, the losers, the voters and the lurkers.

Ryan, you can still get your burger (told you so!).

"

Cool

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier.

Oh I dunno, first you hate it, then you get used to it, then after some time you kinda get to rely on it. It does that to you, y'know.

But Wishy.... aren't you already in the Winners Club, from 2011 and 2010."

shuttit polo,your orgy a bit slow,is it,trying to entice some losers in eh.

stuff your winners orgy right up yer arse.

GET IT RIGHT UP YEA's,YA WINNING BASTARDS.

pssssstttt wishy if you get in,open the fire doors for us,please mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It looks like I missed all the orgies.

Congratulations to all the winners, the losers, the voters and the lurkers.

Ryan, you can still get your burger (told you so!).

Cool "

Ppppppssstt Ryan, wanna join in our orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier.

Oh I dunno, first you hate it, then you get used to it, then after some time you kinda get to rely on it. It does that to you, y'know.

But Wishy.... aren't you already in the Winners Club, from 2011 and 2010."

Um... dunno.. did I win sommat then? Didn't think that it was a case of 'once you're in you're in for good' a sort of lifetime membership thingy.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier.

Oh I dunno, first you hate it, then you get used to it, then after some time you kinda get to rely on it. It does that to you, y'know.

But Wishy.... aren't you already in the Winners Club, from 2011 and 2010.

shuttit polo,your orgy a bit slow,is it,trying to entice some losers in eh.

stuff your winners orgy right up yer arse.

GET IT RIGHT UP YEA's,YA WINNING BASTARDS.

pssssstttt wishy if you get in,open the fire doors for us,please mate. "

My dearest Saucy...... the winner's orgy may seem quiet, but that's because we use a tad more ermmmmmmm shall we say discretion, as it is a private members only function.

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Psssst.... as a 3 years running winner, I think I'm allowed a +1

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"It looks like I missed all the orgies.

Congratulations to all the winners, the losers, the voters and the lurkers.

Ryan, you can still get your burger (told you so!).

Cool

Ppppppssstt Ryan, wanna join in our orgy? "

Oy, no winners allowed. They have their own orgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't find 2011's awards but in 2010 I came third in the Best Thread section with my first Football Thread.

Guess that lets me in then. Pint of lager please barkeep and I'll be back in a sec ...

{opens firedoors for Saucy} Here ya go pal, but sshhhh..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Couldn't find 2011's awards but in 2010 I came third in the Best Thread section with my first Football Thread.

Guess that lets me in then. Pint of lager please barkeep and I'll be back in a sec ...

{opens firedoors for Saucy} Here ya go pal, but sshhhh.. "

How many football threads have there been since?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Couldn't find 2011's awards but in 2010 I came third in the Best Thread section with my first Football Thread.

Guess that lets me in then. Pint of lager please barkeep and I'll be back in a sec ...

{opens firedoors for Saucy} Here ya go pal, but sshhhh.. "

Last year you got 3rd for 'person you would most like to see in a gimp mask'

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Saucy ya loon, that was fookin funny.

thanks mate,loosing doesnt get any easier.

Oh I dunno, first you hate it, then you get used to it, then after some time you kinda get to rely on it. It does that to you, y'know.

But Wishy.... aren't you already in the Winners Club, from 2011 and 2010.

shuttit polo,your orgy a bit slow,is it,trying to entice some losers in eh.

stuff your winners orgy right up yer arse.

GET IT RIGHT UP YEA's,YA WINNING BASTARDS.

pssssstttt wishy if you get in,open the fire doors for us,please mate.

My dearest Saucy...... the winner's orgy may seem quiet, but that's because we use a tad more ermmmmmmm shall we say discretion, as it is a private members only function.

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Psssst.... as a 3 years running winner, I think I'm allowed a +1 "

aye and i'll tell you,as a three year running loser,in fact i'm due a lifetime achievement award for losing.

so from a loser,to a winner,

can i just say,if a shags out of the question,any chance of a gammy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many football threads have there been since?"

It's on Football Thread V at the moment. There's been others but they've been for specific football events. Mine are more about football in general. I'm amazed they haven't even been shut of had world war three on them but people tend to take them in the spirit in which they are intended. Thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't find 2011's awards but in 2010 I came third in the Best Thread section with my first Football Thread.

