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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Internet, I would .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank over magazines found in bushes like the good old days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Be grateful I can still read maps.

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By *P4RTANMan
over a year ago

near

Cancel my WIFI subscription.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

… struggle to request a refund on my unused Fab site supporters fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Function fine & everyone else would live life to the full not by screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably call my friend, ask for their address and then write letters. Get all romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send FAF messages by carrier pigeon.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have to go to the bank and draw all my money out, then hope the bus takes cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The Internet, I would ....."

Love it

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Buy Swedish erotica playing cards

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


" The Internet, I would ....."

Not have posted this thread?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be absolutely fine, I’m old enough to remember life without internet and mobile phones,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my dick pics in a bottle and throw them in the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to buy toilet paper. Sorry

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Rejoice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The Internet, I would .....

Not have posted this thread?

A"

His internet cut out before he could finish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bring my VHF video recorder down out the loft and plug it back in.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


" The Internet, I would .....

Not have posted this thread?

A

His internet cut out before he could finish"

I see what you did there.

A

*because I still have Internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my vinyl and my cassettes so I’d probs be fine but where would I annoy men?

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Be out of a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my vinyl and my cassettes so I’d probs be fine but where would I annoy men? "

In person lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have my vinyl and my cassettes so I’d probs be fine but where would I annoy men? "

Where women always annoy men.

Feckin everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my vinyl and my cassettes so I’d probs be fine but where would I annoy men?

In person lmao"

But then I’d actually have to leave the house, and unfortunately that’s too much for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my vinyl and my cassettes so I’d probs be fine but where would I annoy men?

Where women always annoy men.

Feckin everywhere. "

It’s a good thing this doesn’t apply to me seeing as I’m not a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my vinyl and my cassettes so I’d probs be fine but where would I annoy men?

In person lmao

But then I’d actually have to leave the house, and unfortunately that’s too much for me "

I hear that. Relatable.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Get back on CB radio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get back on CB radio"

1 9 a copy over, reading you loud and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world would grind to a stop

Everyone thinks they be ok aren’t looking at the big pitcher

The world runs on the net everything from banks to your local shop

The cash point in your local shop is connected to the internet

If you haven’t got cash stuff underneath the mattress then no cash

Your card pay at the shop is done though the net

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world would grind to a stop

Everyone thinks they be ok aren’t looking at the big pitcher

The world runs on the net everything from banks to your local shop

The cash point in your local shop is connected to the internet

If you haven’t got cash stuff underneath the mattress then no cash

Your card pay at the shop is done though the net

"

You could have simply said you'd be skint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world would grind to a stop

Everyone thinks they be ok aren’t looking at the big pitcher

The world runs on the net everything from banks to your local shop

The cash point in your local shop is connected to the internet

If you haven’t got cash stuff underneath the mattress then no cash

Your card pay at the shop is done though the net

You could have simply said you'd be skint. "

Ha ha

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I would hitch-hike to Shrewsbury for the live Nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a Nokia NK503, and actually be happy with a phone for the first time since I had a Nokia NK503

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Go and knock on somebody's door to see if they wanted to come out and play

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Be concerned, as society would struggle without stability very quickly

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern


"Wank over magazines found in bushes like the good old days."

'And here, we have, some wild porn......living free undee this motorway bridge, waiting for the next time it will be appreciated. Torn, and stuck together, it waits patiently on the moist ground knowing, that some wayward traveller, will happen across it, fulfilling its destiny, once again'

David atten......i mean S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be half my body fat %

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Spend all weekend in Chams

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not be posting this shite.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Stream Netflix until it came back

What?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Weep for days.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Personally I think the internet is up there with one of the greatest inventions ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I think the internet is up there with one of the greatest inventions ever "

That's very interesting to know , thanks for sharing. But what would you do if it was gone .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Function fine & everyone else would live life to the full not by screen "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke signals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If was gone I be out of work but happy finding people the old way

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Go back to booklet sized contact magazines with grainy black and white photos and land line numbers.

“Hello, is flapsaway there please?”

