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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My very proper grandparents are staying with my mum this weekend so I have to endure a weekend of "Don't you think its about time you settled down/got married" comments...

I need a suitable excuse to: a) answer the questions and b) get out to cupids tomorrow night.

Any excuses other than, "I'm quite happy swinging and staying single thanks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take ya grandparents with you.... Problems solved...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like multiple cocks all at the same time, should ensure silence from all assembled.....

if they choose to retort, they are Chams regulars

enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite them along you may get a suprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like multiple cocks all at the same time, should ensure silence from all assembled.....

if they choose to retort, they are Chams regulars

enjoy x"

Haha I love it! Enjoy, no that's not possible, the restaurant we're going to is run by an ex fb! haha awkward!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

That's the good thing about being in my EXTREMELY late 30's - folk have stopped asking

Mind you, a girl a year younger than me has just announced she's expecting her first (geriatric prima gravida is the medical term apparently) - I've already told Mam not to expect any similar announcements from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you are gay and will only take a wife when you can get married in a cathedral...

then tell them you have to go out and lobby the local church

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

or say you have met a guy over the internet who lives in Scotland and he is a cock sucking whore.... happy to call and they can hear me screaming for someone to feed my cock addiction

they will beg you to dump me and insist you go out locally and find a nice man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"or say you have met a guy over the internet who lives in Scotland and he is a cock sucking whore.... happy to call and they can hear me screaming for someone to feed my cock addiction

they will beg you to dump me and insist you go out locally and find a nice man"

View I could quite happily take you up on that offer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the grandparents that when you find a bloke with a big enough cock and even bigger bank balance you'll let them know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell the grandparents that when you find a bloke with a big enough cock and even bigger bank balance you'll let them know "

Haha - he also needs to have an insatiable appetite for kinky fuckery! There is no such man in the world that could keep me satisfied on his own for longer than 2 nights I don't think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not sure that could have been worse. Except for my mother's new partner asking for vanilla ice cream because its his favourite flavour. Spot the swinger who howled with laughter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you are gay and will only take a wife when you can get married in a cathedral...

then tell them you have to go out and lobby the local church "

Thats what i would have suggested!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them you are gay and will only take a wife when you can get married in a cathedral...

then tell them you have to go out and lobby the local church

Thats what i would have suggested!"

This would be good but they're Jewish (which technically so am I!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even better tell them you have to convert your partner from "insert contrary religion here" before they are accepted in the Synagogue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even better tell them you have to convert your partner from "insert contrary religion here" before they are accepted in the Synagogue "

Haha that would be hysterical. I really think they'd despair if they knew about my penchant for uncircumcised cock!!

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