Guess that lets me in then. Pint of lager please barkeep and I'll be back in a sec ...

{opens firedoors for Saucy} Here ya go pal, but sshhhh..

Last year you got 3rd for 'person you would most like to see in a gimp mask'

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Double winner then. Bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you."

Charmed!!!

I step out for a few hours to....er.....do something else - and i'm booted from an orgy! Well fine - tbh am I bothered?

Given that there's way more losers than winners - happy days!!!! More boobs and bums for me to play with!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!? "

Ffs have you not noticed,i'm shagging you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you.

Charmed!!!

I step out for a few hours to....er.....do something else - and i'm booted from an orgy! Well fine - tbh am I bothered?

Given that there's way more losers than winners - happy days!!!! More boobs and bums for me to play with!! "

Fancy a play with mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!? "

If it's any consolation I've got your arse as my desktop wallpaper and you are frequently 'nominated' over on a daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought as sexiest female I think I need to road test the sexiest males ...to make sure they were placed fairly . Line up

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Well done all the winners!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeing as all the losers are leaving... can you take Obi with you.... technically a joint 3rd is a 4th.

Thank you.

Charmed!!!

I step out for a few hours to....er.....do something else - and i'm booted from an orgy! Well fine - tbh am I bothered?

Given that there's way more losers than winners - happy days!!!! More boobs and bums for me to play with!!

Fancy a play with mine? "

Ooh! Shiny new avatar!! Me likey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!?

Ffs have you not noticed,i'm shagging you. "

I really do wish you'd pull my nightie down when you've finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!?

If it's any consolation I've got your arse as my desktop wallpaper and you are frequently 'nominated' over on a daily basis. "

All smiley again and suitably consoled! Could you nominate over me just once more kind sir!? In this cold damp weather, a girl needs as much nominating as she can get!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!?

Ffs have you not noticed,i'm shagging you.

I really do wish you'd pull my nightie down when you've finished! "

Had something similar once when a guy woke me to compliment me on my tight pussy...told him he should have taken me tights off as well as pulling me nightie down when he was done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has nobody noticed me sulking and sobbing in the sad, 'not nominated' corner!?

Ffs have you not noticed,i'm shagging you.

I really do wish you'd pull my nightie down when you've finished!

Had something similar once when a guy woke me to compliment me on my tight pussy...told him he should have taken me tights off as well as pulling me nightie down when he was done "

bit of a toe curling moment I imagine!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh it's a shame to let this drop off the first page just yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could cry "fixed" for the number of times the OP appears on the list!

Well done all, myself included, ha ha, as I did not even know I was in the running for anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3rd year in a row for me with twice sexiest bum winner before.

So thanks to all the sexiest females who voted, hard luck yo all the men left in my wake but we all know the cream always rises to to the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Closed, head got too big) "

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"3rd year in a row for me with twice sexiest bum winner before.

So thanks to all the sexiest females who voted, hard luck yo all the men left in my wake but we all know the cream always rises to to the top. "

*sniggers*

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"3rd year in a row for me with twice sexiest bum winner before.

So thanks to all the sexiest females who voted, hard luck yo all the men left in my wake but we all know the cream always rises to to the top. "

I'm just glad you can't tell jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought I'd get "Best Dad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad" "

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012' "

Does that mean you were at the non-winners party under false pretences? Clever lady.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I sense people may be taking it all a bit too seriously....which is amusing to say the least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Does that mean you were at the non-winners party under false pretences? Clever lady."

different poll so technically im still a loser..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I sense people may be taking it all a bit too seriously....which is amusing to say the least. "

When you make the effort to put glitter on a hairband you have to take it seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012' "

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it "

could argue the same for all these outcomes too

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

When it comes to the main event... your either L'Oreal or you're not.

I keep meaning to write a full speech, but I never get past the fist line before it just becomes HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ..........

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it "

PMFSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it

could argue the same for all these outcomes too "

You could if the thread was a MISS FAB one but its not (look at the title). It just looks like a bit of a toys out of pram remark. But if you are all into getting your ego flattered go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think what you lot want to think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didnt win any awards who cares its light hearted fun, i congratulated winners and thanked femme for the hard work.