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Personally I think the internet is up there with one of the greatest inventions ever

That's very interesting to know , thanks for sharing. But what would you do if it was gone . "
we’ll for one I’d of missed a very dear friends funeral in Australia when covid hit we could watch it on Skype which was better than nothing and why the rolling eye emoji? I’m not comparing the web to the jet engine or penicillin but for some the internet has changed peoples life’s

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Have to interact with real people

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"Go and knock on somebody's door to see if they wanted to come out and play "

I bet you would have a lot more success than trying to find a playmate on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I think the internet is up there with one of the greatest inventions ever

That's very interesting to know , thanks for sharing. But what would you do if it was gone . we’ll for one I’d of missed a very dear friends funeral in Australia when covid hit we could watch it on Skype which was better than nothing and why the rolling eye emoji? I’m not comparing the web to the jet engine or penicillin but for some the internet has changed peoples life’s "

Still don't know what you'd do if it's gone.

I'm just playing with you bud. It's just meant as a fun thread you don't need to take the rolling eyes so seriously either , again just winding you up. I'm sorry to hear of your friend in Australia.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Personally I think the internet is up there with one of the greatest inventions ever

That's very interesting to know , thanks for sharing. But what would you do if it was gone . we’ll for one I’d of missed a very dear friends funeral in Australia when covid hit we could watch it on Skype which was better than nothing and why the rolling eye emoji? I’m not comparing the web to the jet engine or penicillin but for some the internet has changed peoples life’s

Still don't know what you'd do if it's gone.

I'm just playing with you bud. It's just meant as a fun thread you don't need to take the rolling eyes so seriously either , again just winding you up. I'm sorry to hear of your friend in Australia.

"
no problem mate I’ve often wondered what it would be like to not have it I think personally it would be hard but I know a couple of people who haven’t got it and they manage

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Meet people from contact mags.

Like most things in life, the more difficult it is to achieve, the better the outcome.

I'd love a 3 month span without Internet.

Be a bit embarrassing having to put back all your shopping as card won't work, but would we all end up wandering the streets looking to show strangers a photograph of your rhubard crumble and custard.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Go and knock on somebody's door to see if they wanted to come out and play

I bet you would have a lot more success than trying to find a playmate on here "

Possibly so, but I've got a fwb (an ex g/f) who I see on a monthly basis

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

Open a bottle of Bud and smile.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Renew my subscription to MatchMaker, if anyone remembers that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh my cock off at the subsequent mass meltdown....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggle to buy food (or anything) worry for the safety of my family and myself as the whole of our supply chain would effectively crash and much of the developed world would suddenly experience life as the world's poorest do without a single clue how to cope.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Struggle to buy food (or anything) worry for the safety of my family and myself as the whole of our supply chain would effectively crash and much of the developed world would suddenly experience life as the world's poorest do without a single clue how to cope.

Mr"

Not for long. Any large organisation has business continuity / contingency plans for such things. Although I agree many individuals would struggle to cope without internet access.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Function fine & everyone else would live life to the full not by screen "

Yes, I'd adjust and be happier I think.

I think our phones steal so much precious time from us...

But anyway

*continues to scroll*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd be lonely. But I'd hear more voices as we would have to call each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The Internet, I would ....."

Have the choice of not having to see them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to get my dick out while wearing a box on my head while in public

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd be laughing at all the people who said I was old for keeping my DVDs and VHS films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Struggle to buy food (or anything) worry for the safety of my family and myself as the whole of our supply chain would effectively crash and much of the developed world would suddenly experience life as the world's poorest do without a single clue how to cope.

Mr

Not for long. Any large organisation has business continuity / contingency plans for such things. Although I agree many individuals would struggle to cope without internet access."

No large organisation has contingencies for the entire globe suddenly losing all internet services. They may have plans for local or company wide outages but they cannot make plans for their suppliers/customers as they don't control them. Also, their plans would include the use of alternative internet providers I'm sure that given time it would recover but the widespread chaos would be huge. Many companies use VOIP so would effectively loose all communication. Even if they were able to coble something together over a few days this would see supermarkets empty. The public would catch on pretty fast and the panic buying alone would see chaos - you only need to look n at the toilet roll fiasco last year to see that.

Today's economy simply cannot cope without internet, vast amounts of data is transfered automatically that would ask cease, payments wouldn't work, invoicing systems, ordering systems, distribution etc etc. It would be a world wide humanitarian disaster.

Mr

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"Struggle to buy food (or anything) worry for the safety of my family and myself as the whole of our supply chain would effectively crash and much of the developed world would suddenly experience life as the world's poorest do without a single clue how to cope.

Mr

Not for long. Any large organisation has business continuity / contingency plans for such things. Although I agree many individuals would struggle to cope without internet access.

No large organisation has contingencies for the entire globe suddenly losing all internet services. They may have plans for local or company wide outages but they cannot make plans for their suppliers/customers as they don't control them. Also, their plans would include the use of alternative internet providers I'm sure that given time it would recover but the widespread chaos would be huge. Many companies use VOIP so would effectively loose all communication. Even if they were able to coble something together over a few days this would see supermarkets empty. The public would catch on pretty fast and the panic buying alone would see chaos - you only need to look n at the toilet roll fiasco last year to see that.

Today's economy simply cannot cope without internet, vast amounts of data is transfered automatically that would ask cease, payments wouldn't work, invoicing systems, ordering systems, distribution etc etc. It would be a world wide humanitarian disaster.

Mr"

And there's me thinking it was a light hearted post requiring a few funnies.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not have a business anymore

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'd go back to Ceefax to find flights and hotels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Struggle to buy food (or anything) worry for the safety of my family and myself as the whole of our supply chain would effectively crash and much of the developed world would suddenly experience life as the world's poorest do without a single clue how to cope.

Mr

Not for long. Any large organisation has business continuity / contingency plans for such things. Although I agree many individuals would struggle to cope without internet access.

No large organisation has contingencies for the entire globe suddenly losing all internet services. They may have plans for local or company wide outages but they cannot make plans for their suppliers/customers as they don't control them. Also, their plans would include the use of alternative internet providers I'm sure that given time it would recover but the widespread chaos would be huge. Many companies use VOIP so would effectively loose all communication. Even if they were able to coble something together over a few days this would see supermarkets empty. The public would catch on pretty fast and the panic buying alone would see chaos - you only need to look n at the toilet roll fiasco last year to see that.

Today's economy simply cannot cope without internet, vast amounts of data is transfered automatically that would ask cease, payments wouldn't work, invoicing systems, ordering systems, distribution etc etc. It would be a world wide humanitarian disaster.

Mr

And there's me thinking it was a light hearted post requiring a few funnies. "

And he never even said what he would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not have a business anymore "

You can still sell worn undies without the internet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Struggle to buy food (or anything) worry for the safety of my family and myself as the whole of our supply chain would effectively crash and much of the developed world would suddenly experience life as the world's poorest do without a single clue how to cope.

Mr

Not for long. Any large organisation has business continuity / contingency plans for such things. Although I agree many individuals would struggle to cope without internet access.

No large organisation has contingencies for the entire globe suddenly losing all internet services. They may have plans for local or company wide outages but they cannot make plans for their suppliers/customers as they don't control them. Also, their plans would include the use of alternative internet providers I'm sure that given time it would recover but the widespread chaos would be huge. Many companies use VOIP so would effectively loose all communication. Even if they were able to coble something together over a few days this would see supermarkets empty. The public would catch on pretty fast and the panic buying alone would see chaos - you only need to look n at the toilet roll fiasco last year to see that.

Today's economy simply cannot cope without internet, vast amounts of data is transfered automatically that would ask cease, payments wouldn't work, invoicing systems, ordering systems, distribution etc etc. It would be a world wide humanitarian disaster.

Mr

And there's me thinking it was a light hearted post requiring a few funnies.

And he never even said what he would do "

Walk the streets with a sandwich board strapped to him that read " The end is nigh" probably

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