I added those stupid cheesy grin smileys to indicate humour. So its acceptable to be sarcastic if your a 'winner' but not if your a 'loser'

Im blocked by pretty much all of the users who won various things so i get that i am not a popular or liked user of these awards.

Yes there was a Miss Fab 2012 thread started in jest by another user and i was flattered i had the popularity on that outcome. I just made a point at while someone had slapped down that 'victory' as it wasnt exactly valid, who is to say these votes in private were any different. All awards are won by friends of friends. Truthfully i was surprised with a few of the outcomes but if thats what the votes counted then who am i to argue

It was just a bit of lighthearted fun, yet im the one accused of throwing toys out of a pram?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To paraphrase your earlier post, think what you want to think.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If people weren't really bothered by any of it, there would be no fun taking the piss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i didnt win any awards who cares its light hearted fun, i congratulated winners and thanked femme for the hard work.

I added those stupid cheesy grin smileys to indicate humour. So its acceptable to be sarcastic if your a 'winner' but not if your a 'loser'

Im blocked by pretty much all of the users who won various things so i get that i am not a popular or liked user of these awards.

Yes there was a Miss Fab 2012 thread started in jest by another user and i was flattered i had the popularity on that outcome. I just made a point at while someone had slapped down that 'victory' as it wasnt exactly valid, who is to say these votes in private were any different. All awards are won by friends of friends. Truthfully i was surprised with a few of the outcomes but if thats what the votes counted then who am i to argue

It was just a bit of lighthearted fun, yet im the one accused of throwing toys out of a pram? "

All voting is open to _iewing if someone wishes to see, just to prove it was above board. Some may be may not be surprised who did and didnt voted for them. By the way i dont have a clue who voted for me accept the one who put it on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

By the way if you was young sexy male and voted to be with be in a lift feel free to pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh nice thread (mostly) and a very well done guys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Has everyone finished doing the speeches

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Has everyone finished doing the speeches"

Think so. The family falling out has already started

Right where's the dj? Shall we start the boogieing mafia disco queen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get an award for best popcorn sales?

I've been hustling my butt off here with all the non-voters/commenter's.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Does it really matter who won what on what thread???

It's just a bit of fun....didn't see me moaning that no one voted for me in the miss fab one.

What relay matters is I have a paddling pool full of custard going to waste here cos non of the people who voted for me have come forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it really matter who won what on what thread???

It's just a bit of fun....didn't see me moaning that no one voted for me in the miss fab one.

What relay matters is I have a paddling pool full of custard going to waste here cos non of the people who voted for me have come forward "

........ coff coff errrrrr ...... there's a few of us have been dunking our pop-corn in your custard ....... sorry, it was just so tempting.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Does it really matter who won what on what thread???

It's just a bit of fun....didn't see me moaning that no one voted for me in the miss fab one.

What relay matters is I have a paddling pool full of custard going to waste here cos non of the people who voted for me have come forward

........ coff coff errrrrr ...... there's a few of us have been dunking our pop-corn in your custard ....... sorry, it was just so tempting. "

As long as you haven't left any kernels in there......that's got to be worse than finding sweercorn under the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it really matter who won what on what thread???

It's just a bit of fun....didn't see me moaning that no one voted for me in the miss fab one.

What relay matters is I have a paddling pool full of custard going to waste here cos non of the people who voted for me have come forward

........ coff coff errrrrr ...... there's a few of us have been dunking our pop-corn in your custard ....... sorry, it was just so tempting.

As long as you haven't left any kernels in there......that's got to be worse than finding sweercorn under the foreskin "

You should have seen the trouble I had holding back the crowd of guys who wanted to dunk their nuts in your custard!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

im still waiting to see who wants to get stuck in a lift with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard and popcorn???!!!

Hmmmm, not sure about that, as I don't like custard.

May I have salted popcorn on its own please? TVMIA.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"im still waiting to see who wants to get stuck in a lift with me"

I was one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im still waiting to see who wants to get stuck in a lift with me"

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I would not wish to be your room mate at Chams, that's for certain, as I do not wish to be without a room for the night when the keys go missing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im still waiting to see who wants to get stuck in a lift with me

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I would not wish to be your room mate at Chams, that's for certain, as I do not wish to be without a room for the night when the keys go missing! "

.... I think you have to look under cars for your keys, her hiding place of choice I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck this, I'm leaving the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im still waiting to see who wants to get stuck in a lift with me

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I would not wish to be your room mate at Chams, that's for certain, as I do not wish to be without a room for the night when the keys go missing!

.... I think you have to look under cars for your keys, her hiding place of choice I believe. "

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Under the decking on Cham's sun deck is her new favourite place to hide keys I heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site"

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Goodbye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site"

Keenfucktoffagain your new user name when you come back?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"im still waiting to see who wants to get stuck in a lift with me

.

I would not wish to be your room mate at Chams, that's for certain, as I do not wish to be without a room for the night when the keys go missing!

.... I think you have to look under cars for your keys, her hiding place of choice I believe.

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Under the decking on Cham's sun deck is her new favourite place to hide keys I heard. "
excuse me, i didnt loose them it was jason. i just told him to put them there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site

Keenfucktoffagain your new user name when you come back? "

XxtrampshaggerxX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done to all the winners of the ANNUAL FAB FORUM AWARDS 2012

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site"

Don't be silly Paddy. Next year there WILL be a best Diva category. Promise. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site

Don't be silly Paddy. Next year there WILL be a best Diva category. Promise. xx"

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View will win that one hands down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it

could argue the same for all these outcomes too

You could if the thread was a MISS FAB one but its not (look at the title). It just looks like a bit of a toys out of pram remark. But if you are all into getting your ego flattered go for it. "

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site

Don't be silly Paddy. Next year there WILL be a best Diva category. Promise. xx

.

View will win that one hands down. "

Oi...... I have remained a very dignified silence throughout...... I didn't post on the winners, losers orgies....

and I never vote

nor will I ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never vote either.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site

Don't be silly Paddy. Next year there WILL be a best Diva category. Promise. xx

.

View will win that one hands down.

Oi...... I have remained a very dignified silence throughout...... I didn't post on the winners, losers orgies....

and I never vote

nor will I ever"

Know sommat View.... I see you as more flamboyant than flouncy - bathed more in Demeanour than HissyWater.

I award you the FAB Unique to the Teeth Award 2000 and ever xxx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never vote either

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"fuck this, I'm leaving the site

Don't be silly Paddy. Next year there WILL be a best Diva category. Promise. xx

.

View will win that one hands down.

Oi...... I have remained a very dignified silence throughout...... I didn't post on the winners, losers orgies....

and I never vote

nor will I ever

Know sommat View.... I see you as more flamboyant than flouncy - bathed more in Demeanour than HissyWater.

I award you the FAB Unique to the Teeth Award 2000 and ever xxx "

thank you Granny

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"thought I'd get "Best Dad"

lol and ive stil got my title of 'miss fabs 2012'

Lol I really don't think a back slapping open vote on an introverted thread by less than 0.001% of fab members really counts then go for it "

Why doesn't it count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never vote either "

my votes went into the local voting ballot box...nobody informed me it was for on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Award thread ?????????? this is first time i've seen or heard of it .....sorry or i would have cast my vote to ......btw ...was there a list of folk one could vote for ...and who's decision was it to put those names forward .......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Award thread ?????????? this is first time i've seen or heard of it .....sorry or i would have cast my vote to ......btw ...was there a list of folk one could vote for ...and who's decision was it to put those names forward .......lol"

Don’t worry,,,,,, Its too late now, my dreams of victory are in tatters,,,, tatters…. Sob-sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sense people may be taking it all a bit too seriously....which is amusing to say the least. "

Some people maybe.

Some of us found a life under the sofa last night and have been out playing with it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I sense people may be taking it all a bit too seriously....which is amusing to say the least.

Some people maybe.

Some of us found a life under the sofa last night and have been out playing with it.

"

Frisbee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sense people may be taking it all a bit too seriously....which is amusing to say the least.

Some people maybe.

Some of us found a life under the sofa last night and have been out playing with it.

Frisbee ?"

No, but there were games, competitions and quizzes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to say, my PA has not had time to type my speech up....erm he was kept too busy last night

I also have no idea who voted for me, and also until reading comments above I didn't realise that I was 2nd on a similar thread...like to that say thanks for that as well....it occurred in my absence

However, it is just light hearted fun, and I still appreciate everyone who appreciates me

Oh and M of course....

So I do declare....it is back to orgy time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm too sore. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too sore. Sorry "

I didn't wear you out that much last night

You wuss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg, this is a light hearted thread!! Meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, bit of fun! Just like swinging......

If I congratulate all the winners again, can I join in the orgy ? Pretty please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Omg, this is a light hearted thread!! Meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, bit of fun! Just like swinging......

If I congratulate all the winners again, can I join in the orgy ? Pretty please "

Course you can its a free for all now

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

there must be a glitch in the vote counting system,was it made in uganda per chance hmmmmmm.

ok!here's my reasoning,my thirty profiles,voted for me in every category.i didn't even get a third place,not even one third fucking place.

now it's obvious some of the winners,must have considerably more than thirty profiles,cause they won,and no body fucking likes them.

although i feel it would be unfair,and unsporting,to name them,polo,_iew,and femme.

i yous didn't give sportsmanship,and fairness,much thought when yous were rigging the vote,

ya cheating bastards.

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!! FREE THE FAB 1 !!!

on the upside,i've got a meet next saturday,with my gorgeous lesbian couples profile,who apparently still like a good knobbing,oh happy days.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Congrats all!

And to clarify - just because I tied with Funky does not mean I am another of his fake, alternate timeline profiles!!!!

Or does it?? "

Oh I'm afraid it does!

At my last reckoning there only 7 genuine male profiles on the site, The rest or me/us.

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WDW!

(That's internet talk for 'well done winners', I just made it up there)

Big thanks to Femme for administering the shit out of these awards. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats all!

And to clarify - just because I tied with Funky does not mean I am another of his fake, alternate timeline profiles!!!!

Or does it??

Oh I'm afraid it does!

At my last reckoning there only 7 genuine male profiles on the site, The rest or me/us.

--------------------------------------

WDW!

(That's internet talk for 'well done winners', I just made it up there)

Big thanks to Femme for administering the shit out of these awards. x "

You've played too much online bingo. That's what they say after each game!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Congrats all!

And to clarify - just because I tied with Funky does not mean I am another of his fake, alternate timeline profiles!!!!

Or does it??

Oh I'm afraid it does!

At my last reckoning there only 7 genuine male profiles on the site, The rest or me/us.

--------------------------------------

WDW!

(That's internet talk for 'well done winners', I just made it up there)

Big thanks to Femme for administering the shit out of these awards. x

You've played too much online bingo. That's what they say after each game! "

No that will be 'Well done winner' I said winners, see! Massive difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Congrats all!

And to clarify - just because I tied with Funky does not mean I am another of his fake, alternate timeline profiles!!!!

Or does it??

Oh I'm afraid it does!

At my last reckoning there only 7 genuine male profiles on the site, The rest or me/us.

--------------------------------------

WDW!

(That's internet talk for 'well done winners', I just made it up there)

Big thanks to Femme for administering the shit out of these awards. x

You've played too much online bingo. That's what they say after each game!

No that will be 'Well done winner' I said winners, see! Massive difference. "

Depends if more than one wins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big pat on back- hug n snog - lick and suck - etc etc etc to all--- well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am bumping this so the recent thread by Tina can see the categories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No prize for my favourite

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oh ffs!

I was going to say "how come there is never an award for the person who bumps the oldest closed thread," but this one still has legs

(even if they are as short as mine )

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs!

I was going to say "how come there is never an award for the person who bumps the oldest closed thread," but this one still has legs

(even if they are as short as mine )

Mr ddc"

We are working on it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh ffs!

I was going to say "how come there is never an award for the person who bumps the oldest closed thread," but this one still has legs

(even if they are as short as mine )

Mr ddc"

That was my first year on the forum. My legs are shorter than yours and you win the prize for bumping the most obscure threads too.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I wasn't even on fab. God, I was so innocent back then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs!

I was going to say "how come there is never an award for the person who bumps the oldest closed thread," but this one still has legs

(even if they are as short as mine )

Mr ddc"

Hold the front page..........................................................

"Mr DDC posts on a thread that's still open" shocker.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Person you would most like to cover in custard and lick clean...

lolololol made me chuckle...

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